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Thursday, August 12, 2010

So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.


that other fag taylor.


and my new favorite fag david archuleta.


so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.


hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.


it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.


but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.


but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.


so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.


so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.


now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.


gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.


oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.


as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.


and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.


zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.


okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.


seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.


okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.