My Sister Is Gone! Let The Spontaneous Fucking Continue!

so my sister went home on saturday but i havent been able to post until now because i was too busy sucking cock. and riding cock. and spitting out my boyfriends cum. he says its insulting. i say the fact that i even let him cum in my mouth in the first place should be enough to appease him. and no i dont let him do it often. if he even thinks about it i bite down and suddenly he cant get out of my mouth quick enough.

anyfuck my sister being here wasnt so bad. and ab was a good sport considering there was no fucking and my sister walked in on him in the shower every chance she got. i dont know why but they seem to get along. i guess its not that surprising. my sister is nice to anything with a six pack.

so the first highlight of my sisters trip came when i took her with me and ab to a party ax was throwing. because she totally fucked him in the ass with her words and he didnt like it. everyone had been drinking. except me. ax was probably the drunkest out of everyone. he was sitting next to ab and kept putting his cummy little hands on my boyfriends leg and being way too flirty. i started considering fucking ng to piss ax off and because ngs hot and i want to fuck him. ax was kind of sweaty and made some sort of remark about it.

sister: is that why you smell like stale cum? its like you're sweating cum. like all the cum you take up your ass is leaking out of your pores.

and then she turns to ng and says.

sister: is that your cum or someone elses?

ng: who knows.

ax was pissed. i think it was less about the fact that she was calling him a cum dump and more about the fact that everyone was laughing at him instead of fucking him. i actually felt bad for him because he always smells like cum. he just cant help. now i dont know if she did this to be a good big sister to the not so tight asshole that was hitting on her brothers boyfriend or to piss off the not so tight asshole who said this when she told some chick that bumped into her earlier to fuck off.

ax: youre a mean bitch. *long uncomfortable pause* but i like it.

this was a big mistake. and it was only a matter of time before my sister bent him over and gave him a verbal spanking he wouldnt find as enjoyable as the ones ab used to give him. and yes it is disturbing that we both like that.

so pretty much the only bad part about sister meeting my friends or frenemies or whatever the fuck you want to call them was having to watch her and dn flirting with each other. sure hes hot. but. hes a douche nozzle! i told her to stop speaking to him but she was too busy batting her eyelashes and deciding if she was going to let him fuck her in the ass or not to notice. and no they didnt fuck. well they tongue fucked. but that was better than her bringing him back to my place and having to hear them fuck and ab begging to fuck me since they were fucking too.

but the best part about having my sister here was a moment so amazing, so cum worthy, so fucking awesome that not only do i want my sister to come back soon to visit again but i actually gave her a hug when she left. this is huge because physical contact between the two of us is usually much more violent and leaves bruises. actually she did say i was hugging her too tight. so what helped to bring me and my sister closer together? leo.



my sister and i first ran into leo in the hallway one day. it was just a quick hello but he shook her hand and she later told me that she got wet on contact. i of course was pissed that he didnt finger me too. and yes i consider getting a handshake from leo fingering because its just as enjoyable. but we already know each other so there was no need. but i got over the rejection because my sister totally made up for it when the three of us found ourselves on the elevator together. ive talked about my romantic elevator rides with leo before because they're always enjoyable mainly because leo is unable to get away from the vice-like grip of my ass in such a confined space.

so what made this elevator ride more enjoyable than the others? well as luck would have it leo was returning from a workout. and he was all sweaty. his musk made my nose cum. my sister being the evil genius that she is used this as an opportunity to flirt shamelessly and touch his bulgtastic body. and while groping his arms she said the nicest thing shes ever said to me.

sister: 0h my god you have to feel this.

and i did. i got to touch leos amazing arms. and he didnt even notice because he was too busy eye fucking my sister. he was completely ignoring me. not only did it make me want him more it made me want to cry. but i didnt cause him ingnoring me meant i got to bend down and blow him. well i didnt. but i could have. i even got a quick feel of his pecs. but then i had to stop cause cum was running down my leg and i was wearing shorts so it was noticeable. he didnt notice of course but my sister did. and she pointed it out to him and then he licked it off me and spit it in my ass to use as lube. or was that a dream? anyfuck this was the greatest day of my life and definitely the best fake sex leo and i have had. im still in disbelief that i have my sister to thank for that. im also in disbelief that i momentarily entertained the idea of a threesome with leo and my sister since im so hungry for his cum id actually do it. even if he only let me suck his cock like cody cummings. well ab and i still have some fucking to make up for. ta bitches.

How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

Spring Bareback AKA The Bitch Is Back And Ready To Bend Over

no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.

anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.

as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.

and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.

I'm Blair, AX Is Serena, And We Met Up To Discuss AB, Who's Nate, Fucking Him While DN, Who's Chuck, Watched. Are You Confused Mac? Cause I Am.

which do you think is more complicated. fucking in the back of a moving car or fucking on a bar stool? whatever. so i was supposed to write this yesterday but i didnt cause i didnt feel like it. and no im not apologizing.

okay so i met up with the cum hungry whore (aka ax) on tuesday. the purpose of our meeting was to use my infamous skills of manipulation to get the bitch to squeal on what he knows about dn and ab possibly hooking up. so we met up and got the usual chit chat out of the way. and by that i mean him regaling me with some story about jock fucking him in the bathroom of some mall. they're gross. whatever.

so first i ask if ab has mentioned our resent problems involving his failing to mention that dn was involved in what rmgf has started calling the car sex scandal (css). he said ab had mentioned something about it but he didnt know the whole story. i explained that i got pissed off when i found out that dn apparently likes sticking his dick in boys as much as girls when ab had said he was straight. ax said it wasnt that big a deal and that he didnt think dn was interested in ab or even knew that ab had been into him. and that if he did know he didnt care. so i was like you dont think theyve ever hooked up? and he said no. he said that from what he knows the only times dn has hooked up with guys its been random twinks he wont have to deal with again. usually because its convenient.

so then i went in for the good stuff. he was hesitant at first but admitted he had fucked dn once. he said it was hot sex and that it was probably dns first time fucking a guy in the ass. and he said dn kept calling his ass his pussy. stuff like you like my cock in your pussy? not that ax minded. i could just see his ass hole puckering while he described it. he swore it happened after he broke up with ab but the reason they broke up was because ax cheated and i wouldnt be surprised if he was lying. i actually feel kind of bad for ab that his supposed best friend would fuck his ex. this is why hes a douche nozzle. but i wasnt surprised since after talking to my sister i pretty much suspected they had hooked up. ab never told me the specifics of the css but im pretty sure ax is the one that started it. dont get me wrong. ab is adventurous, but im sure ax is the one that started the whole thing and im positive it was because he was trying to turn dn on.

anyway after our chat i now believe that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn and its obvious to me that he was definitely not thinking about ab that night. plus all of this happened before we even met so it doesnt seem worth it to keep obsessing over it. so ive decided to forgive him and have chosen not to retaliate by fucking jock even though its totally fair. he still has to pay for lying to me but im just gonna have to accept that he has a past even though hes basically my first everything. and as long as he didnt fuck dn im just gonna have to trust him when hes around him the same way i trust him when hes around ax just like he has to trust me every time im around jock or really just when im around any hot guy i encounter. at least thats what rm says but then again what the fuck does he know?

so thats the end of that and we will never mention this whole sordid incident again. unless its to hold over abs head. cause this is like a get out of jail free card for me. so just in case i ever do anything to really piss him off i get to whip this out and beat him across the face with it like he does to me with his cock. arent relationships fun?

My Sister Is Evil. But Like Patty Hewes Her Powers Can Occasionally Be Used For Good.

so ab came over and apologized again. i called him an inconsiderate ass, he said i was overreacting and that if he can deal with me living with rm who im always coming on to and who i maybe kinda admitted i used to a very long time ago so long i pretend it never happened had a thing for (purely sexual i promise you. rm is like a porn star. he gives/gave me sexual pleasure. nothing more. i know him to well to fall in love with him or even have deep feelings for him like ab had for dn. plus unlike dn hes straight, involved, and spends more time these days with ab than me. if you aks me hed fuck ab before hed fuck me.) then i should have to put up with his stupid fucking douche friend. then i called him a cheat and he swore he never cheated. i said he was full of shit he said id flirt with anything that moves and after lots of expletives and me telling him to get the fuck out i found myself pushed up against the fridge. a tongue down my throat and a finger in my ass. ah love. i mean lust.

so after the sex i kicked him out but he came back the next day to watch some game thingy that happened on sunday with rm and some other friends. rmgf and i fled. usually a group of straight boys on a testosterone high would be our wet dream but their friends are not as attractive as they are so we have no incentive to tolerate them.

so yesterday (monday) i called my sister. shes cheated on every boyfriend shes ever had and has even fucked a friends boyfriend. and she gets away with it most of the time. so i figured she could give me a cheaters insight. she theorizes that ab is telling the truth and that he probably hasnt fucked dn. which i maybe kinda thought was true. but the interesting thing is that she said i was so obsessed with the idea that dn was lusting after my boyfriend i was completely ignoring the fact that he might have been lusting after ax. hes definitely closer to a twink than ab is which seems to be dns type. plus im sure dn is a top. abs not bending over for anyone. ax on the other hand would take it up the ass from a horse. as long as hes hung like a....well you know. and while it might have been wishful thinking the more i thought about it the more i realized that there was some possibility that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn. and it was especially possible that i was wrong in thinking that dn wanted to fuck ab when he may have really wanted to fuck ax. so i decided to go to the source. ax. i knew it might take some stroking to get him to cum out with the truth. but if anyone would know if ab hooked up with dn it would be ax. hes known them longer and seems to have the dirt on everyone in their group. and he loves to brag so i didnt think itd be too hard to get him to admit that he fucked dn. dn may be a douche but hes a hot douche. id screw him and i know ax would. so i called him up and asked him if hed like to meet up for coffee or something. more on that tomorrow. my fingers are tired. theyve had a busy night if you catch my drift.

The Orgy

okay so i dont even know if any of you even care about this story since you didnt comment or ask about it after i mentioned it in my last post. maybe you didnt even read my last post. but anyway on saturday night ab and i went to this small party at ax's house. ax has this house that he got with these 4 other guys. i call them the slut brigade. the walls cant talk cause theres too much cum on them.

anyway we got there and hung out. ab had a few drinks. there was this one hot guy (ohg) there that i guess used to hook up with one of ax's roommates and he was seriously flirting with me. which meant ab was grabbing, groping, and holding me close. he can be very territorial. im surprised hes never tried to pee on me. and no i dont want him too. ill watch it in porn on occasion but. no. there are just some things i will not do.

so i didnt mind really. i thought it was cute that ab was jealous. and kinda hot that he was making sure ohg (who was really, really hot and told me he had an eleven inch cock. axs roomie said more like 10 but whatever.) knew he was the only one who got to fuck my mouth with his tongue. though ohg didnt seem so much disappointed as turned on. whatever.

so well the good stuff came later on. it was about 1am and there were only like 11 or 12 people still there. the horniest of the bunch. there had been a more people earlier but two of the roomies left taking them with. i think some went to a club and the others went to another party. some of the guys that had stayed were upstairs hooking up and ab and i were downstairs sitting on the couch with ax and a few others. the tv was on but mostly every was talking sex. specifically ax was mentioning places hes fucked. in a park, at his school, backseat of a car. while someone was driving it. and yeah that last one was with ab. anyway ax put on some porn (hotter than hell) and well you can guess what happened. he started making out with this bi-guy whos girlfriend did not seem to mind. yes there was pussy in the house. next thing i know shirts are coming off and crotches are being rubbed. mine actually. ohg was sitting next to me making out with this guy and instead of taking care of the rather obvious boner in his make out buddies tenting pants he decided to grab my crotch. so ab grabbed me and we went home. orgy pooper. i guess i cant blame him for not wanting to share his toys. i dont mind sharing my joystick but i sure as shit am not sharing his.

so we got back to my place and ab ambushed me on my couch and was sucking my face off. i sucked off his cock a little but he wasnt into foreplay. he threw me back lifted up my legs and the fucking commenced! ab was jack hammering my ass. he was a real beast. he didnt seem to care if i was enjoying it or not he was just fucking me to cum. and then rm and rmgf got home. rm said hey and went straight to his room. rmgf said she wanted to watch so she could see the mechanics of it all. i need to get that girl some gay porn. so we went to our room and she was a bit disappointed. anyway ab resumed fucking the shit out of me and when he was done rolled over on his back exhausted. i took care of myself. and then cuddled up to the snoring cutie.

so yeah my first time at an orgy and i didnt get to enjoy it. but thats okay because ab is enough man for me. next time im single though. well....

Horny New Year!!

happy new year bitches!!!

so where to start? well for me the last day of '08 started the way all days should start. with a tongue knocking on my backdoor. gotta love ab. he knows how to keep his bitch happy. so after some sucking, fucking, screaming, reaming, and cum shooting rm and rmgf seemed to cum at about the same time. now this was not the first time id heard these two fuck but, it was definitely the most interesting. rmgf even called rm daddy. now when guys do that in gay porn its hot, but when she did it all i could seem to think of was rmgf's dad doing...well something you should not do to your daughter. anyway ab and i decided against fucking with that nasty imagery in our heads. leave it to the breeders to stop gays from enjoying themselves.

anyway rmgf and i spent most of the day lounging around while the idiots, er boyfriends got things ready for the impending invasion of our party guests. rmgf and i decided to come up with some new years fucks. like new years resolutions only specific to the guys youd like to fuck after you get rid of the dead weight. hers were all the american olympians and mine were all the gossip guys. young and old. im not picky.

the party was quite fun and ax and jock were there. so was jocks new girlfriend. can you say awkward? i felt bad for her but shes pretty and im sure in a few years she and jock can look back on this and laugh while sitting on their couch in their hip new york apartment while their faggy friend screeches like a howler monkey. no wait. thats will and grace. this real life situation will probably end in disaster not 8 years of laughs. oh well.

so as the new year approached i have to say i was kinda sorta emotional? i had some sort of happy, weird emotion thingy i hadnt felt before so im not sure what to call it. the point is for the first time i had a guy, a hot guy, to tongue when the clock struck 12. so as taylor swift and joe "fuckable again since he shaved and got a haircut" jonas ignored each other i grabbed rm and tongue fucked that bitches mouth like it was the last time (cause i knew he would never let me get that close again). ab didnt notice though cause rmgf was keeping his mouth occupied. i dont know that rm enjoyed himself (he has gay cooties now) but ab was a good sport and even gave rmgf a little dip. then the bitch touched his ass and i had to shew her away cause that was not in the agreement.

anyway 09 rang in without a hitch and after we kicked out our guests ab and i enjoyed our first fuck of the new year. so how was your new years? wait. i dont care. fuck you all.

p.s. is anyone else glad polislag is back?

Jock and AX and Sex In a Bathroom. Oh and Whitney Has Bad Taste In Men.

so after going to a party and introducing jock and ax (ab's ex-boyfriend) and jock asking for a blow job in the bathroom after corning me alone and then giving ab a blow job in the bathroom cause jock got me so horny someone was getting blown in that bathroom and ax predictably fawning all over jock and practically throwing himself at jock and a dejected jock realizing he just couldnt have me and then offering to give ax a ride home it has now been confirmed by ax to ab to me that ax repaid jock for the ride with a bj. confused? i have seen jock and while he didnt mention his hookup i did notice he toned down his flirting. i got a pinch on the ass as opposed to him whispering in my ear that he wanted to tear into my ass with his hard cock. so i guess now that hes finally getting some male action he wont be as much of a problem anymore. at least not until i finally give in. shit. on the upside this proves that watching all that gossip girl has helped me hone my slutty/manipulation skillls. cause we all know blowing a guy in a bathroom and then orchestrating his ex's hookup with your crush is all in a days work for blair.

in other news can we all agree that mopey hot models that are really into you are hotter than grungy musicians who's roommates are in love with them and just want to fuck you? at least if the musicians arent attractive. if they are then it might be time for a threesome! but you never say no to a hot model who has feelings. cause im guessing thats rare.