How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

Random Facts

1. rm and i have been trying to bond again and get our relationship back to where it used to be before that whole thing with ab. so this weekend he took me to the batting cages. which apparently is not some sort of sex club. i didnt have much fun since i hate balls and bats and having to play with them. wait. that came out wrong. anyway i spent most of the time staring at and groping rms ass. he didnt seem to mind but what did piss him off was when i flirted with the others guys. he doesnt like sharing.


2. so rmgf and i have been lusting after our new neighbor. lets call him leo. this guy is the hottest thing i have ever seen. he kind of resembles leo giamani. he has the dark hair and smoldering eyes but to be more specific they share the same rock hard abs. in fact his entire body bulges all over the place. its insane.


the other day rmgf and i were leaving to go to starbucks and he walked into the hallway wearing only his underwear. you cant understand how turned on we were. our tongues were literally on the floor but sadly they didnt get to go anywhere near his body. it was like torture. the only thing keeping his cock from us was a thin white layer of fabric. fucking fabric. fucking massively bulging fabric. sadly he seems to be straight. rmgf saw some girl walking out of his place looking freshly fucked. im surprised there wasnt cum dripping down her leg. lucky bitch. anyway this is what i have a fag hag for. rmgf promises to tell me how good he is in bed.


3. so i guess cause its been a while i can talk about it without getting in trouble. as you can imagine ab was pissed when he found out dn, his supposed best friend, slept with ax. he hadnt really been talking to him and then we saw him at a party at axs. dn kept trying to talk to ab so he confronted him and they started yelling at each other. luckily it didnt get physical. ax kind of got off the hook cause sadly ab has come to expect this from him but dn was supposed to be his friend so i think that one hurts him more. i feel bad for him but i think hes starting to get over it. i dont know if they'll be friends again but what happened is in the past now.


4. ab's mad at me. jock invited me to a party and ab had plans so i decided to go. hes mad and i guess i cant argue with him. i probably shouldnt have gone. well i know i shouldnt have.


but in my defense i broght rmgf with me to make sure i behaved myself. besides jocks girlfriend was with him and it was at his older brothers frat house which is like the last place hed try and fuck me since hes still buried deep in his closet. and the prospect of being at a party full of drunken horny frat boys was just too much for rmgf and i to pass up. anyway ive been making it up to him. one guess how. my ass helps me get away with everything.

Horny New Year!!

happy new year bitches!!!

so where to start? well for me the last day of '08 started the way all days should start. with a tongue knocking on my backdoor. gotta love ab. he knows how to keep his bitch happy. so after some sucking, fucking, screaming, reaming, and cum shooting rm and rmgf seemed to cum at about the same time. now this was not the first time id heard these two fuck but, it was definitely the most interesting. rmgf even called rm daddy. now when guys do that in gay porn its hot, but when she did it all i could seem to think of was rmgf's dad doing...well something you should not do to your daughter. anyway ab and i decided against fucking with that nasty imagery in our heads. leave it to the breeders to stop gays from enjoying themselves.

anyway rmgf and i spent most of the day lounging around while the idiots, er boyfriends got things ready for the impending invasion of our party guests. rmgf and i decided to come up with some new years fucks. like new years resolutions only specific to the guys youd like to fuck after you get rid of the dead weight. hers were all the american olympians and mine were all the gossip guys. young and old. im not picky.

the party was quite fun and ax and jock were there. so was jocks new girlfriend. can you say awkward? i felt bad for her but shes pretty and im sure in a few years she and jock can look back on this and laugh while sitting on their couch in their hip new york apartment while their faggy friend screeches like a howler monkey. no wait. thats will and grace. this real life situation will probably end in disaster not 8 years of laughs. oh well.

so as the new year approached i have to say i was kinda sorta emotional? i had some sort of happy, weird emotion thingy i hadnt felt before so im not sure what to call it. the point is for the first time i had a guy, a hot guy, to tongue when the clock struck 12. so as taylor swift and joe "fuckable again since he shaved and got a haircut" jonas ignored each other i grabbed rm and tongue fucked that bitches mouth like it was the last time (cause i knew he would never let me get that close again). ab didnt notice though cause rmgf was keeping his mouth occupied. i dont know that rm enjoyed himself (he has gay cooties now) but ab was a good sport and even gave rmgf a little dip. then the bitch touched his ass and i had to shew her away cause that was not in the agreement.

anyway 09 rang in without a hitch and after we kicked out our guests ab and i enjoyed our first fuck of the new year. so how was your new years? wait. i dont care. fuck you all.

p.s. is anyone else glad polislag is back?

Jock and AX and Sex In a Bathroom. Oh and Whitney Has Bad Taste In Men.

so after going to a party and introducing jock and ax (ab's ex-boyfriend) and jock asking for a blow job in the bathroom after corning me alone and then giving ab a blow job in the bathroom cause jock got me so horny someone was getting blown in that bathroom and ax predictably fawning all over jock and practically throwing himself at jock and a dejected jock realizing he just couldnt have me and then offering to give ax a ride home it has now been confirmed by ax to ab to me that ax repaid jock for the ride with a bj. confused? i have seen jock and while he didnt mention his hookup i did notice he toned down his flirting. i got a pinch on the ass as opposed to him whispering in my ear that he wanted to tear into my ass with his hard cock. so i guess now that hes finally getting some male action he wont be as much of a problem anymore. at least not until i finally give in. shit. on the upside this proves that watching all that gossip girl has helped me hone my slutty/manipulation skillls. cause we all know blowing a guy in a bathroom and then orchestrating his ex's hookup with your crush is all in a days work for blair.

in other news can we all agree that mopey hot models that are really into you are hotter than grungy musicians who's roommates are in love with them and just want to fuck you? at least if the musicians arent attractive. if they are then it might be time for a threesome! but you never say no to a hot model who has feelings. cause im guessing thats rare.