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I'm Confused. When Did Zac Efron Become A Man?

2010-11-12T10:24:00.000-06:00

please throw me on the back of that truck and grudge fuck me. thank you.

What Can I Say? My Ass Is THAT Amazing.

2010-09-30T01:52:00.000-05:00

well not mine. but hers i guess.

If I Were Her I Would Have Bent Over, Taken Out My Butt Plug, And Said Is This What You're Looking For?

2010-09-23T23:31:00.001-05:00

and if i were him i would have kept knocking until i found crissy.

I Have No Words. I'm Too Busy Drooling.

2010-09-09T23:45:00.000-05:00

I'm Bored. Lets Try Something New.

2010-08-25T10:18:00.000-05:00

so any fan of my blog is familiar with my pic posts where i objectify hot guys and write about the nasty things i want to do to them. well now its your turn. using this pic as your inspiration come up with the nastiest, filthiest, but still fun thing you can and leave it in the comments section. ill pick my favorite and feature it in my next pic post.

but im warning you. chace is pretty and pink and i love him so be gentle.

Blond's Have More Fun, Crissy Has A Big Dick, And Jasmine Lennard Is My Hero.

2010-08-23T21:18:00.000-05:00

so over the weekend i found out that my fave 90210 stud is coming out and i may need to get a bigger dildo to prepare for my eventual affair with crissy.

so i read a while ago that someone on 90210 was going to be gay but i assumed it would be someone i wouldnt care about because its always someone i dont care about. like on rubicon. why cant james badge dale be the cocksucker? anyway it turns out the powers that be have decided to take advantage of the gayest face on the show and are finally giving me a gay character to lust after. trevor donovan's teddy is going to be a poof. the good news is that trevor is the hottest guy on the show.

the bad news is the powers that be obviously have no fucking clue how gay culture works. if you watch the show you know that teddy was head over heals for silver but his dad didnt like her and told him to break up with her. and then teddy got pissed cause she broke up with him and tried to get her back. this is not gay. when you're gay and in the closet the biggest problem is the whole girlfriend thing. you dont want one cause girls are icky but not having one makes your parents and everyone else ask questions. so its pretty much every gay guys wet dream to have parents insist you not date anyone so you can focus on your tennis career. then you wait until you go to wimbeldon and fuck novak djokovic. you do not go out of your way to get a girlfriend!!!!!

also this is supposed to be his boyfriend.

eh. hes not ugly but he doesnt give my manpuss palpatations. but i guess you take what you can get when you're in the closet like trevor er i mean teddy.

but really. she's so pretty. i think she could do better. lets just hope liam gets drunk one night and they fool around.

i want to eat your penis.

trevor that purse doesnt go with your shirt.

it would however go with this pink shirt. fag.

excuse me while i go play with myself.

okay im back. so now on to a very important matter of business. is he top or bottom?

well here he looks really excited to get fingered by that....thing. but that doesnt mean anything. those guys on sg4ge let girls play with their buttholes all the time but they always do the fucking.

but here hes practically shoving his ass in this guys crotch.

yeah hes a bottom. why do the ones i like always take it up the ass?

speaking of cum holes. heres crissy blowing me a kiss all the way from madrid. i love you too crissy!!!!!

why cant that be my cock?

i hate this bitch.

crissy: i think i might be gay. i really hate your pussy and ive been thinking about cock all day.

crissy - please can i fuck tim in the ass?
bitch: no!

so if anyone knows any hot portuguese guys who look like crissy please send them my way cause this bitch is seriously cock blocking.

So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

2010-08-12T13:08:00.002-05:00

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

so it finally happened. alexander skarsgard got intimate with another man for the first time ever. and we all got to witness it.

so here alex and the vampire queen who will from here on out be known as count michael lucas sized each other up as they got ready for some wild and crazy vampire on vampire hardcore action.

and then kissed like a couple of lesbians. are you kidding me? earlier this season alex ripped yvetta a new pussy. and now that hes with another vampire hes being gentle? the fuck?

well at least now they're naked. i wish alex was kissing his way down to my cock.

so now things are about to get fun. alex is telling count michael lucas to turn over. finally!

and the count is totally ready to take that big viking dick up his ass.

and then alex kills him.

are you fucking kidding me? this is the show where bill grudge fucked lorena and then turned her head around so he didnt have to look at her isnt it? we get alex and count michael lucas naked in the same room ready to fuck the shit out of each other but instead they get all gentle, theres no nudity, and then alex kills the count? but like two seconds later sookie is riding bill like a bucking bronco?! id expect this prudish shit if true blood was run by homophobic straight people who have a double standard when it comes to straight sex and gay sex. but true blood is run by some fat old queen. why on earth would he deprive us of the chance to see alexander skarsgard fuck the count into next tuesday? obviously alex and the count were game. they had no problem kissing. and you know the count is a fudge packer in real life. so what the fuck was that?! the only way ill get over this is if we get alex and gaydric fucking the crap out of each other. i want full on hot vamp sex. fucking, sucking, and rimming. i want to see both of their asses. this is true blood!!! not the tudors. if you're gonna have two men get it on then do it right!!!!!!!!!!

We Should All Take Blowjob Lessons From Shia Labeouf.

2010-08-11T01:20:00.000-05:00

seriously. look at him deep-throat that banana. im jealous.

so when is gossip girl coming back? cause im in serious chace withdrawal.

sometimes looking at him just makes me cry. cause hes so pretty and i love him so much and i know he may never love me back and hes probably straight.

oh who am i kidding. strut girl!

and from someone whose ass lights up the world to someone whose smile lights up the world. lets all fap to some pics of crissy.

again with the tongue. its like hes doing it on purpose to torture me.

oh crissy. did you get cum in your eyes again?

crissy you really need to cum munch on my ass. it tastes like magic.

later cunts!

Now That I'm In An Open Relationship I'm Inviting These Guys Over. Two For My Ass And One For My Mouth.

2010-08-08T20:37:00.000-05:00

if i have to tell you who this is you dont deserve to be gay.

he must be wearing a hat cause his ass is tired from being raped everywhere he goes.

since you're puckering can i go ahead and sit on your face now?

so my obsession with leandro maeder has been reignited after seeing his episode of rachel zoe again a couple of weeks ago.

work it girl!!!!!

is it wrong that im licking my computer screen right now?

his bulge looks small but thats fine. he can just shove that cell up my ass.

and now im puckering.

oh my god becky look at that butt!!!!!

so while chace and leandro are in my ass nick will be fucking my mouth.

put it in your mouth! put it in your mouth!!! no wait. those arent good for you. put me in your mouth!!!

so by now i think it should be clear that seeing a guy sitting down with his legs spread makes me get on my knees and start blowing. if he wants me to or not. ask rm.

oh god. that tongue. just stick it in my ass.

well i hope you guys enjoyed that. i have to go find a penis to swallow.

A Gang Bang Waiting To Happen. Waiting For My Asshole That Is.

2010-08-06T00:16:00.000-05:00

thank you cazwell!!!!!! also the guy at 1:05 with the red hat needs to call me.

Reactions To My Open Relationship

2010-07-23T22:23:00.005-05:00

sister thinks its a great idea and apparently shes already been in an open relationship without telling me. technically all of her relationships are open since fidelity is not high on her list of priorities but apparently there was an instance when her boyfriend actually knew she was fucking around.

rmgf does not like the idea because she doesnt want me sucking more cocks than her or bringing someone new into our foursome. but i pointed out that im not bring anyone new in. im just fucking new people and then kicking them out before they'll even meet anyone in the foursome. shes still against it. and points out that when ab runs for president it wont help that he and his husband have a slutty, cum drenched past of one night stands and gang bangs that ended in double penetration.

rm is proud of me for fully embracing all that gay culture has to offer and finally acting like a man by spreading my seed. though i pointed out im really acting like a mason wyler by spreading my ass cheeks. hes still proud. but not taking advantage of the situation. for now.

my parents dont know. lets please not tell them. i want them to keep thinking im a monogamous top not a slutty bottom.

ab isnt entirely convinced about all of this yet. i first broached the subject a couple of weeks ago when i realized that i was starting to get bored. and that i really wanted to fuck the hot guy that had just walked into starbucks. ab tried to avoid talking about it at first. any time i tried to bring it up hed just shove his dick in my mouth to shut me up. but eventually i got him to talk about it by doing what i always do to get what i want. i used my ass. and while riding his cock for all it was worth i got him to admit he liked the idea of fucking other people but doesnt like the idea of me fucking other people and thinks this means we'll eventually break up. he feels like the whole point of a monogamous relationship is fighting and suppressing the urge to go out and sit on some other guys face. i agree. but i dont know that i feel like fighting the urge anymore. dont get me wrong. i like monogamy. i want to be in a healthy monogamous relationship. i like having that one person you can always count on to fuck the crap out of you. which is probably why i want an open relationship and not a straight break up. but i also want some spice in my life and i want that spice to come in the form of some guys jizm splattered all over my face after hes done fucking my mouth.

but not forever. im sure at some point in the future i can go back to a closed relationship. ab thinks it may not be so easy once the floodgates are open to close them again. but i disagree. weve already forsaken all others for each other once before. who says we cant do it again?

anyfuck all i care about right now is that im one step closer to realizing my dream of fucking cristiano ronaldo. and chace crawford. and matt bomer. and both leos. and eric from true blood. and toothy tile whoever he is. etc. etc.

what can i say? im young, im hot, im horny and my ass is now open to all takers. yay me! now could someone please put me in touch with tommy d and arpad miklos?

I Am Now In An Open Relationship

2010-07-19T16:41:00.001-05:00

discuss.

Who's Gayer: Cristiano Ronaldo Or Carson Kressly?

2010-07-13T22:15:00.000-05:00

so now that we're talking about crissy again i thought it was about time i give you another post of half naked pics and vulgar bon mots.

so since crissy seams intent on staying in the closet with his russian girlfriend i thought id give him some pointers on how to seam less gay. for starters ditch the purse.

stop going on dates with your boyfriend. unless its me. also im not pissed about this cuntface going out with my crissy because hes really hot and i see a threesome in our future.

no more poolside orgys....

...without me. now whose dick should i ride first?

now for some advice on gay trolls. if you dont want them pestering you stop dressing like that. if youre walking around flaunting that bulge and that ass and all that gay they're going to try and buttfuck you.

but enough about the gay. lets stare at crissys best ass. i mean assets.

i just want to bury my face in it. and my cock. id think crissy was turning me into a top but based on the way my ass is tatuming id say im more versatile.

but before i fuck him i want to suck him dry. am i the only one who thinks crissys cum must taste like liquid gold sprinkled with fairy dust?

omg! omg!! omg!!! do you realize how close weve just come to seeing crissys bare ass?! i just want gnaw on that right cheek.

have you cum yet? if not heres some matt bomer to finish you off.

now excuse me while i go watch white collar.

I'm Really Pissed Because Alexander Skarsgard Gave Some Guy A Rimjob And That Guy Was Not Me

2010-07-10T21:18:00.000-05:00

I Want Crissy To Be My Daddy Too!

2010-07-08T21:09:00.000-05:00

so when i first heard my crissy was a father i figured it was just a hoax. and then i found out it wasnt and i refused to acknowledge it because that would mean crissy fucked a girl and that was just too much for me. but now it turns out that he had the baby with a surrogate which is the gayest thing ever. so now im totally ready to talk about it.

before when i called crissy gay i was just fantasizing. i always figured he was probably secretly straight but now i think i may really have a chance at blowing him one day.

just look at him. you cant dress like that and claim to be straight.

This Is The Gayest Thing I Have Ever Seen. It Turns Anyone Who Watches It Gay.

2010-07-04T20:30:00.000-05:00

i know because i just made rm watch it and now hes happily sucking my cock. im gonna make leo watch it next.

so if theres a hot straight guy youve been trying to fuck just get him to watch this video and itll do the trick.

I Like To Pretend He's Spitting On His Dick Before Shoving It In My Ass

2010-06-30T07:02:00.000-05:00

The Pandorica Is Open And So Is My Mouth. I Want To Blow Someone.

2010-06-25T21:47:00.000-05:00

i want to sit on his face.

oh my. ill just get on my knees now and open wide.

just fuck me already.

so is anyone else excited for the doctor who finale?

The Gates And True Blood Give Good Music

2010-06-21T00:11:00.000-05:00

and just cause it gave me a boner.

I Just Gave The Blog A Makeover! Do we Like?

2010-06-14T22:19:00.014-05:00

to celebrate here's some crissy!

omigod!!!! how many teammates do you think crissys turned gay in the locker room? i bet when he drops the soap they're too busy fighting over who gets to fuck him to take advantage of the situation giving crissy enough time to escape.

so this is the only taylor that matters to me. taylor kitsch.

what the fuck? is this some sort of water sports thing? im not into that but if it means getting to fuck taylor ill pee all over him.

get away from my tay-tay bitch!!!

what did i just tell you?

now go after the jump so we can take a minute to acknowledge how awesome true blood was last night. bewere of spoilers. and vampires turning you gay.

so a lot of cool stuff happened in the premiere. werewolves showed up, queen sophie almost ripped erics luscious balls off, pam became the first lesbian i really want to be friends with, and jessica killed some guy. but none of that matters. heres all you need to know.

eric is like a fuck machine. literally. butt maching boys should look into hiring him.

jason showed off the most beautiful ass ever and finally realized hes gay. at least thats what im taking that whole erectile dysfunction thing to mean. he cant get it up cause vaginas are gross.

and finally we found out that bill wasnt kidnapped. he left sookie to be with sam. while watching you may have gotten confused and thought it was a dream. it wasnt. sam didnt wake up alone and confused because he was dreaming. it was because bill fucked the crap out of him and then went on his merry way.

later fangbangers!

OMFG!!!!!! The Prettiest Most Pinkest Penis In The World Got Arrested!!!!!!

2010-06-04T16:35:00.004-05:00

what the fuck?!?!?!?! chace crawford one of my many obsession got arrested for smoking something other than cock! i cant believe it. those cops better not have mistreated my chacey. well i guess itll teach cc that next time he wants to wrap something up and stick it in one of his orifices it should be bed me westdicks cock in his ass. but on a serious note i hope chacey is okay and that his pretty pink ass is still in tact after his time in the pokey. which i assume is called the pokey cause of all the poking going on if you know what i mean. actually maybe he enjoyed himself.

also is it just me or does the fact that chacey has done some hard time make him like a thousand times hotter not to mention butcher. next time i see him i think ill drop the soap and let him ravage me.

also, the mugshot? fierce. i bet his cellmate couldnt resist the urge to sit on that face all night long. but only after putting his deep throating skills to good use im sure.

I Wish I Could Fit All Of Them In My Ass At Once

2010-05-28T00:38:00.007-05:00

so this is my crissy with one of his balls.

and heres crissy showing off his ass for everyone.

do not touch my crissy!!!!!!!!!!!

as you can see being in crissy's presence has blinded the man on the left and is causing the man on the right to cum on himself.

and now crissys mad cause the guy came in his eye.

work it girls!

looking at this makes me want to burry my cock deep in crissys ass. am i a top now?

but looking at this makes me want crissys crotch buried deep in my ass so maybe im versatile.

look at that old queen begging crissy to jam his large pole up his ass.

so lets move on to elliot tittensor. and his hairy chest.

why are you still pretending to be straight?

see. you cant even keep a straight face when she tries to kiss you.

i hope hes licking his finger so he can stick it in my ass.

so this is that hot piece of ass tommy didario from high society. lets all get on our knees and blow him.

hes so pretty. i want to fuck the cum out him and then lick it off his chest.

now take those sunglasses off so i can sit on your face.

now excuse me while i figure out if im a top or not.

So I Just Finished The Lost Finale...

2010-05-24T00:10:00.005-05:00

and i have no idea what the fuck just happened and i think i hate it with a passion that burns brighter than that stupid light in the tunnel thing that desmond easily could have turned back on all by himself, lived, then gotten on the plane with jack and the others and flown away. that easy. but no. he had to go to his family. because going to his family meant he couldnt turn the light back on. even though he could have. huh???? yeah. hate it. really, really hate it.

this would have been a better way to end it.

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I Was Really Lusting After The New Doctor Until This Happened...

2010-05-22T21:31:00.004-05:00

so im guessing theres no gym on the tardis. excuse me while i go google image captain jack to rinse this from my eyeballs.

Cum Makes The World Go 'Round.

2010-05-16T00:59:00.005-05:00

no really. if there weren't cum there wouldnt be babies who could grow up and keep our society functioning.

anyfuck. sorry i havent posted in a while. ive been too busy fucking ian somerhalder.

he lets me cum in his mouth...

and sit on his face while i watch the vampire diaries.

and ive given him strict instructions to guard the family jewels when he goes out because otherwise hed be attacked by a pack of rabid fags.

so this is some hot german actor id really like to fuck.

so are we excited about true blood coming back and spraying its amazingness all over our faces?

i hear eric will be fucking a gay vampire so yay!!!!!! but boooo because he should be fucking me.

since your eyes are closed ill just go ahead and slip my cock in your mouth.

also this.

and this.

ta!

Is It Weird That When I Saw This Photo I Shoved My Laptop In My Ass?

2010-05-04T00:23:00.002-05:00

sadly that may be the closest ill ever come to having crissy inside me.

also why the fuck does crissy have to share the cover? with someone whos not even as hot as him?

p.s. have you seen elliot tittensors sex tape yet?

So. The Real Housewives Of New York City.

2010-04-09T03:10:00.000-05:00

i dont even have words. it was just. is it weird that i almost cried? i didnt. but almost. cause i actually felt really bad for bethenny for all the shit shes dealing with. and usually when housewives are battling it out im giggling. just wow. and luann? with the tea and the car? the countess needs to find a cock to go play with and leave jill and bethenny alone. but yeah. the whole thing was simply epic. omny!!!! so maybe i do have some words. anyfuck.

discuss.

Dr. Who Is The Shit!

2010-04-05T03:52:00.006-05:00

seriously. it was amazing. i was blown away. i wouldnt say it was the best episode ever. that would have to be blink or midnight. and i didnt like it as much as torchwood children of the earth. but still i loved it and i thought i was going to hate it. matt smith totally won me over and amy pond seems like she'll be a fun companion. plus im looking foward to seeing more of tom hopper cause hes really hot and i want to sit on his face.

though i cant help but thinking they need to give the doctor a male companion. dont get me wrong i love rose and martha and especially donna and amy seems cool but i think the doctors next companion should be a big strong man wholl bend him over and fuck the shit out of him. im sure pleasuring himself with the sonic screwdriver is getting old. anyway i really have no complaints. well actually i dont much like the new tardis or the new graphics in the intro. but other than that it was great.

and of course it helps that matts a poof.

move over john barrowman. theres a new fag in the whoverse.

so. what did you think? poll time!!

Bad Wolf!!

2010-04-04T22:17:00.006-05:00

so this is the lust of my life jake gyllenhaal.

hes thinking about cock.

he clearly wants to stick that in his ass.

so this is steven mcqueen from vampire diaries. does this mean he likes to fuck doggy style? cause im already on all fours.

so apparently david beckham got injured which to me means i could more easily over power him and rape his cock with my ass.

i just have to get rid of her first.

well im off to watch the new doctor who.

Alex Pettyfucker

2010-03-20T00:39:00.004-05:00

so for those of you out there who dont keep up with british hotties this is alex pettyfer.

lets lick his nipples.

can i touch it too?

cock tease.

Can Someone Have Gerard Butler Brought To My Room Bound, Gagged, And Hard As Rock? Please?

2010-03-16T04:07:00.004-05:00

so unless youre an idiot you should know this is sometime spartan king and full time hunk gerard butler.

and thats gerrys crotch.

stop taunting me!!!! its cruel when you're not here for me to get on my knees and let you fuck my face.

dont you just love this face? dont you just want it munching away at your ass?

i hate jennifer aniston. first brad now gerry! im suffering from some serious pussy envy. i think ill go stick abs cock in my ass and have a good cry.

I'm Not Saying Joe Jonas Is Gay...

2010-03-13T14:16:00.000-06:00

but he kind of is. just look at him.

which means this fag must be his boyfriend. lucky bitch.

i feel bad for joe. hes so obviously struggling to fight the urge to touch his lovers hand.

as you can imagine my asshole is just brimming over with rage for that twink on the lefts asshole. joe and his boyfriend are probably taking him home to double fuck him. i wish it was me. i feel so sad and empty.

but this makes me feel better.

now if youll excuse me im going to print that picture, roll it up, and stick it in my ass.

I Give You Chace Crawford Doing His Best To Make A Couple Of Old Queens' Holes Tatum

2010-03-11T12:18:00.000-06:00

hes such a giver.

elton looks like this is the first time hes had a woody in decades.

and davids asshole has had such an intense orgasm hes clearly in a state of shock.

and heres whats making my mancunt happy. i know hes dead but i still want to sit on his face.

ta!

Something To Make Your Prostate Happy

2010-03-09T00:45:00.005-06:00

so heres elliot titensor and his very suckable right nipple. im not sure about the left one.

and heres elliot soaking wet much like my pants which are soaked in ass-jizz.

wish i was there. can you imagine having sex on that beach?

fag.

blow job lips?

so gossip girl is finally back and im verrrrrry excited so to celebrate im going to go sit on chaces face. ta!

So Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo Isn't The Gayest Individual On The Planet

2010-03-08T05:05:00.005-06:00

after all he doesnt strut onto the soccer field dressed like catwomans gay little brother accompanied by a quartet of tranny henchwomen.

and last time i checked he doesnt shit pretty flowers.

though his jockstrap is pink which is definitely gayer than one with spikes. so i guess we'll call this one even.

though im still pretty sure if crissy and adam were a couple adam would be the one (happily) bending over.

Everyman Has Played With At Least One Cock In His Life

2010-03-03T01:12:00.006-06:00

so by now twifag kelly needs no introduction around here since im sort of obsessed with him.

and heres square-headed paul wesley.

and now for my two favorite games.

who looks gayer?

and....

whose hole is puckering?

kelly: so could you drop by my room later cause i really need some cock. paul: yeah no problem. anything for a fellow gay vampire.

and heres brit fag ed westdick at the same event.

and now that its a threesome kelly is lifting his leg to give paul and ed easier access to his ass.

and now i leave you knowing that somewhere right now kellys walking around with an ass full of ed and pauls cum.

I'm 99.9% Certain All Of These Men Ask Their Girlfriends To Fuck Them With A Strap-on.

2010-02-27T17:00:00.000-06:00

elliot would you please just stop pretending youre straight already. we all know being that close to the beave has made your cock flaccid.

i get why shes on all fours but why is he? cause hes a raging homosexual and he wants someone to fuck him!

see what being in the closet has done to you elliot! you're so hungry for cum you're actually happy to be standing next to that fat queen.

really? you're wearing that shirt with that much cleavage and expect me to buy you're a hetero? no. not happening.

so this is twi-fag kellan lutz and his purse.

hes having trouble deciding which hole to put the pump in. it happens to rm all the time.

his nipples are hard because theres a butt plug in his ass.

can i cum in there?

does this mean hes into doggy style?

so one of my commenters named a revealed he has a thing for hottie sven kramer.

so this is for you a. have fun eating out svens pussy.

ta cunts!!

Crissy Launched A New Line Of Purple Sneakers

2010-02-26T02:30:00.003-06:00

hes such a fag.

so is this one.

i just want to lick him.

why cant i just have both of them inside me already? lifes so not fair.

Knick-Knack Paddy Whack Doggystyle a Boner

2010-02-20T04:07:00.005-06:00

go on. put it in your mouth you fucking pig.

thats right suck on it.

yeah swallow it bitch.

and before i go.

i want him in my deep end.

OMG!!!! Patty Had Tom Killed!!!!!

2010-02-17T03:25:00.000-06:00

if you dont know what im talking about then we cant be friends.

WARNING: This Video Will Cause Extreme Ass Tatuming.

2010-02-12T02:21:00.006-06:00

by the end of it you will be covered in ass-jizz and feel the uncontrollable urge to shove as many phallic objects up your man-cunt as possible.

seriously this is better than any porn i have ever seen. this may sound masochistic but after watching it i just want to take crissys entire head and stick it up my ass. and im not even into fisting.

Sorry I Have't Blogged In A While. I Keep Meaning To. I Have So Much To Say. Especially About Skins And Stuff. But In The Meantime....

2010-02-10T02:31:00.005-06:00

oh. my. pretty. pink. penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chace crawford molesting himself in full view of the paparazzi? its like his special gift just to me. this only could have been better if it was ed's hand down there. or mine. or mine and eds. or my ass and eds hand. or my ass and eds dick in my ass with chace's.

work it girl!! seriously. hes never looked gayer.

well. maybe a little gayer.

that one never gets old. ta cunt lickers!

I Haven't Had Something In My Ass In An Hour So As You Can Imagine I'm A Little Pissy Right Now. Lets Hope This Makes Me Feel Better.

2010-01-14T22:35:00.000-06:00

so the first crissy rony armani underwear pics are in and now i really want to buy these underwear. but not just any armani underwear. i want the ones crissy is wearing and i want to smell them and wear them on my face because i love him that much.

that bulge. is. amazing. and those legs. and those abs. i want you inside me crissy!

i imagine this is what he looks like when hes fucking some bitch doggy style. if only i could be that bitch.

i know that you think crissy looks photo shopped here but hes not. its just that the last two pics were so ass quiveringly hot they made you cum all over the screen but you were in such a daze you didnt notice which is why crissy looks all glossy and fake.

i thought david beckham would be upset about crissy replacing him but clearly hes very excited about this.

in fact it looks like he wants to bend crissy over and double-fist him. stay away from my crissy you perv!!!!!!

the always sexy alex pettyfer with something in his mouth.

and now the secret thoughts of a twi-fag.

hes so cute. i want to drink his spooge.

these are so adorable. they would look so cute on my new boyfriend. i hope everyone's staring at my crotch.

so this big piece of leo giamani-looking beef is joe manganiello. apparently he'll be on the new season of true blood (which means he'll be naked) as a werewolf (which means he likes it rough) who fucks jason in his stackhouse. well actually its sookie. but. a fag can dream. clearly they have to make jason gay at some point. hes already fucked every puss in bon temps.

fuck. my. asshole. this boy is hot. please let me lick you.

ta mothercunts!!

Gay

2010-01-06T22:13:00.000-06:00

so as any flamer worth his liza minelli collection knows that british cream puff elliot tittensor came out on the cover of attitude magazine. well technically he wasnt cumming out. but. look at him. he might as well have run naked through a gay pride parade yelling "come and get me boys" while shoving a dildo up his twatensor.

i had already posted the cover but now ive finally gotten my cummy little ass er hands on the rest of the photos. they were on his rentboy.com profile. well okay they were actually on his profile at his new modeling agency. i guess the boy finally figured out that while shameless is a good show no one really wants to see his mouth move unless its sucking on a cock. anyfuck on to the photos!!!

scallywag. ha!! more like scallyfag!

lets just take turns licking him. me first!

aw. why faggy so sad? someone get him a cock to suck on so we can turn that frown upside down.

i see you like tea bagging.

how does he get his hair like that? i get the feeling it involves cum.

his nipples are so hard he could fuck me with them. also i love the fact that not only is his bulge huge but its shaped more like a cock and balls than a sock suggesting it may actually be real.

i think he wants us all to cum on him. i didnt know elliot was into bukakke.

and heres an honorable mention for elliots less hot brother luke.

clearly someones about to shoot a thick wad of cum down his throat and hes ready for it like cum starved baby bird.

zoolander.

sorry crissy but your bitch face is hotter.

much better.

someone must have mentioned pussy.

crissy sandwich!!

look at the fairy fly.

now watch as one fairy tries to fuck another in midair.

happy new year and fuck you all!

So Some Rugger Fag Came Out And Of Course I'm Not Surprised Cause I Think I've Proven Numerous Times On Here That All Ruggers Are Fudgepacking Queers.

2009-12-20T01:18:00.010-06:00

so this is 35 year old rugby player gareth williams. he's looking very gay. and of course by gay i mean happy not faggy.

cause a big, strong, rugby playing guy like gareth couldn't possibly be a fairy. well actually he is. which proves everything ive ever said about those ball fondling butt pirates is true.

it cant be easy being gay on a rugby team. here you can tell hes having a hard time fighting the urge to whip his cock out and face fuck these two cum dumps.

hes not exactly gorgeous guy but my word hes a big boy!! id love for him to use those big muscles to throw me over his knee and spank my bare ass and then spit on my hole and then force me down on all fours and shove his cock up my mancunt and fuck me mercilessly and.....*clears throat* sorry about that.

id love to sit on his face and call him daddy.

lets cum all over him and then lick it up.

now if you'll please excuse me i have to catch a flight to wales so i can introduce my ass to his mouth.

How Many Fags Does It Take To Give Me A Boner? This Many!

2009-12-18T03:54:00.007-06:00

i love crissy but i may need to take a temporary break from posting pics of him cause my ass is started to get numb from cumming all the time.

i just want him to throw me across his knee and spank me with those big hands of his.

so apparently crissy wrote a book about cum. makes sense. hes the expert.

love the diamond earrings. crissy knows how to accessorize.

and heres elliot tittensor who seems happiest with something phallic in his mouth. since hes a flaming queer ill assume these chicks are trannys.

elliot doing what he does best.

yes smokings bad but he looks hot here and i love watching him indulge his oral fixation.

hey zeffy. what are you doing down there?

zeffy knows how to strut!

apparently these photos were taken in west hollywood so im guessing hes running from some rabid twinks.

and here is zeffy engaging in the weho mating call by sticking his ass out and waiting for someone to take his pretty pink manpuss for a ride.

and here we have twilight fag kelly lutz. thats an interesting position you're in kelly. so is she sporting a strap-on or is she a chick with a dick?

and heres sexy mma fighter matthew riddle. can we lick him please?

nice bulge. cant blame the old queen for checking it out.

sorry honey. im not into fisting.

but you can slip a finger or two back there.

so this is brit singer austin drage.

and this is his hairy ass.

is this what he looks like when hes sucking cock?

i leave you with this.

Because It's Been Way Too Long Since My Last Post

2009-12-15T02:17:00.008-06:00

cant type. cum leaking out of every orifice i have.

i think we can agree that sam worthington is sexy as fuck.

ew. never mind.

much better.

now lets wash all of that fug out of our eyes with some pretty. heres uber hot footie player akos buzsaky.

hes soooo adorable.

and here is his ass.

why is chace's face so shiny? it must be covered in cum.

dick sucking lips!!

zac is so pretty.

he must be thinking about cock.

and now he must be thinking about sticking it in his ass.

the future mrs. tim frix.

can i please just sit on his face already?

nice earrings girlfriend!

here is sexiest man alive (in my heart. suck it johnny depp!!!) huge jackman. er huge junkman. no wait. hugh jack my cock. oh fuck it.

can you imagine having this on top of you?

to bad hes not gay.

i dont rim. but. if i was there it would have been hard to resist the urge to bury my face in his ass. what? i dont have anything else to stick in there. im a confirmed bottom.

okay now hes just begging for it. fag.

ttfn cunts!!

Because British Boys Are Sexy

2009-11-22T13:29:00.001-06:00

so lets start with a nice piece of ass. music cutie mark ronson was at some sort of charity thing with brit comedian david walliams and david decided to pants poor mark in front of everyone and of course it ended up on youtube. i feel bad for mark cause it wasnt planned. but. nice ass!!!

and here is the vid.

so this is actor/dancer gareth davis.

ive heard of autofellatio but not autoanilingus. you're almost there gareth! just a little farther!

colin firth and nicholas hoult. whose hole is puckering?

so any fag worth his salty cum should know this is alex pettyfer.

i just want to cum all over his face and lick it clean. and i dont even like the taste of my own cum.

blumpkin? stop looking at me like that. you know you would too. he looks fucking hot on that toilet.

oh my word! i want to be that cigarette.

hes just too fucking sexy.

its been far too longs since we've had the skins fags on here.

so lets talk about the tittensors who can apparently fit two dicks each in their tight pink asses.

elliot sees a pink ball and he immediately gets the urge to start sucking.

whose hole is puckering? both. neither one of these boys is butch enough to fuck anything.

oh look. elliots fag hag is effy.

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

sorry. i had a tiny freak out there. but then i realized that this means absolutely nothing. hes probably just bi. hell im gay and i make out with rmfg all the time. its just something to do when we're bored.

and besides. after seeing this photo there is nothing elliot could do to make me think hes straight.

fudge packer.

The Fags Of Twilight

2009-11-21T01:02:00.007-06:00

lets start off with hottie kellan lutz.

kelly has gay face and the biggest dick sucking lips i have ever seen in my entire life.

i bet he likes bukkake.

here kelly is trying his hardest to make my manhole twinkle like a vampire in the sun. its working.

can i suck your dick please?

im so gay.

so im fucking this dudes face.....

i just want to put that tongue to work in my ass.

so this stud is daniel cudmore. hes 6'7''. that can mean only one thing. huge cock.

and this cum loving fag is charlie bewley.

whose hole is puckering?

is it just me or are these two so obviously a couple? look at the way charlie is leaning close to danny.

someones happy to be getting fucked tonight!!

and lets end with another vampire. ian somerhalder. he has dick sucking lips too. but does he have an ass fucking dick?

bye bitches!

Can I Just Slide My Ass In There Somewhere Please?

2009-10-29T05:28:00.005-05:00

so here is matt bomer with some serious gay face.

and here is matt bomer with some serious gay kissing.

so if you, like me, thought there was even the tiniest possibility that bomey wasnt actually gay and that perez made it all up now we have proof. hes a big cock sucking, butt munching, dorothy befriending queen.

and this seems to be a week for confirmed homosexing cause i just found this vid of leo giamanni saying that hes bi and that hes starting to prefer guys.

and this one where he talks about hooking up with a guy.

so i guess my gay lisp theory was right!! but im kind of pissed cause apparently he was talking about being bi months ago. why didnt you guys tell me?! if a gay porn star or anyone for that matter admits to fucking guys off the clock i want to know about it! anyfuck im off to stick some fingers in my ass and pretend im getting double fucked by leo and bomey.

Stop The Fucking Presses!!!!!!

2009-10-28T03:39:00.009-05:00

so this hot piece of wangbone (are you still out there moji??) is matt bomer.

and hes on this new show white collar which is fucking amazing.

and this is what he looks like shirtless.

and while i was watching it my ass was puckering. but it was a sad puckering cause of course hes straight and theres no way in hell my ass would get to suckle on his matt boner. right? wrong!!

because according to perez hilton not only is he gay but hes out too!!!! oh. my. wangbone.

now how he manages to be an out and proud homosexual without my knowing it i havent a clue. cause ive been ogling him for years now on traveler and chuck.

sadly according to perezy he has some big wig pr boyfriend. i cant find a pic of him but im telling myself hes old and ugly and matt will run away with me soon enough now that he has a job again and doesnt need to be a kept boy toy anymore.

interestingly bomeys wiki says hes friends with zachary quinto. they went to college together.

now i wouldnt want to imply that quinto is gay too.

not at all.

but. if youre going to experiment with homosex in college. why not do it with matt?

if you want to thank me matt give me a blow job and then use your spit as lube to fuck me.

and now some pics of my new lover.

someones in the perfect position to get his dick sucked.

or to blow this fag.

i hope hes not a bottom cause he sure looks like one here. someone could easily come up behind him and slide a dick in his ass.

shall we play whose hole is puckering? im guessing the sex & the city cocksucker on the left.

hes so dreamy!

those eyes are mesmerizing. i would let him fuck me in any orifice he wanted. he could fuck my nostrils if he wanted to. dont look at me like that. you know youd give him a nose job too.

whoever brings matty to me like this ill let you watch while he fucks me.

ta cunts!

Today We Have Two Twinks For Your Viewing Pleasure

2009-10-23T11:00:00.000-05:00

lets start off with less hot but equally gay tittensor twin luke.

i can fit this in my ass.

actually i can fit two of those in my ass.

why cant i be hotter like elliot? at least my hole is pinker. hand me those bottles.

i hope he wont stick those in his ass.

notice he doesn't stipulate that you must be a girl. hmm......

so hes not just gay. hes a drag queen.

and heres elliot just for fun. please stick those in me.

and now we have older twink alexander skarsgard.

can you say dick sucking lips?

does it get any gayer?

why yes it does. lets see if it gets any gayer.

yep. someones going to a circuit party. and it looks like hes already got something up his ass to loosen him up.

and here we have some lucky bitch with a mouth full of lexi's cum ready to get that bottle jammed up his assed. this seems to be as gay as it gets but im holding out for a pic of his swedish dick buried in some dudes ass. and fyi you're supposed to pinch it!!!

should i go with the 10 inch dildo or the 11 inch?

you want to suck my cock.

now if youll excuse me i suddenly have the overwhelming urge to go find lexi and blow him.

If Chuck Bass Has Kissed Boys Then Certainly Crissy Has

2009-10-22T01:46:00.002-05:00

and once again its time to perv on that hot portuguese beefcake crissy ronaldo.

you can just tell this guys ass is spooging all over the place. he cant help it. thats just what happens when crissy touches you.

looks like this fag wants crissy to make his ass spooge too.

am i seriously supposed to believe this fashion loving queen is straight?

oh my! the tongue is back.

i wonder what hes gonna do with that water bottle.

here we see the crissy running free in his natural habitat.

uh oh! someone has startled the crissy!!

looks like some butt munchers picked up the scent of the fairy dust that sprinkles out of the crissys manhole and now they're stalking they're prey!

oh no!! crissy is teasing the butt munchers.

and now the butt munchers are on the attack!

the crissy has fallen!!

we cant show you what happened cause it was too violent but as you can see crissy has a mouth full of cum and the butt muncher behind him is trying to get the taste of ass and jizz out of his mouth.

but you cant blame the butt munchers. when crissy walks around dressed like this hes practically begging for someone to bend him over and give him a good fucking. cause im pretty sure homme is french for homo.

and now a used and cum-covered crissy is complaining to the ref but no one cares cause we all know he liked it.

ta you cable-knit queens!!

Chuck Kissed A Guy And I Liked It!!!

2009-10-21T04:00:00.003-05:00

so much my ass wont stop cumming.

but wait. if chuck has kissed a guy before and the only two guys he ever hangs out with are nate and dan then doesnt that mean that they're all a bunch of sausage smuggling fags?

i just think it all makes this exchange take on a whole new meaning.

so when you watch this it begs the question did chuck give dan those pills so he could ass rape him?

wouldnt be the first time he tried to force himself on a humphrey.

Some Twink On Big Brother Finland Gave Another Twink A Hand Job

2009-10-14T18:16:00.001-05:00

so on american big brother theres usually only one fag and hes usually not very attractive but in finland the cast is full of fags and they are hot! and while on american big brother theres never any sex the finish butt munchers above decided to make-out while playing spin the bottle in a hot tub. and then when they were alone in the hot tub the blond one started to jerk the other one off. and it gets better cause it turns ou this twosome is actually in a love triangle!! sort off. cause while they're jerking off some ugly fag decides to hop into the hot tub and spoil their fun cause hes in love with sampo who understandably does not feel the same way. why cant we have this stuff in the states?! anyway their display of homosex and bitchery made it onto you tube. you can see them and two other guys (who are obviously straight) kissing at 5:00 and the jerking at 6:30.

sadly ragnar was evicted so dont expect anymore vids like this. good fucking!

My Boyfriend Is Jealous Because Leandro Maeder Made My Ass Cum Last Night

2009-10-14T01:03:00.009-05:00

so i absolutely loooove the rachel zoe project on bravo. its like the gayest show ever!! they've got rachel whos like a gay man trapped in a womans body, brad whos like the gayest individual on the planet (and who was showing off some rather girlish legs last night) and then to top it all of its all about fashion dahling!!! the only thing rzp has been lacking is eye candy. dont get me wrong i love the whole zac efron in thirty years thing rachels husband roger is rocking.

but he just doesnt do it for me. and neither does brad whos totally kurt wilds gayer, bitchier, and not nearly as hot cousin.

you think hes as much of a screamer as kurt?

anyway last night they made up for the serious lack of eye candy by having rachel do a photo shoot for v magazine complete with male models!!! and the hottest of the bunch was leandro maeder!

hes so hot just thinking about him makes my ass lips quiver. and im not sure but i think hes a poof too!! when he first showed up at rachels studio the sight of brad made him speechless! and when he finally introduced himself he was soooo flirting with brad. and as youll see in the vid below he didnt spend his time at the photo shoot flirting with jessica stam whos like gorgeous. no he spent it flirting with brad and calling rachel zoe the queen of fashion.

through the whole episode the bitch was pinging my gaydar! or should i say giving my man cunt palpitations!

so yeah this post is dedicated to the hotness that is leandro. enjoy.

someone really needs to cum all over this boys lips. please let it be me!

cant. stop. touching. myself.

heres leandro on a runway. his body is amazing!!!

fierce girlfriend!

i just want cum all over him and lick it up.

so with the lips on his face being so luscious and inviting i cant help but wonder what the lips on his ass look like.

can someone photo shop a dick into this pic for me please?

speaking of dick lets spend some time staring at leandros crotch.

his bulge is amazing and so are his legs.

can someone please just give me like 20 minutes alone with him?

but now to the proof that lele is a cock smoking, pole riding, hole puckering fag!

for starters he likes big hoses.

hes begging for someone to fuck him here!

hes obviously trying to entice some dirty fuck with a pit fetish.

and here he is cruising for some cock in an alleyway.

but do we really need anymore proof than this?

now if youll please excuse me i have to use my fingers for something other than typing. ta!

Because It's Been Too Long Since My Last Post And If I Don't Make You Cum Who Will?

2009-10-08T02:36:00.010-05:00

further proof that at least one of the tittensor twins is gay. the one on the right is dressed like batmans but boy.

heres rugger hunk mike tindall. can you imagine this holding you down and fucking you senseless?

this piece of sexy is rugger hunk matt banahan.

whats with the face? is there something up your ass?

hes obviously a fag.

i can fit this in my mancunt.

hes just too yummy. ignore the goblin behind him.

and this rugger is kelly brown. looks like kellys nipples want to cum out and play.

there they are! can i suck on those please?

kellys showing everyone how he milks his boyfriends dick.

and our last rugger is nathan hines.

back off girlfriend!

heres nahan just begging for someone to cum and stick something in his ass.

looks like it worked. you can see a line forming behind him. but i think they must have fucked his face first cause it looks like hes about to spit out some cum.

further proof that being a bottom is hard work and can be dangerous if not done properly.

so this is alex puckerfer. er pettyfer. hes so hot he makes my hole pucker.

and the almost as hot tom hopper. he only makes my hole twinkle.

and here they are together. how about a quick game of whose hole is puckering? i say tom since alex looks ready to fist it.

but first tom wants to blow alex.

but alex decided to take control and fuck the bitches face.

i leave you with the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. did he spit or swallow?

ta cunts.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Sphincter

2009-09-22T22:25:00.000-05:00

heres hunky footballer michael ballack. id love to crawl between those legs of his and see what hes got squeezed into those shorts.

looks like someone beat me to the punch.

well they both look satisfied. that was quick.

fag.

the love of my life putting on his best bitch face. hes soooo cute when hes cranky.

is that what his butt hole looks like after its been fucked?

oh dear me.

id so wish my dick was that bottle if it weren't for the fact that hes biting into it. and is it just me or does that look like cum hes drinking?

oh its the tongue again.

seriously crissy your tongue and my ass need to get acquainted and soon.

cunt face slut ass skanky cum eating whore motherfucking dhlakjdlknlgk jldkj lkdfj ld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why do you always do this to me crissy?!?!

thats what you get! now go get lie down in bed so i can blow you and make it better.

he does this every time he cums.

heres the hunky sydney convicts rugby team. we all know im obsessed with ruggers.

im taking these two home and getting double fucked!!

im sure they claim to be straight but we all know that deep in the recesses of their ass holes all ruggers are queers.

look at these two. being drunk is no excuse. these two have an itch in their ass a girl cant scratch. unless she has a strap-on but only carpet munching lesbos get those.

they sure are going at it. oh. wait. my bad. they are gay! apparently the sydney convicts were the first gay rugby club in australia.

this ones my favorite!

no wait. this one is. hes making my ass twinkle.

i bet he could fit both their cocks in his mouth. on second thought im sure he already has.

awwwwwwww. see if they were straight they'd just want to fuck each other. but these two are really in love.

and these two are fingering each other.

i can fit this whole thing in my ass!

i have the feeling thats not the only place hes put his tongue on that cheeky fairy.

and on that note im off to play with myself and think about what these queens get up to in their locker room. im sure its mostly butt munching and cock sucking since they're clearly all bottoms.

All Men Are Gay. They Just Don't Know It Yet.

2009-09-20T05:41:00.007-05:00

lets start things off with footie player david villa. anyone want to slide their ass onto that finger?

villy looks like hed rather be sucking dick than playing football.

looks like lucas podolski just got fucked senseless.

heres irish rugger hunk luke fitzgerald looking like he wants to get fucked.

i stand corrected. he wants to get fisted.

i think we all know footballer, gay icon, and future husband of tim frix cristiano ronaldo.

cristiano must like having balls near his ass.

why crissy?!!!!!!!!!!! why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the things i could do with that tongue.

hes thinking about cock.

heres crissy foolishly trying to distract the opposing team by showing them his scrumptious ass.

but now he has to run from the ass hungry fudgepackers.

oh no! it looks like they caught crissy! he's out of focus but one of the other footie players is fucking crissy with his massive cock!

and now that their all done with him they've left crissy bruised and fucked and covered in cum.

crissy: getting fucked hurts!! me: yes crissy. yes it does.

but always the trooper crissy picks himself up and wipes the cum from his lips. and next time a fag cums anywhere near him he'll bend the bitch over and split his ass in half. and if you're lucky that fag will be you!

and now i leave you with uberhunk reese rideout painting a wall. sadly he doesnt paint it with his cum.

my only complaint is that he isnt naked. i thought he knew all we care about is those bulbous ass cheeks and that huge dick! anyfuck i wish i had a guy who was handy like this. ab and that fruit rm are useless.

p.s. seriously reesey poo if you want us to believe youre straight and fuck your wife in the puss dont devote an entire vid to you redecorating a set like a good little fag in capris. its the gayest thing ever. made even more gay by the fact that its a set you're going to be fucking a man on. and dont even get me started on your sashay at the end. seriously honey.

yeah. he looooooooooves pussy.

Scott Herman Is Setting Off My Gaydar

2009-09-11T13:11:00.000-05:00

so lets start off with this pic of scott doing his best to make our sphincs tatum with those devilishly sexy eyes of his.

and here he is trying to make all the tops out there spontaneously cumbust!

i think i see someones dick head!

yay! theres hope i can get scott to fuck me without getting him drunk first! hes wearing 2xist and we already established those are the gayest underwear ever. and if you arent gay before you put them on after you do they'll make your hole start to pucker. thats how i turned rm.

see. hes already trying to get the photographer, who must a gay guy, to fuck him.

bitch must be gay. his ass is so hungry its eating his underwear.

omg! omg! omg! omg! hes wearing a jock!! please tell me we get a back shot!!

yes!!! that is the sexiest, perkiest, fuckiest ass ever! you could eat cum off it.

but i cant tell if its puckering or not.

so like i said these pics have my gaydar going off and by that i mean im cumming uncontrollably out of every orifice i have. but before i declare this boy officially a fag we need more evidence.

lets see. here he is shaving his chest.

and if hes this uhm....anal about shaving his chest before one of his photo shoots he must have shaved his ass before he took the above pics right? so gay. well there isnt a vid of him shaving his ass but there is this vid of him shaving his crotch.

and hes talking about picking someone up in the gym? thats like the gayest thing ever!

no wait. this is gayer. hes talking about exercising his ass. hes not just gay. hes a cum loving bottom.

and here is totally ready for gay pride.

totally a butt muncher! okay so hes probably straight cause most guys that make my ass cum are. but a fag can dream right? then again. hes dedicated this whole vid to talking about some annoying chicks hitting on him?

what straight man goes out of his way to complain about being hit on by girls? this vid is totally his cumming out. what? let me have my faggy dream!

anyway i leave you with this vid of scott giving his dick in a box to some lucky fudge packer.

How Do You Get That Close To Rafa And All You Do Is Kiss Him On The Cheek?

2009-09-11T03:53:00.009-05:00

so some guy got arrested for kissing rafa nadal. the police are so fucking homophobic. since when is an act of love between two gay men illegal?

okay so rafa is straight and apparently has a girlfriend or something and this other guy was a crazy stranger who randomly decided to run up to rafa. but still. they shouldnt arrest him. they should thank him for showing restraint and not kissing his other cheeks.

besides. rafi was okay with it.

speaking of gorgeous asses. heres brit cutie christian cock er cooke showing off his in some new show called trinity.

yummy!!! heres a trailer with a gay kiss of its own.

and heres another one.

trinity looks really good! like gossip girl but british and there version of chace gets his very lickable ass out. cant wait!! heres a link to some more unembeddable clips where christian gets his ass out again.

Time For Another One Of My World Famous Pic Posts!

2009-09-10T03:21:00.014-05:00

this sexy english muffin is barry sloane from hollyoaks. i want to cum on his face.

and this stud muffin is take that singer gary barlow. i dont know who hes looking at in this picture but i can promise you they're cumming all over themselves.

oh crissy. i love your bitch face. its fierce!

you're cute.

can you jerk me off while you're down there?

yeah. just like that.

im gonna cum!!

more images of the sexy channing tatum as a stripper. is it just me or does he look really gay here. he looks like hed be more comfortable backing his ass onto some guys dick in the top left pic. twink.

heres michael phelps looking very hunky.

i wish he was dripping wet with my cum.

heres rugby hunk tommy bowe. someone needs to photoshop a dick into this pic. hes practically begging for it.

and this rugby cutie is cam smith. im printing this one out and putting it on ab's face next time he fingers me.

here are some rugby cuties showing off their asses.

heres model benjamin godfre.

and heres godfre looking gay. someone wants to get his ass fucked.

and so do i. ta bitches!

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get These Fags To Cum?

2009-09-06T04:14:00.010-05:00

heres gossip girl cutie penn badgley. i have to admit his hotness has been growing on me. for the first time id like to sit on that smug face of his.

i think hes trying to tell us that he wants to lick some balls.

this microphone looks like a dick i was sucking the other day.

im just so mad because i totally wanted to kiss ed because chace told me he can make your ass cum just by kissing you but they're letting that new bitch kiss him. its not fair! i want my ass to cum!

you want to fuck?

hey boys!!

can i get some more cum in here please?

mmmm. cum.

heres model cutie jamie dornan.

being around naked men makes jamie uncomfortable so hes trying to concentrate on thinking about pussy.

pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy...

you can totally tell hes trying to fight the gay.

but jamie just wasnt strong enough. the guys were too hot. and they made his ass lips pucker. so he snuck off and blew all of them. you can see he got a little cum on the bottom of his shirt on the right.

i guess he still had some on his lips too.

heres skater cutie ryan sheckler. wearing 2xist. you dont thinks hes gay do you? cause 2xist is totally the gayest underwear ever.

see. totally gay. not a hole in this picture that isnt puckering. thats why nicks hands are behind his back. his hole is puckering so loudly hes trying to keep his ass cheeks shut.

which means ryan may be letting his pants sag so someone will see that gorgeous ass of his and wont be able to resist pulling his pants down and fucking the shit out of him.

how many dicks can i fit in my ass? this many.

hunky dj basshunter trying really hard not to let any cum leak out of his ass.

you have to admire this bitch for managing to discreetly line his ass of up with this hunks dick.

fuck everyone.

I Give You Hot Straight Men With An Itch In Their Ass Only A Nice Big Dick Can Scratch

2009-08-27T03:47:00.014-05:00

and heres another pic post to prove all men are gay even if they dont know it.

first we have rugger bugger hunk nick youngfuck. i mean nick youngqueer. i mean youngquest. nick youngquest. hes getting in touch with his gay side on the cover of brit gay mag attitude. and by gay side i mean prostate cause theres no way someone didnt manage to stick something up his ass while he was wearing these.

uh oh boys. i think i feel a tingle in my ass.

yep. mr youngqueer is making my hole pucker. his bulge would need to be bigger to make it tatum.

im not into rimming but id love to lick that luscious ass on his chin.

heres the hunky james haskell on the cover of the next dieux du stade calendar. this is hot and all but i hope they know our holes wont pucker or tatum or quiver unless theres some dick this time.

sadly james is straight.

i think. that shirt is fierce honey!

okay my gaydar is going off. and by that i mean my dick is pointing straight at the computer and my manpuss is getting wet.

its cute youre trying to look butch but no.

yep. hes a fag.

and so are you honey. you dont look like a russian gangster. you look like a lesbian.

heres new zealand rugger bugger ritchie mccaw. now that is a man!! james and chace should take notes.

can i have him for christmas?

awww. dan carter is so cute. why are his eyes closed? i bet someone shot cum in them.

is someone under there blowing him?

heres rugger fucker richie mathers.

are you gay richie? cause you sure like your sausage.

and getting your ass out on a field full of big strong men like tackling each other. its like you want a dick to slide up there.

yep. hes a cum loving fairy. threesome!

this is kris smith. dannii minouges boyfriend who used to be a rugger bugger. can we all agree we both hate and admire dannii? what kind of fucking name is dannii anyway?

anyone else loving 10 things i hate about you on abc family? its really funny and it doesnt hurt they have this hunk of beef on display. apparently he calls himself chris zylka but i think ill just call him master.

get on all fours bitch!

im fucking your ass and you will like it cunt.

20 minutes later.....

thats it? youre just gonna fuck me and leave? no cuddle?

cum dumps should be seen and not heard. now get on your knees and choke on my dick.

the end.

later cunts. i have to go clean up some ass spooge.

Footballers Are Gay

2009-08-26T02:10:00.009-05:00

as a reader pointed out its been far too long since ive posted. so get ready for the first of many new pic posts. over the last week or so ive had my eye on a ton of pics i wanted to post but i just didnt have the time or didnt feel like it. but its time for my blogger blue balls to go away. so get ready for me to cum a big wad of blog all over you. enjoy all these footie cuties.

this is robin van persie. he doesnt know his teammates all jerked off in that ice bucket earlier.

heres the very sexy gareth barry. hes sitting down and licking his lips cause all the guys on the field decided to have a quick bukakke session. they just couldnt focus with this cutie running around and figured they might as well get it over with and facefuck him.

heres uber sexy thomas vermaelen.

heres bosnian footballer vedad ibisevic.

veddy is a fag.

veddy is in pain because he wanted to one up gareth by getting gang banged. he was fine until two hotties from the opposing team double fucked him.

but you cant blame them cause he was so asking for it.

this is bojan krkic.

and this is thierry henry.

bojan and thi are fucking.

for a while there they were in the closet and tried to hide their love.

but after a while they just couldnt take it anymore and outed themselves and now they never have to hide there love.

they're such a cute couple.

you can just tell they're in love. look at all these romantic pics.

they're the perfect couple. theres just one problem.

bojan is a cum loving slut who opens his hole to anyone that wants it.

you cant tell but hes letting this fag finger him in the middle of the soccer field.

and now thi is all alone.

sad. fuck you all.

I Want Tornado In My Ass!!

2009-08-17T10:15:00.000-05:00

heres a post i wrote a while ago and forgot to publish. enjoy.

so as you all know i tend to get obsessed with certain guys. and after seeing these pics i decided i was totally obsessed with this guy.

so this is tornado from the uk version of american gladiators.

he has the most fucking amazing body ever. damn that stupid towel!

tornado is of course straight as proven by the presence of the pussy.

tornado isnt gay at all. ignore the fact that he seems to be trying to get his friend drunk while inching his hand up his leg.

and no way is he fighting the urge to swallow this hotties dick in one gulp.

and its just a coincidence that his cock is pointing directly at this guy.

and no way is tornie excited about getting a blow job from this purple loving fruit basket.

nope. not a gay bone in this boys body.

and hes not about to get a rim job from this queen.

dont all straight guys enjoying dressing up in leather lingerie?

and this pic wasnt cropped to spare these guys the embarrassment of their raging boners.

what is up with him constantly biting his finger? oral fixation? i hope hes not cumming in that hot tub. though that would be better than him peeing in it.

note the straight guy who is very obviously terrified that tornado and his friend are going to try and swallow his dick with their asses.

and as we leave tornado in the privacy of his room im sure he has no intention of sticking that bottle in his ass after loosening it up with his fingers.

go fuck yourselves!

Something To Make Your Ass Tatum

2009-08-14T12:03:00.001-05:00

a quick note. the channing tatum stripper video i uploaded on wednesday got taken down but i was able to find another one. so if you didnt get to see it click here and thank me for the amazing cum shot in the comments after you clean up.

first we have actor and model joshua stevenson.

i see a very big career in joshies future. very big. and rock hard.

so apparently some naked pics of amazing race cutie eric sanchez jerking off on a web cam popped up back in march and no one told me.

sadly eric, whos on the left, wasnt wanking for the blonde cutie his hole is so obviously puckering for in this pic.

his live show was for an exgirlfriend. i dont know if it was this girlfriend or anther one but either way shes seen him naked so im jealous. i wonder if shes smiling cause his dick is hard.

stay away from my man bitch!!! i dont care if you are a werewolf. i have the strength of a thousand twinks and i will fuck you up!!!

heres actor cutie danny miller. danny you're not supposed to sniff it! forgive him. hes new.

naughty boy.

thats right. you stick your tongue and anything else thatll fit in it. now you're getting the hang of it. nice touch with the hands on the hips.

i got a huge crush on aaron johnson when i started watching nearly famous. i really miss that show. it wasnt as good as skins but i thought it was still really good.

aarons one of those straight boys that takes really hot and sometimes gay photos of himself. if only the pants were lower.

heres tennis hunk novak djokovic. hes so cute. and such a tease.

or maybe not!!!! could they be any lower? actually yes they could.

heres a video. skip to 1:48 to see novy walk the runway in this sexy getup and spank his ass. wish hed spank mine.

and lastly heres a vid from some brit show called balls of steel. here we get to meet the fuckers who basically fuck in public.

Meet the Fuckers - Balls of Steel S02E01
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I Knew It!!!!!

2009-08-14T01:32:00.000-05:00

from almost the moment i first saw the hunky elliot tittensor and his sometimes equally hunky twin brother i knew at least one or both of them got a twitch in their ass every time they got around dick. and it seems im right as this GAY sex tape of elliot has leaked!!!! well in my mind its a gay sex tape. its really the trailer for some short film elliot did about two gay kids that fall in love and im hoping fuck. if anyone finds the short, which is called protect me from what i want, online somewhere let me know. anyfuck enjoy watching elliot kissing another guy.