Effie Doesn't Do Doughnuts. She Does Drugs.

if you dont watch or like skins you probably wont want to read my long live blog after the jump.



so we're seven minutes into the new skins and ive decided to try live blogging. so lets see we just met thomas who arrived from africa, speaks french, and chased some punks off that were beating some shop owner. his kindness was repaid with doughnuts. he then met effie and pandora at a bus stop where pandora ate his doughnuts and then quickly threw them up. he is now carrying pandora down the street over his back. thomas has just made skins good again.

thomas had his hand on pandoras ass. are they the shows newest couple?

effie just caught her mum fucking steve. steve is not effies dad. uh oh!

thomas just introduced himself to effies blanket clad mum and steve. i love thomas!

the scary gangster who used to work in an office is back and he just punched thomas!

so the anorexic gangster is being mean to thomas because thomas is living in his flat which thomas thought was empty.

thomas needs 300 pounds by desperate housewives on thursday! hes screwed.

thomas said his mother is a very fussy lady but its okay because he has a job now. okay im bored with the live blogging now.

thomas is the janitor at the skinners school!

thomas is flirting with the lesbian twin. its a waste of time you cheeky bastard!

the tall blond teacher wants to wang his disc in another teachers box. and no hes not talking about sex.

thomas is great and all but where's cock and when is he finally going to get his cook out?

pandora forgot her tail and thomas is crying and since i still havent seen cook im crying too.

im not sure but i think pandoras aunt makes tea with marijuana.

yep. its marijuana tea. and thomas looks like he just figured out how to make 300 pounds by desperate housewives thursday.

pandora doesnt seem to understand that thomas is going to be selling weed not tea.

she gets it now. shes also getting kissed by thomas. i knew it. they make a cute couple.

so i guess steve is friends with effies father.

effies dad invited steve over for a drink and effie is pissed. her mother better be careful.

it wasnt steve at the door it was thomas and pandora. they've been snogging.

yay cook!

everyones selling weed at an underground party!

oh no! thomas is in trouble with the anorexic gangster!

things just got awkward between the lesbian twin and the girl she kissed and apparently wants to kiss again. only the girl isnt a lesbian even though she has an ellen haircut.

thomas is rapping in french.

thomas has to eat really hot peppers or the anorexic gangster will beat him take his money and rape the women. thomas is smiling.

thomas just ate a handful of the peppers!!!!!

the gangster just ate a handful and shit himself. thomas wins!

everyone is getting high and thomas is eating doughnuts.

thomas was about to surf and turf pandora but his mother is here. oh well.

his mother saw everyone drinking, effie about to fuck cook even though shes been making googily eyes at freddie and pandorra walking around in the nude. his mother wants him to pack his bags. bye thomas!

thomas made this show interesting but now hes going home and pandora is crying.

so next week looks good. cook fucks effie and im a happy gay.

this was fun but im never live blogging again. takes up too much time. look at caps here. and watch the show here. ta!