The Fags Of Twilight

lets start off with hottie kellan lutz.


kelly has gay face and the biggest dick sucking lips i have ever seen in my entire life.


i bet he likes bukkake.


here kelly is trying his hardest to make my manhole twinkle like a vampire in the sun. its working.


can i suck your dick please?


im so gay.


so im fucking this dudes face.....


i just want to put that tongue to work in my ass.


so this stud is daniel cudmore. hes 6'7''. that can mean only one thing. huge cock.


and this cum loving fag is charlie bewley.


whose hole is puckering?


is it just me or are these two so obviously a couple? look at the way charlie is leaning close to danny.


someones happy to be getting fucked tonight!!


and lets end with another vampire. ian somerhalder. he has dick sucking lips too. but does he have an ass fucking dick?

bye bitches!

9 Dead Gay Guys

so last night i watched this hilarious british movie 9 dead gay guys. you guys should totally check it out. you can watch the trailer below but to sum it up its about these two hot irish guys trying to make it in london and to avoid becoming homeless they decide to go gay for pay. but unlike say kurt wild they arent taking it up the ass from some hot hung stud. mostly they're just blowing old queens. but then all these dead bodies start piling up and they're trying to steal money from golders green and theres the red bull test and all this other funny shit. anyway the nudity in the film is not exactly appetizing since most of the guys dropping trou arent that hot but its still a good gay movie and you should totally watch it.

Love And Other Disasters (AKA The Greatest Movie EVER!!)

love and other disasters is the greatest gay film ever. no. greatest film ever. i woke up early yesterday at like 7am or some other ghastly hour. and i couldnt get back to sleep. and the greatest thing about a boyfriend is that you have someone there to make as equally miserable as you. but he just wouldnt wake up. he drank a bit much the night before and so was muttering something about fucking which i thought was a come on but he didnt even seem to have morning wood. so it must have been fuck off not fuck me. boo! i would have woken up rm but hes a real bitch if you wake him up. he growls and bites. which under different circumstances would be very hot.

so i woke up rmgf and she understood. a fag hag is a vital part of any gay mans life because they get you and even when your limp dickhead boyfriend wont keep you company they will.

so we didnt know what to do so we decided to watch love and other disasters which is some movie i remember seeing a trailer for ages ago but never heard about again. i knew it was a gay film so i didnt expect much but its rated r so i was hoping for nudity. but rmgf pulled the covers down on ab who at this point was laying on his stomach so we could have something fun and firm and punchable just in case the movie started to bore us. this girl is a genius!

but there was no need to look at abs gorgeous ass. because this is the greatest movie ever. it puts every other gay or gay themed film ive ever seen to shame. and there were only two hot guys in it. and there was no fucky fucky like in eating out or another gay movie but it was so fucking good. we couldnt stop laughing. ab even left and went to sleep on the couch cause our laughs woke him up. well that and me spanking his ass because sometimes when youre laughing hard you need to spank something. but whatever. so how to sum up the movie. well it has certain twists and i dont want to blow them like i blew ab later to make up for the spanking. (see how did that? that was so witty! im so witty and hot and horny. you really should join the seven other wonderful people who follow this blog.) so this movie is brills babies because its got all my fave things. brits, gays, and catherine tate. yes the doctor donna is fucking ace in this. so basically its about a girl who lives in london and all her friends. so shes sleeping with her ex because he fills a void. literally. her words. shes dirty like that. which is why i fell in love with this movie from the start. so then theres her gay roommate who falls in love with a guy he bumps into and doesnt even speak to. then theres her girlfriend who hates her rich mother and is getting naughty calls from a guy at her phone company. and lastly the one with aids. but hes hot so whatever. and basically the girl meets this guy that she thinks is gay but isnt and sets him up with her roomie only mr breeder aint fucking that ass and it all gets quite confusing. and genius. and there are farts. you have to watch it to understand. and yes it sounds like eating out but its sooooooooo much better. here is the trailer.



and the only problem is that even though i love brittany murphy here her accent bugged me for the first hour and a half of the movie and then i realized! she sounds just like sienna miller in factory girl. it was weird. but whatever.



so yes this movie is now showing on the showtime channels so i order you to watch it. and then tell me how right i was about this wonderful movie. also remind me to tell you about the orgy we went to on saturday.

Marcus Patrick Fucks A Boy. No Seriously.

and the obsession returns. if you'd like to see the hotness that is marcus patrick fucking a boy go here. its the vid at the very top. if you'd like to see the hotness that is chad faust giving us a little full frontal watch the whole thing. if you're impatient and just want to get to the fucking speed it up to about 6 minutes and 20 seconds in. its from some movie he did called descent. did anyone see it? why didn't you tell me about it? and does chad's character end up enjoying himself? oh wait. did i mention it was rape? yeah its rape and might disturb some. but i loved it. cause really marcus patrick fucking a boy trumps any uneasy feeling one might get at the sight of rape. anyway there are more hot vids there but the fucking a boy one is my fave. did i mention he fucks a boy? enjoy the good fuck.

Summer Storm

so i just watched summer storm and it was kind of depressing but i didn't cry thank god. i didn't like the ending because the main gay, tobi, didn't end up with either guy. he did spend the night with whatshisface but then at the competition the little whore was checking some other guy out. but i read some guys comment and he said the message was something about relationships only lasting for a little while like the summer but friendships lasting forever and tobi and achim did make up so i guess thats what they were going for. essentially turning the spice girls song into a movie. and while i still wish they had made it perfectly clear either way if he and whatshisface ended up together, i kinda like that they didn't cause in my head i like to think that eventually he got that tease achim to fuck him and they lived happily ever after. anyone got any suggestions as to what gay film i should watch online next? i would prefer something with an r rating, meaning nudity and lots of sex. or even a little sex. and if you hadn't guess a film with subtitles is acceptable. something french maybe? if you have a suggestion also tell me where to find it as finding films online is a bitch sometimes.

Pics

so willy says i should post pics. and since i do as willy tells me to here they are. i hope you enjoy them.

this is doug of fight quest. he's looks really sexy all bloody and shit.


mmmm. this is what you call a real man. i just want to lick his chest.


this is jimmy of the same show. he's sooo hot. i just want cum all over his head.


here the two are together. threesome anyone?


cock tease.

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jonathan tucker. loved him in the deep end and i would love him even more in mine.


mmmmm. his body is just amazing.

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this is for my aussie readers. this is a contestant on their version of so you think you can dance?


but i wanna know, so you think you can fuck me? hard? like really hard? cause seriously i want it rough.


this is one of the judges. kinda cute.

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gaspard ulliel. love him. the french are soo hot.


and even though he could play the joker without the need of make-up i still want him to take me for a ride.


he's making himself all pretty for me.

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mitch hewer. gotta love.


he's looking a bit out of it here.


but i don't mind. that'll just make it easier to have my way with him.

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now i'm off to watch eating out. im a little late to the party but whatever. i've been wanting to see it for forever now and i finally found it online.


ryan carnes. so cute. wish they'd bring him back on dh.


lucky bastard.


i can't talk right now. i'm feeding tim my cock. yeah suck it bitch!


why cant men go full frontal more often.


love it. wish they'd done this on dh.

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well i hope you enjoyed that. what did you think willy? go on. i can take it.

Freaking Out

you know that old commercial where two guys are eating peanut butter and chocolate? they bump into each other and create a primitive version of reeses peanut butter cups. well that just happened for me. two great things have come together! taylor kitsch is going to be playing gambit in the wolverine movie. i am ecstatic!! i love the x-men movies and i've already admitted to loving taylor!! i can't wait for 2009 which is when the film is set to come out. and guess what. i'll be cumming too!!