Can Bjorn Barrefors Be My Christmas Present? Oh And The Gays In Australia Are Even Hotter Than I Thought!

this is the hottest man i have ever seen. i want him for christmas. no wait. i want him fucking me up the ass on all fours for christmas. im being specific so you dont screw it up and he knows what hes getting himself into. meaning me.


just look at that bulge. i think we can all agree he is the hottest thing we have ever seen. or at least the hottest thing today.


bad that hes covering the bulge. good that the silly contraption hes wearing was hiding a body this hot!


see i would not have minded eating this for thanksgiving dinner.


i will end this by saying that you gotta love a man with a big pole. what? we were all thinking it.

oh and uhm. theres this new internet show called surf camp. a bunch of gay aussies learning to surf. here you are and youre welcome.



so. when shall we go to sydney? im free...now!!! but seriously, that first guy, josh, the one in the red speedo. was that bulge not the most obscene thing ever? oh my!!! that bulge alone would fill my ass up! anyway here is a link to learn more.

Back The Fuck Off!

why do people always have to talk to me? why can't they just leave me alone? do i come off as friendly or something? i don't mean to. i mean to come off as rude, bitchy, and generally disgusted with all those around me. and yet they just don't seem to get that. so to all the people out there that may wish to speak to me fuck off!

on a happier note, i saw tons of hot guys today. one in particular with a kinda hot friend who drove me wild. i almost wanted to stalk him. i didn't though. but i really wanted to take one of these guys home. except they were all really muscly so they probably would have beaten me up. oh well.

anyway i may or may not post tonight. depends on my mood and if i have the time. good day and good fucks.

People Need To Fuck Off

so nothing special seems to happen today except for when i see this hottie. im leaving the store and i pass this gorgeous guy. kind of a pretty boy. gorgeous, young, amazing bod begging to be ravaged. but at the same time he has this edge. this demeanor. this don't fuck with me sort of thing going on. but it was subtle. if you were farther away you may not have noticed it but up close i saw it. i saw it in his eyes. and i wanted him. i wanted him to throw me down with the pretty and the edge and take me. but he didn't. cause he was probably straight. cause they all are. i don't know why but they just are. life's not fair like that. anyway he went in the store and i went the other way thinking about him. wondering if he might be in the army or something cause even though his hair was grown out a little it looked like it was a buzz cut not to long ago. hmm. so because he was hot and because in my head he was this take no prisoners fuck you silly soldier boy he was all i could think about. he was in the fiber of my being. until i saw something else pretty and shiny and forgot all about him. :)

then at another store i am remined that people are stupid. people get on my nerves. they need to shut the fuck up. they need to stop saying stupid things. just cause im nice to you doesn't mean i like you. it means my mother raised me to be nice. meanwhile im thinking about bitch slapping you from here to the other end of the store. that's why im smiling. not cause im happy to talk to you. but because in my mind you've just slammed into the wall screaming in pain. okay maybe im being rude. you can't help yourself. maybe next time you wont say something that sets that dark place in my head off thinking of all the different ways i want to hurt you. then again. maybe not.

listening to this though makes me less cranky.



good fucks.

Hot Smoothie Boy And The Mysterious Case Of Rod Stewart

so today while running around i decide to get a smoothie and the guy behind the counter is perhaps the hottest most beautiful creature ever. and not like pretty. more handsome. but not handsome. cause he's young and fresh. and handsome makes me think of old guys like brad pitt and eric bana who can both take me anyway they like. but anyway the boy is gorgeous. and i must have him. and i have to remind myself not to stare. and i've seen a few hot boys today and a few hot smoothie boys in general but this one is the hottest. i need him. but i know i can't have him and i may never see him again. and soon i may even forget him. but for a few fleeting seconds i know he's mine and im the only one that realizes how beautiful he is at this moment in time and he's the only man in the world for me. until of course i get home and start gawking at another hottie which leads us to our other tale.

while reading the comments on london preppy's latest post that features one of his music videos of the mundane i see someone mention rod stewart. well what's weird is a couple seconds later that song have you ever seen the rain pops into my head. i don't think of this song often but i do like it and its sad but that fits my current mood. so as i sing this song in my head im curious as to who's song it is. well i google the lyrics and guess who's the second name to pop up? rod fucking stewart. now here's the thing. the version in my head is sung by a woman. this however is odd since after looking the song up on wikipedia and then using that info to look it up on youtube i realized the version i heard was on the very first episode of cold case some five years ago and is sung by a man. i haven't seen that episode since then by the way. now weather or not i remember the song from then or somewhere else is unclear. the song is listed as playing on several different things on wiki and granted this list could be only a fraction of the times its been played but the only one i've seen is cold case. and the one on cold case was sung by creedence clearwater revival. not rod stewart. and i know creedence's version is the one i heard because after playing it on youtube i immediately recognize it and realize this is the version i was playing in my head but for some reason i thought the voice was a woman's but it wasn't. as for rod, i don't even recognize his inferior version. and to be quite honest i dont know much about him, i don't read about him, and i forget what he looks like most of the time. so how reading his name made me think of a song that he just so happened to have sung that i heard five years ago (or more recently, who knows) when i never heard his version and i didn't know he had a version freaks me out. any shrinks out there can tell me how the hell this all transpired? well anyway here are both versions. who's do you like better? let me know in the comments.

rod's


creedence's


good day and good fucks.

Various Combinations Of Words That Don't Really Matter And Which You Aren't Required To Read (But You Shoud)

so my life lately has been only vaguely interesting and has included running errands, gawking (stealthily) at the gorgeous guys that make my smoothies and various other strangers who i momentarily fall in love with, and finding some new blogs that i am falling in love with one of which i added to my blog roll: gym ra(n)t. very funny. and some sex blogs. those are fun. and plenty of others that have been added to the list of blogs that i have been meaning to check out for a year or so and which i am slowly making a dent in. im gonna be putting together a couple posts tonight so look out for those and if you want to make my day leave a comment. oh and thanks for making these latest polls a success and keep voting. frix out!!

I'm Just Gonna Call This One Random Shit Cause Frankly That's What Is....

its random and its shit so dont even finish reading it. anyway first off today i spot a cute boy as im getting in the car. im pissed cause he goes into the place i just left and if we had been in there together i would throw him down and hop on right out in front of everyone. oh well. second anonymous has returned and left a comment on here somewhere. he did however ignore my who is anonymous post and as such i will ask again. who are you? who who? who who? also i think ill update my links soon to add more blogs i like that i just never got around to adding. oh and last but not least would all you please stop bugging me the incessant comments and emails. give a gay some room to breathe!

p.s. buy brent corrigan's summit!! why? because i said so!

I'm Sorry

so, willy would be proud of me. i pissed someone off today. except i didnt do it on purpose. i wont go into details but i was joking around with him and said something that pissed him of and needless to say he may never talk to me again. which sucks cause, well, ill admit i have a slight crush on him. he's really cute and well i actually talked about him here. anyway i just want to say im sorry and i guess he wont read this cause i didnt tell him about the blog but i really am cause i didn't think hed take what i said seriously. oh well. someone want to send me a pic to make me feel better? no? please.....oh and by the way what do you do when you piss off your crush? who may or may not be into guys.

Fuck!!!!!!

i was just on webcamnow and i was chatting with this gorgeous guy and he was getting me all revved up and we were talking about orgies with this other guy and then i think i clicked the wrong button and then i got booted and now i cant find him!! fuck he was soo hot. and he had the nicest 7 1/2 in. cock. oh well. if youre reading this hot guy send me an email.

Fun Day

went shopping for some new clothes. got a lot of cool stuff. but my favorite is the stuff i got at hollister. not so much the clothes. the bag. oooo the bag. there's some hot model boy on it and he almost made me cum. then i walked by a&f and there was some guy on the wall with his ass about to fall out of his jeans. god. i wanted to take a good long look but i was with friends and outing yourself by staring at some guys ass is not exactly dignified. there were also some hot boys working at the stores we went too. but the worst part was at the restaurant. we went to eat and there was this gorgeous jarhead sitting at the table next to us. i. want. him. he was there with some girl. it seemed like a first date. in fact i would say blind date. i dont want to sound rude, well no actually i do. she was definitely below his level of hotness so there is no way he asked her out. had to have been a set up. he went to the restroom at one point and i really wanted to follow him and see if i could give him a quick bj. you know just to alleviate the stress of a first date. or i could have at least gotten a quick peak at his cock. but alas i didnt follow. tho im sure he j/o thinking about me. oh well. maybe you guys will be nice and send me pics of your cocks. tell me, do i have any army boys reading out there somewhere?

Don't Worry

don't worry. i haven't forgotten about those pics i promised. they'll be up soon. but until then enjoy this.

he's chad white. a model. a fucking hot model. there's two more here. and if i ever get my hands on some other ones like these ill definitely post them.

Freaking Out

you know that old commercial where two guys are eating peanut butter and chocolate? they bump into each other and create a primitive version of reeses peanut butter cups. well that just happened for me. two great things have come together! taylor kitsch is going to be playing gambit in the wolverine movie. i am ecstatic!! i love the x-men movies and i've already admitted to loving taylor!! i can't wait for 2009 which is when the film is set to come out. and guess what. i'll be cumming too!!

More Hot Boys

this is alan ritchson. if you don't want to fuck him you must not have a pulse.


if you're still wondering why i love cristiano ronaldo here's why


i mean come on. look at that ass.

link another link

mmm. god i love him. im gonna go get on a plane and fly to wherever he is right now. i must have him.

oh and did anyone watch big brother after dark on showtime on saturday? james the hot guy with pink hair gave us some good full frontal and ass action. very hot. this season is definitely better than the last.

Famous Males

because you guys refuse to send me pics i have no content to post. but i felt like i had to post something to entertain you, my loyal readers. so here are some guys that i found over at fmf and have subsequently fallen in love with. i put links to more pics under each photo.

there's this hot boxer or ufc guy. not sure which cause i didn't read anything. i just lusted over the pics cause he's hot as hell. i like to pretend this is how he would approach me if i was laid out on a bed waiting for him to have his way with me.

link

here's a hot model boy who is teasing me as i undress to join him.

link

another hot model boy. i dont know what he's doing but i like it.

link

fernando torres. a cutie footbaler. he's fucking me with his eyes.

link

andrew flintoff a hot cricket player. i like to imagine im giving him a blow job and hes checking to make sure no one's cumming.

link

cristiano ronaldo. i love him.

and his tongue.

link

these are four of the hottest boys in the world.

taylor is in love with me. he just doesn't know it. shout out to fnl by the way. best show ever!


hot ass.

link

these are all the reasons im gay. haha. so i hope these pictures were as fun for you as they were for me. but i think it'd be more fun to post pics of you so lets get on that shall we.

Groceries and Hot Boys

was at the grocery store today and i saw two really hot boys working there. and i saw another hot guy as i was leaving. i wanted to ask the cashier if i could take them all with me. mmmm str8 boys.

It's Raining Men

okay. i know that titles kinda gay, but today was a good day. i was driving around and found myself near a college. which of course means there were hot college boys walking around all over. some running in the park nearby. others carrying books to class where the teacher makes them blow him for a passing grade. i know that last part doesn't really happen but i can dream cant i? oh and i saw the boy from this post again. he came in while i was there with a hot friend. you know what that means? orgy! in my fantasy anyway.



p.s. please send pics. i'm bored.

Look At You, A Gay Haiku

look at you lookin all hot in your shorts and a hoodie.
even tho its a fashion contradiction
cause your shorts would imply its hot and your hoodie implies its cold.
whos hot? youre hot.
our eyes meet. you grimace.
pull that stick out of your butt and puts yours up mine.
look at you.
hot straight boy.

Hello Cute Boy

i was at the store earlier and there was this cute boy working there. he wasnt an underwear model or anything but he was cute and i had to stop myself from staring. so to you cute boy i say hello. want to fuck me?