So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.



so it finally happened. alexander skarsgard got intimate with another man for the first time ever. and we all got to witness it.

so here alex and the vampire queen who will from here on out be known as count michael lucas sized each other up as they got ready for some wild and crazy vampire on vampire hardcore action.

and then kissed like a couple of lesbians. are you kidding me? earlier this season alex ripped yvetta a new pussy. and now that hes with another vampire hes being gentle? the fuck?

well at least now they're naked. i wish alex was kissing his way down to my cock.

so now things are about to get fun. alex is telling count michael lucas to turn over. finally!

and the count is totally ready to take that big viking dick up his ass.

and then alex kills him.

are you fucking kidding me? this is the show where bill grudge fucked lorena and then turned her head around so he didnt have to look at her isnt it? we get alex and count michael lucas naked in the same room ready to fuck the shit out of each other but instead they get all gentle, theres no nudity, and then alex kills the count? but like two seconds later sookie is riding bill like a bucking bronco?! id expect this prudish shit if true blood was run by homophobic straight people who have a double standard when it comes to straight sex and gay sex. but true blood is run by some fat old queen. why on earth would he deprive us of the chance to see alexander skarsgard fuck the count into next tuesday? obviously alex and the count were game. they had no problem kissing. and you know the count is a fudge packer in real life. so what the fuck was that?! the only way ill get over this is if we get alex and gaydric fucking the crap out of each other. i want full on hot vamp sex. fucking, sucking, and rimming. i want to see both of their asses. this is true blood!!! not the tudors. if you're gonna have two men get it on then do it right!!!!!!!!!!