So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

We Should All Take Blowjob Lessons From Shia Labeouf.

seriously. look at him deep-throat that banana. im jealous.

so when is gossip girl coming back? cause im in serious chace withdrawal.

sometimes looking at him just makes me cry. cause hes so pretty and i love him so much and i know he may never love me back and hes probably straight.

oh who am i kidding. strut girl!

and from someone whose ass lights up the world to someone whose smile lights up the world. lets all fap to some pics of crissy.

again with the tongue. its like hes doing it on purpose to torture me.

oh crissy. did you get cum in your eyes again?

crissy you really need to cum munch on my ass. it tastes like magic.

later cunts!

Now That I'm In An Open Relationship I'm Inviting These Guys Over. Two For My Ass And One For My Mouth.

if i have to tell you who this is you dont deserve to be gay.

he must be wearing a hat cause his ass is tired from being raped everywhere he goes.

since you're puckering can i go ahead and sit on your face now?

so my obsession with leandro maeder has been reignited after seeing his episode of rachel zoe again a couple of weeks ago.

work it girl!!!!!

is it wrong that im licking my computer screen right now?

his bulge looks small but thats fine. he can just shove that cell up my ass.

and now im puckering.

oh my god becky look at that butt!!!!!

so while chace and leandro are in my ass nick will be fucking my mouth.

put it in your mouth! put it in your mouth!!! no wait. those arent good for you. put me in your mouth!!!

so by now i think it should be clear that seeing a guy sitting down with his legs spread makes me get on my knees and start blowing. if he wants me to or not. ask rm.

oh god. that tongue. just stick it in my ass.

well i hope you guys enjoyed that. i have to go find a penis to swallow.

OMFG!!!!!! The Prettiest Most Pinkest Penis In The World Got Arrested!!!!!!

what the fuck?!?!?!?! chace crawford one of my many obsession got arrested for smoking something other than cock! i cant believe it. those cops better not have mistreated my chacey. well i guess itll teach cc that next time he wants to wrap something up and stick it in one of his orifices it should be bed me westdicks cock in his ass. but on a serious note i hope chacey is okay and that his pretty pink ass is still in tact after his time in the pokey. which i assume is called the pokey cause of all the poking going on if you know what i mean. actually maybe he enjoyed himself.

also is it just me or does the fact that chacey has done some hard time make him like a thousand times hotter not to mention butcher. next time i see him i think ill drop the soap and let him ravage me.

also, the mugshot? fierce. i bet his cellmate couldnt resist the urge to sit on that face all night long. but only after putting his deep throating skills to good use im sure.

I'm Not Saying Joe Jonas Is Gay...

but he kind of is. just look at him.


which means this fag must be his boyfriend. lucky bitch.


i feel bad for joe. hes so obviously struggling to fight the urge to touch his lovers hand.


as you can imagine my asshole is just brimming over with rage for that twink on the lefts asshole. joe and his boyfriend are probably taking him home to double fuck him. i wish it was me. i feel so sad and empty.


but this makes me feel better.


now if youll excuse me im going to print that picture, roll it up, and stick it in my ass.

I Give You Chace Crawford Doing His Best To Make A Couple Of Old Queens' Holes Tatum

hes such a giver.

elton looks like this is the first time hes had a woody in decades.


and davids asshole has had such an intense orgasm hes clearly in a state of shock.


and heres whats making my mancunt happy. i know hes dead but i still want to sit on his face.


ta!