Friday, July 3, 2009

How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

1 comment:

dickophile said...

mojo - obviously your sister is not like mine. she will not leave. she will retaliate. i dont want that. yuck.