love and other disasters is the greatest gay film ever. no. greatest film ever. i woke up early yesterday at like 7am or some other ghastly hour. and i couldnt get back to sleep. and the greatest thing about a boyfriend is that you have someone there to make as equally miserable as you. but he just wouldnt wake up. he drank a bit much the night before and so was muttering something about fucking which i thought was a come on but he didnt even seem to have morning wood. so it must have been fuck off not fuck me. boo! i would have woken up rm but hes a real bitch if you wake him up. he growls and bites. which under different circumstances would be very hot.
so i woke up rmgf and she understood. a fag hag is a vital part of any gay mans life because they get you and even when your limp dickhead boyfriend wont keep you company they will.
so we didnt know what to do so we decided to watch love and other disasters which is some movie i remember seeing a trailer for ages ago but never heard about again. i knew it was a gay film so i didnt expect much but its rated r so i was hoping for nudity. but rmgf pulled the covers down on ab who at this point was laying on his stomach so we could have something fun and firm and punchable just in case the movie started to bore us. this girl is a genius!
but there was no need to look at abs gorgeous ass. because this is the greatest movie ever. it puts every other gay or gay themed film ive ever seen to shame. and there were only two hot guys in it. and there was no fucky fucky like in eating out or another gay movie but it was so fucking good. we couldnt stop laughing. ab even left and went to sleep on the couch cause our laughs woke him up. well that and me spanking his ass because sometimes when youre laughing hard you need to spank something. but whatever. so how to sum up the movie. well it has certain twists and i dont want to blow them like i blew ab later to make up for the spanking. (see how did that? that was so witty! im so witty and hot and horny. you really should join the seven other wonderful people who follow this blog.) so this movie is brills babies because its got all my fave things. brits, gays, and catherine tate. yes the doctor donna is fucking ace in this. so basically its about a girl who lives in london and all her friends. so shes sleeping with her ex because he fills a void. literally. her words. shes dirty like that. which is why i fell in love with this movie from the start. so then theres her gay roommate who falls in love with a guy he bumps into and doesnt even speak to. then theres her girlfriend who hates her rich mother and is getting naughty calls from a guy at her phone company. and lastly the one with aids. but hes hot so whatever. and basically the girl meets this guy that she thinks is gay but isnt and sets him up with her roomie only mr breeder aint fucking that ass and it all gets quite confusing. and genius. and there are farts. you have to watch it to understand. and yes it sounds like eating out but its sooooooooo much better. here is the trailer.
and the only problem is that even though i love brittany murphy here her accent bugged me for the first hour and a half of the movie and then i realized! she sounds just like sienna miller in factory girl. it was weird. but whatever.
so yes this movie is now showing on the showtime channels so i order you to watch it. and then tell me how right i was about this wonderful movie. also remind me to tell you about the orgy we went to on saturday.
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