omigod!!!! how many teammates do you think crissys turned gay in the locker room? i bet when he drops the soap they're too busy fighting over who gets to fuck him to take advantage of the situation giving crissy enough time to escape.
so this is the only taylor that matters to me. taylor kitsch.
what the fuck? is this some sort of water sports thing? im not into that but if it means getting to fuck taylor ill pee all over him.
get away from my tay-tay bitch!!!
what did i just tell you?
now go after the jump so we can take a minute to acknowledge how awesome true blood was last night. bewere of spoilers. and vampires turning you gay.
so as you may or may not know chace crawford has been named by people this summers hottest bachelor.
this of course is not surprising because while robert pattinson may cause every woman on the planet to wet her panties by making this face...
chace crawford has an even more powerful ability which probably helped him beat out robby. and its not his pretty pink penis. its something more powerful. he can make a mans hole pucker.
ed: you're making my hole pucker. want to fuck me? chace: you would not believe how many people have asked me that today!
so why did this power cum in handy? well i may be going out on a limb here but im guessing that people magazine is run by cum loving fairies. after all this is the mag that named hugh jackman the sexiest man alive.
and hes like every fags wet dream cum true. hes a straight (?) man with the body of an adonis and the personality of a theater queen.
and then theres the muttonchops. the muttonchops that'll tickle while hes eating out your asshole thats puckering cause you're watching nate and chuck flirt on gossip girl. cause the huge junk man is perfect and wont object to you watching gossip girl while he fucks the shit out of your ass and sings show tunes like some assholes *cough*ab*cough*.
also on the list is taylor kitsch.
aka wolverines own personal cum dump gambit.
hes most likely on the list because people magazine wanted to acknowledge the love that dare not speak its name.
and now i would like to give an honorable mention to crissy ronaldo who was not named a hot summer bachelor but totally should have been which is why hes pissed.
oh crissy. you can stick that finger anywhere you like.
we'll start off with my all time favorite gossip girl moment. ive watched it over and over wishing that stupid bitch would disappear and imagining what it must feel like to have chace right on top of you, his pretty pink penis thisclose to your ass.....
lets hop across the pond to lust after christian cookes pretty pink lips. anyone else watch demons just for him?
mitchy!
so this is spartan. hes on the uk version of gladiators but i believe he is american.
and he plays american football. its so funny that straight men like playing with balls as much as we do.
im so jealous of that stupid bald bitch. and the hottie watching seems to be too. that smile totally says im laughing on the outside but on the inside i want to kill that fucking cunt touching my sparty! whatever. lets take his shirt off.
much better!
im in lust.
some hot thing on some show called diet tribe. i love pictures like this. hes just waiting for me to give him a blow job.
taylor kitsch is sex incarnate.
and lastly phillip olivier driving his gay fans nuts by getting a blowjob from a guy in some movie.
the guy is ugly so phillip is fucking his face so we dont have to look at him.
this is one of the hottest things i have ever seen. but its also disturbing and violent. still its fucking hot so i suggest you go here immediately and download it.
you know that old commercial where two guys are eating peanut butter and chocolate? they bump into each other and create a primitive version of reeses peanut butter cups. well that just happened for me. two great things have come together! taylor kitsch is going to be playing gambit in the wolverine movie. i am ecstatic!! i love the x-men movies and i've already admitted to loving taylor!! i can't wait for 2009 which is when the film is set to come out. and guess what. i'll be cumming too!!
because you guys refuse to send me pics i have no content to post. but i felt like i had to post something to entertain you, my loyal readers. so here are some guys that i found over at fmf and have subsequently fallen in love with. i put links to more pics under each photo.
there's this hot boxer or ufc guy. not sure which cause i didn't read anything. i just lusted over the pics cause he's hot as hell. i like to pretend this is how he would approach me if i was laid out on a bed waiting for him to have his way with me.
these are all the reasons im gay. haha. so i hope these pictures were as fun for you as they were for me. but i think it'd be more fun to post pics of you so lets get on that shall we.
