Showing posts with label Random Blog Goodness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random Blog Goodness. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Danilo Gallinari Is 6'9'' And The New Love Of My Life


fuck ab. i want this guy. can you imagine how big his cock is? can you imagine how it would feel? just imagine. no wait. dont. your ass will break. instead imagine his finger. that wont hurt. much.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

They're Still Sticking With That Whole "We're Straight!" Thing

but i dont care what they say. and every time aj moves his lips all i hear is "im gay. im a big mo. and when i meet tim frix im gonna fuck him so hard and so deep that when i cum it'll dribble out of his mouth." thats what you hear too, right?









Saturday, January 3, 2009

Marcus Patrick: Is He Hard Or Is It Just That Big?

so heres some music video/porno thingy with b.scott and marcus patrick. trannies scare me but this one is my hero!! she is totally my new favorite because she got marcus about as close to doing porn as he'll probably ever get. and gay porn at that! and his butt crack makes a very nice cameo towards the end. it is the hottest crack you will ever see. and i so want him to spank after seeing this. well i always wanted him to spank me but now i know it would be even hotter than i imagined.



B. Scott's "Circus" Fantasy Feat. Marcus Patrick from LOVEBSCOTT.COM on Vimeo.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas! Here's a Jingle Cock!

merry christmas bitches!! like you ill probably be disappearing for a little while but i did this post a couple days ago for you guys. its my gift to all of you. this nice guy sent me some pics a few days ago and i have to say i was quite surprised. hes got a nice cock too. 7 1/2 inches bitches. i almost didnt want to post them cause as well all know at this point dick pics is just a name. a sad reminder of what this blog could have been. but i couldnt keep this guys cock all in my ass. i mean all to myself. and in the spirit of the season i have dubbed him jingle cock. (would have called him jingle balls but you cant really see them that much in the pics.) enjoy. and dont forget this blog is supposed to be a place to post pics of my readers cocks so dont be shy and send me some pics if youve got a hot cock.











Thursday, December 4, 2008

Can Bjorn Barrefors Be My Christmas Present? Oh And The Gays In Australia Are Even Hotter Than I Thought!

this is the hottest man i have ever seen. i want him for christmas. no wait. i want him fucking me up the ass on all fours for christmas. im being specific so you dont screw it up and he knows what hes getting himself into. meaning me.


just look at that bulge. i think we can all agree he is the hottest thing we have ever seen. or at least the hottest thing today.


bad that hes covering the bulge. good that the silly contraption hes wearing was hiding a body this hot!


see i would not have minded eating this for thanksgiving dinner.


i will end this by saying that you gotta love a man with a big pole. what? we were all thinking it.

oh and uhm. theres this new internet show called surf camp. a bunch of gay aussies learning to surf. here you are and youre welcome.



so. when shall we go to sydney? im free...now!!! but seriously, that first guy, josh, the one in the red speedo. was that bulge not the most obscene thing ever? oh my!!! that bulge alone would fill my ass up! anyway here is a link to learn more.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual Part 1

so since i started this blog i have tried my hardest to bring you not only hot content but also something fun and interesting you won't find anywhere else. like my amazing interview with tv star and out hottie jason dottley. well now im bringing you something else fun that i hope you will enjoy just as much. and i hope you leave lots of comments. i convinced one of my readers to write a story about his life as a closeted gay man who is married. now you already know this reader. in fact you guys are very well acquainted with his cock. thats right this biographical article is written by our very own helmet head. the story is a really good read. its four parts and ill be releasing each part separately so keep checking back for each part of this really cool story. enjoy!

Heterosexual to Bisexual - Part 1

I grew up in the southeast part of the US as a middle child (two sisters), went to private school and even military boarding school (7-12 grade) community college (changed my major after two quarters). Graduated top of my class in the technical profession I had chosen. Growing up I was never interested in guys or girls for that point, just never had the urge and was always so busy never really thought about it. I did JO on a regular basis, but it was not with the thought of being with someone it was more about how good it felt.

After college when I moved into 2/2 apt with an old friend (guy) of mine I did start to date girls. The girl that got my virginity card was 10 years older than I, and was as close to a nymphomaniac as I have ever known. Our relationship was all about sex and we did have a lot. The wildest thing we ever did was I went to see her at work when her work was closing (11pm). She was the only one there at the time. I arrived about 15min early and buzzed the door. She unlocked the door from her office to let me in and I started the climb up to the 5th floor (no elevator). When I walked into her darkened office she was standing there with just her shirt on. I was told I was overdressed, so with that problem fixed we started to kiss; mind you it was still about 5min till closing. We were getting pretty hot and heavy when all of a sudden she jumped up walked over to a desk in the room, picked up a mike and made an announcement. She then walked over to a different desk flipped a few switches on a small console, then turned and we picked up where we left off.

Now would be a good time to tell you that my girlfriend at the time worked for the FAA. She was an Air Traffic Controller and worked at a small airport that I also worked at. So the night I went to meet her at work she was in the control tower for the airport. When she left me at 11pm to use the radio and flip the switches she was making an announcement that the airport was now closed and then switched the lights over so the airplanes could turn them on when they were in range. We had great sex that night all over the tower. We also played in a number of other places around the airport over the year and a half I saw her. She was my first girlfriend and lover and the one I saw the longest, till I met the one that became my wife.

you can read part 2 here.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Broadway Stud Nick Adams And Big Brother UK Hottie Dale

so first we have nick adams who is a broadway star. this is from broadway bares 2007. i think i want to have him put on a private show for me.



and this is dale who is currently on big brother over in the uk. sooo hot. enjoy.



fuck you.

Friday, July 4, 2008

More Pride Pics Thanks To Dit

here are more pride pics. these are from dit. thanks ditty! you may have seen some on his blog. they're really hot so i hope you enjoy!


guy in the red glasses? must fuck him.




grower?



yes please!












can i have him for christmas?



good fucks!

Pride Pics Brought To You By Volker

so i'd like to start off by saying that this post almost didn't happen cause stupid blogger picture uploader thingy didn't want to cooperate. stupid thingy. anyway, it took forever, but it cooperated finally. but yeah, i know i haven't been the best blogger lately so im trying to make up for it. so anyway in the spirit of pride here are some photos i got a while ago but im just now posting them. these are courtesy of volker so thanks volkie!!! i believe he said these are from vancouver's pride. they're old but hot. enjoy!

Pride 2006

gay cowboys. sexy.


i think this is some sort of s/m theme.


im down. i'd totally let cristiano ronaldo be my master.


Pride 2007

so lets just take a moment to appreciate my wet dream cum true.


so they're all hot and theyve all got nice bulges but the guy in the green trunks in the middle is my fave. i love him. i want him. bring him too me now!


he doesnt have the best six pack but i figure all the sex we'll be having will be a good work out for him.


the guy to the far left here aint too bad either.


um. whats up with the tranny in the background?


i think all hot men should just walk around in underwear all day. nothing else. though, it might help if they could get beckhams retoucher.


these guys were there too.



fuck you. good fucking bye? how does that saying go again? oh yeah. good fucks!

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Stuff To Make Up For Not Being Around As Much

hunky male model rodrigo rothen stripped down at a fashion show recently.



read all about it here and see cool pics from the show here.

can you guess why i sent him out to get the ice? what can i say. we're really kinky.



you can see the original here with subtitles.

the 'when i grow up' video came out. i was a little let down cause they used some of the same choreography from when they performed it at jimmy kimmel and the vmas and i had wanted something new.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Don't Know Why...

but this song started playing in my head and i just had to share it with all of you. my favorite is the first minute and a half.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

10,000

yay!!!! im not sure when it happened. i think it must have been last night sometime or maybe this morning. but we passed the 10,000 visits mark!! thanks guys!!!

p.s. keep voting! with two days left dick pics and the cum rag are tied at 11 votes each! keep it up boys!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Oh My God I Think I Just Came

i was a bit upset when "the paper" went bye bye (when are they cumming back? i need my paper geek fix) but this sooo makes up for it. nice to know amanda is still ferocious as ever. if only she had dealt with those drones she works with in a similar manner (well, okay, while they're all dick heads they're cute dick heads and i'd do a couple of them). though deleting photos of alex as he watched looking like a sad puppy was quite brilliant. good fucks.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Some Songs I'm Liking

here's a quickie. some songs i've been digging. hope you enjoy.


duffy - warwick avenue



now something happy the ting tings - that's not my name (wanted to embed the official video but it wouldn't let me)



sam sparro - black and gold



will.i.am - heartbreaker featuring cheryl cole



good fucks!

Friday, May 30, 2008

DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT CLICK IN IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SEASON FINALE OF LOST. IF YOU CLICK IN I REFUSE TO BE YOUR CONSTANT.

click here if you wanna see me freak the fuck out


what the fuck??1?!?!!?1?!?!!?!?!?1!/!/!?1!/!/ oh my god!!!!>!@!@!>f,dlkhrt nwo jktrl esnlejoj.

i can't. words dont. did you see? did you see, did you see, did you see??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?1


locke is fucking dead! dead! that guy that jack went to go see in the first episode of the season? that was locke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i can't. oh wow. i swear that was the first time all season i was really, truly, honestly, deeply, couldn't believe it so i had to put both hands over my mouth SHOCKED! oh god. its going to take me a while to come off this high. and ben and jack teaming up?!!?!? and i swear kate better listen to claire. do not, i repeat, do not take the super baby back to the island. that kid deserves a break. send walt. he's older now and can handle it. aaron needs a couple more years to train his brain. i don't even think he can kill a bird yet. anyway im off. that was all. just needed to share this excitement with you all. good fucks! but not for locke. cause he's dead. or is he? dun dun dun!