Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Orgy

okay so i dont even know if any of you even care about this story since you didnt comment or ask about it after i mentioned it in my last post. maybe you didnt even read my last post. but anyway on saturday night ab and i went to this small party at ax's house. ax has this house that he got with these 4 other guys. i call them the slut brigade. the walls cant talk cause theres too much cum on them.

anyway we got there and hung out. ab had a few drinks. there was this one hot guy (ohg) there that i guess used to hook up with one of ax's roommates and he was seriously flirting with me. which meant ab was grabbing, groping, and holding me close. he can be very territorial. im surprised hes never tried to pee on me. and no i dont want him too. ill watch it in porn on occasion but. no. there are just some things i will not do.

so i didnt mind really. i thought it was cute that ab was jealous. and kinda hot that he was making sure ohg (who was really, really hot and told me he had an eleven inch cock. axs roomie said more like 10 but whatever.) knew he was the only one who got to fuck my mouth with his tongue. though ohg didnt seem so much disappointed as turned on. whatever.

so well the good stuff came later on. it was about 1am and there were only like 11 or 12 people still there. the horniest of the bunch. there had been a more people earlier but two of the roomies left taking them with. i think some went to a club and the others went to another party. some of the guys that had stayed were upstairs hooking up and ab and i were downstairs sitting on the couch with ax and a few others. the tv was on but mostly every was talking sex. specifically ax was mentioning places hes fucked. in a park, at his school, backseat of a car. while someone was driving it. and yeah that last one was with ab. anyway ax put on some porn (hotter than hell) and well you can guess what happened. he started making out with this bi-guy whos girlfriend did not seem to mind. yes there was pussy in the house. next thing i know shirts are coming off and crotches are being rubbed. mine actually. ohg was sitting next to me making out with this guy and instead of taking care of the rather obvious boner in his make out buddies tenting pants he decided to grab my crotch. so ab grabbed me and we went home. orgy pooper. i guess i cant blame him for not wanting to share his toys. i dont mind sharing my joystick but i sure as shit am not sharing his.

so we got back to my place and ab ambushed me on my couch and was sucking my face off. i sucked off his cock a little but he wasnt into foreplay. he threw me back lifted up my legs and the fucking commenced! ab was jack hammering my ass. he was a real beast. he didnt seem to care if i was enjoying it or not he was just fucking me to cum. and then rm and rmgf got home. rm said hey and went straight to his room. rmgf said she wanted to watch so she could see the mechanics of it all. i need to get that girl some gay porn. so we went to our room and she was a bit disappointed. anyway ab resumed fucking the shit out of me and when he was done rolled over on his back exhausted. i took care of myself. and then cuddled up to the snoring cutie.

so yeah my first time at an orgy and i didnt get to enjoy it. but thats okay because ab is enough man for me. next time im single though. well....

6 comments:

J said...

sorry you missed out on the orgy, but you werent missing too much. trust me.

lmao at rmgf

Unknown said...

I'm gonna have to agree with J on that one, orgies aren't all they're cracked up to be.

And uh..."finished myself off"?? naaaaaaaaaaaaah! That bitch wouldn't be going to sleep until everyone in the room is finished. haha<3

Anonymous said...

I love rmgf, she must be so funny!

mac20 said...

So you had a sweet orgy of two. And you're probably still smiling, and walking funny.

Anonymous said...

I did notice the mentioning of the orgy in your last post, but considering your sense humor (which I do love) it could have been an analogy for pretty much anything, or just something that happened on Gossip Girl.

"im surprised hes never tried to pee on me" lol so hysterically funny!!

dickophile said...

j - yes. she is funny. and she too would like an orgy. no matter what you people say ;)

mojo - haha. while in the moment it was hot that moment has passed and abitch will be punished.

tm - she is. and horny too! like a girl version of me!

mac - i bet if you checked my ass is smiling. wait. that makes no sense. maybe its winking?

em - haha. this is true. fuck would i love a gossip girl orgy.