Reactions To My Open Relationship

sister thinks its a great idea and apparently shes already been in an open relationship without telling me. technically all of her relationships are open since fidelity is not high on her list of priorities but apparently there was an instance when her boyfriend actually knew she was fucking around.

rmgf does not like the idea because she doesnt want me sucking more cocks than her or bringing someone new into our foursome. but i pointed out that im not bring anyone new in. im just fucking new people and then kicking them out before they'll even meet anyone in the foursome. shes still against it. and points out that when ab runs for president it wont help that he and his husband have a slutty, cum drenched past of one night stands and gang bangs that ended in double penetration.

rm is proud of me for fully embracing all that gay culture has to offer and finally acting like a man by spreading my seed. though i pointed out im really acting like a mason wyler by spreading my ass cheeks. hes still proud. but not taking advantage of the situation. for now.



my parents dont know. lets please not tell them. i want them to keep thinking im a monogamous top not a slutty bottom.

ab isnt entirely convinced about all of this yet. i first broached the subject a couple of weeks ago when i realized that i was starting to get bored. and that i really wanted to fuck the hot guy that had just walked into starbucks. ab tried to avoid talking about it at first. any time i tried to bring it up hed just shove his dick in my mouth to shut me up. but eventually i got him to talk about it by doing what i always do to get what i want. i used my ass. and while riding his cock for all it was worth i got him to admit he liked the idea of fucking other people but doesnt like the idea of me fucking other people and thinks this means we'll eventually break up. he feels like the whole point of a monogamous relationship is fighting and suppressing the urge to go out and sit on some other guys face. i agree. but i dont know that i feel like fighting the urge anymore. dont get me wrong. i like monogamy. i want to be in a healthy monogamous relationship. i like having that one person you can always count on to fuck the crap out of you. which is probably why i want an open relationship and not a straight break up. but i also want some spice in my life and i want that spice to come in the form of some guys jizm splattered all over my face after hes done fucking my mouth.



but not forever. im sure at some point in the future i can go back to a closed relationship. ab thinks it may not be so easy once the floodgates are open to close them again. but i disagree. weve already forsaken all others for each other once before. who says we cant do it again?

anyfuck all i care about right now is that im one step closer to realizing my dream of fucking cristiano ronaldo. and chace crawford. and matt bomer. and both leos. and eric from true blood. and toothy tile whoever he is. etc. etc.

what can i say? im young, im hot, im horny and my ass is now open to all takers. yay me! now could someone please put me in touch with tommy d and arpad miklos?

How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

Mother's Day Fucker

so just fyi im watching sex and the city as i write this and im totally carrie bradshaw with a cock. im cockie bradshaw!

anyfuck. so even though i said saturday night i was going to fuck that whole i love you shit out of existence it didnt happen. ab was already comfy under the covers. i joined him and what started out as tongue-fucking turned into cuddling turned into me falling asleep in my boyfriends arms. i love him. i mean lust him. i lust him! anyway when we woke up sunday morning ab was horny and wanted a cup o' morning blow job. but horny as i was we got up late and i didnt have time to suck his cock. horrible i know. see my parents went to spend mothers day with my sister. they werent technically invited. well they were but they invited themselves. most likely part of their plan of guilting my sister into coming to visit more often. since i couldnt go i suffered through dinner with mother earlier in the week and ab invited me to spend mothers day with him. which was fine since two of his brothers and his dad id like to fuck me so hard i cum without even touching myself would be there. is it wrong i want ab and his dad to double fuck me? oh well.

so of course he set about trying to seduce me and get my hole puckering. first he tried fingering me while i was getting something to eat in the kitchen which rm didnt seem to appreciate. then he peed in front of me while i was brushing my teeth which turned into him jerking off. then he joined me in the shower and starting kissing my neck which he knows i love. my hole was totally puckering but there just wasnt time.

so finally we left and met his family at the restaurant. it was torture. my cock was hard the whole time. ab kept rubbing it and my wangboner wasnt helped by the other three hunks there.

so after we ate we went back to ab's house. we were all sitting around lazily watching tv when ab snuck off upstairs. a couple minutes later i got a text from him telling me top meet him in his room. so i said i was going to the bathroom and then snuck upstairs. the minute i walked in abs room he shut the door and pushed me against it. he forced his tongue down my throat and i forced my hand down his pants. he was hard and leaking. after he was done raping my mouth he forcibly bent me over his bed. then he ripped my pants down and commenced getting my hole wet with his spit. after he was done eating me out he undid his pants and fucked the shit out of me. it was amazing and spontaneous and knowing his parents were just down stairs made it even hotter. after he came he pulled out and flipped me over. then he forced his still hard cock back inside me and fucked me until i came which didnt take very long. pretty much the minute his hand touched my cock sent me over the edge. luckily i managed to get my shirt off just before i came so no one would know what we were up to. after we cleaned ourselves up we went back downstairs. it was very hot and very kinky and luckily no one seemed to suspect.

i doubt my sister got a good fucking on sunday. bitch.

My Mother Saw My Boyfriend's Dick: A Cock-tionary Tale By Tim Frix

so heres a piece of advice. next time you decide to walk around your boyfriends apartment naked check to make sure his mothers not there first. especially if the night before your boyfriend told you his mother was coming over to take him to brunch. sure you may have been too busy nursing a hang over to think rationally but guess what? your boyfriend doesnt give a fuck!

but seriously. why do these fucking things always happen to me?! cause if it wasnt already awkward enough my mother saw my boyfriend dripping wet covered only by a towel things are even more awkward now that shes seen his dick. the dick he uses every night to fuck her son until he cums all over himself like a little bitch. oh and to add insult to injury when he realized his folly and turned to walk back into my room he did so slowly. as though he wasnt even embarrassed. and then, to top it all off. he. scratched. his. ass. so as you can imagine brunch was extremely uncomfortable. i spent most of the time in silence, hoping my mother wouldnt bring up the events that had just transpired. she on the other hand talked. and talked. and talked. hoping to avoid some sort of awkward conversation lull. fun times!

and of course when i got home i found no sympathy. ab thought it was funny, i can only assume rm agreed with him since he was too busy laughing his ass off to express his thoughts on the issue, and my sister simply wondered aloud how long it had been since my mother had seen a cock. rmgf was the only one who felt my pain as her mother once saw rm naked. though it was under different circumstances as he was on top of rmgf at the time.

so, have you guys ever had a parent see your boyfriend naked? howd you deal with it? live in complete denial or face it head on? and do you agree with rmgf that i should just be grateful that when my mother finally saw my boyfriend naked his dick was flaccid and hanging between his legs as opposed to being hard and balls deep in my ass? cause personally i think i would have preferred it in my ass than her actually seeing it.

well if you'll excuse me rm sounds like a hyena when he laughs and its annoying me. so i think ill go smother him with a pillow. or my ass.

I Came All Over Myself In An Elevator Today

so i got into the elevator in my building today and the greatest thing ever happened. leo came in behind me! you have no idea how much i wish this was as dirty as it sounds. now this was not the first time we had been in the elevator together. it had happened one other time late at night but it was a total dud cause when he got on ab was force feeding me his tongue. ab is rarely embarrassed by pda, especially so when hes drunk which he was. so he was completely unfazed when leo got on the elevator while we were making out, on our way up to my place to fuck. i wanted to escape that brutes embrace so i could make contact with leo but he had me pinned against the wall so i made the most of the situation by rubbing abs hardening cock so leo would know what he was in store for when i finally got him alone. from what i could tell he looked uncomfortable but i couldnt tell if it was "shit these two are giving me a boner" discomfort or "shit i think these fags are gonna start fucking right in front of me i need to find the nearest pussy so i can fuck it and feel like a man" discomfort. rmgf said it was the latter and that she wishes she had been on that elevator with us.

so anyway back to today. he says "hey" with that sexy deep straight boy voice of his and i just nod hello nervously and start squirming because i started to cum. then he asked me to get on my knees and suck his dick. well no he didnt ask me that. actually he didnt say anything else. probably cause my drooling was freaking him out. that or the fact that i was rubbing my still rock hard cock. i on the other did try to say something to engage him in conversation but it didnt work cause all that came out of my mouth was some sort of guttural moan. i just couldnt speak properly cause my brain was too busy thinking about the two of us stripping naked and using the cum spilling out of my boxers to lube up his cock so he could give me the elevator ride of my life. now if you're wondering why im making such a huge deal about us being in an elevator together (huge like his cock) it has little to do with the fact that common courtesy demands that we exchange pleasantries or the fact that we were so close i could smell him. its because we were in a confined space where he was trapped and i could finally have my way with him whether he liked it or not. i dont care if he is twice my size there is no way hes fighting me off. when im horny i have the strength of a thousand twinks which is like the strength of one hundred men.

sadly though i didnt get the chance to make my move. before i could our cum-filled elevator ride was over. first he got off, then i got off a second time looking at his sexy ass and wondering how it would look while he fucked me into nirvana, and then finally i got off the elevator to go clean myself up. i was so sticky what with all the cum and drool.

and while the fact that i totally missed out on finally having my way with leo upsets me what really pisses me off is that rmgf has been on the elevator with him like 4 times and rm sees him "a lot". rmgf doesnt even fucking live here!! and rm is straight which means leos hotness and bulges are wasted on him!!! bitches! now if you'll excuse me im gonna go do my boyfriend doggy style and pretend hes leo. i dont think ill able to fall asleep until ive cum a few more times.

The Shit Has Pretty Much Hit The Fan

so a lots been going on lately. i really fucked up and now ab wont talk to me. things have been really awkward with me and rm and i just wish i hadnt screwed everything up. see things between rm and rmgf have been strained lately. all they do these days is fight and rm complains about their drama nonstop. they can barely stand to be in the same room together so as you can imagine rm hasnt been getting any lately. we were watching tv a couple days ago and i noticed rm had a hard-on and when i mentioned it he just laughed nervously. i dont know what the fuck i was thinking but abs been getting on my nerves as usually lately and i guess i just wanted to do something to piss him off. so i reached out and started rubbing rms cock and he pretty much just froze and didnt say anything. so i put my hand down his pants and started jerking him off. after a while he started leaking precum and used it to get his cock nice and slick. then i got down on my knees in front of him and slowly pulled his shorts down. he was freeballing and it was so sexy. i played with his balls and then started sucking his cock. i went really slowly sucking his shaft as far back as i could and then slowly pulling him out and licking his head. he was shaking he loved it so much. but i was going too slow for him and he put his hand on the back of my head and started fucking my face. i pulled my boxers off and started jerking myself off. he was fucking my mouth too hard and i managed to get his cock out of my mouth. his cock was covered in spit and cum. i told him i wanted him to fuck me. a sinister smile spread across his face. he said bend over bitch and ill give you what you want. i did as i was told and he slapped my ass hard. then spit right at my hole twice. he rubbed his saliva into my ass and then stood up and i knew he was about to stick his cock in my....oh who the fuck am i kidding. if i even think about touching rms cock he curls up in the fetal position from fearing of being converted. why? he hears the noises coming out of my room when im blowing ab. he knows my bj skills would be too much for him to overcome. anyway happy april fuck you day bitches!

Spring Bareback AKA The Bitch Is Back And Ready To Bend Over

no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.

anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.

as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.

and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.

My Sister Is Evil. But Like Patty Hewes Her Powers Can Occasionally Be Used For Good.

so ab came over and apologized again. i called him an inconsiderate ass, he said i was overreacting and that if he can deal with me living with rm who im always coming on to and who i maybe kinda admitted i used to a very long time ago so long i pretend it never happened had a thing for (purely sexual i promise you. rm is like a porn star. he gives/gave me sexual pleasure. nothing more. i know him to well to fall in love with him or even have deep feelings for him like ab had for dn. plus unlike dn hes straight, involved, and spends more time these days with ab than me. if you aks me hed fuck ab before hed fuck me.) then i should have to put up with his stupid fucking douche friend. then i called him a cheat and he swore he never cheated. i said he was full of shit he said id flirt with anything that moves and after lots of expletives and me telling him to get the fuck out i found myself pushed up against the fridge. a tongue down my throat and a finger in my ass. ah love. i mean lust.

so after the sex i kicked him out but he came back the next day to watch some game thingy that happened on sunday with rm and some other friends. rmgf and i fled. usually a group of straight boys on a testosterone high would be our wet dream but their friends are not as attractive as they are so we have no incentive to tolerate them.

so yesterday (monday) i called my sister. shes cheated on every boyfriend shes ever had and has even fucked a friends boyfriend. and she gets away with it most of the time. so i figured she could give me a cheaters insight. she theorizes that ab is telling the truth and that he probably hasnt fucked dn. which i maybe kinda thought was true. but the interesting thing is that she said i was so obsessed with the idea that dn was lusting after my boyfriend i was completely ignoring the fact that he might have been lusting after ax. hes definitely closer to a twink than ab is which seems to be dns type. plus im sure dn is a top. abs not bending over for anyone. ax on the other hand would take it up the ass from a horse. as long as hes hung like a....well you know. and while it might have been wishful thinking the more i thought about it the more i realized that there was some possibility that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn. and it was especially possible that i was wrong in thinking that dn wanted to fuck ab when he may have really wanted to fuck ax. so i decided to go to the source. ax. i knew it might take some stroking to get him to cum out with the truth. but if anyone would know if ab hooked up with dn it would be ax. hes known them longer and seems to have the dirt on everyone in their group. and he loves to brag so i didnt think itd be too hard to get him to admit that he fucked dn. dn may be a douche but hes a hot douche. id screw him and i know ax would. so i called him up and asked him if hed like to meet up for coffee or something. more on that tomorrow. my fingers are tired. theyve had a busy night if you catch my drift.

My Boyfriend's Not A Dickhead. He's A Fucking Cunt.

i believe this feeling im having is called being livid. yes. i am livid. why? okay so abs best friend is this this this douche nozzle (in fact lets call him dn) hes known since they were kids. and dn is a whore. on every occasion that ive seen him hes fucking a different girl. now ab spends a lot of time with him. if hes not with me hes likely with dn. and ab even admitted he used to have a crush on him when they were younger. but hes straight so i didnt really care. so yesterday we're on our way to my place but we had to stop by dns because ab needed to get something or other from him. so we get there and as we're walking up to the door you can tell someones getting a blowjob. he was moaning and saying "yeah come on. oh yeah. im close" so ab and i figure hes getting a blowjob and since he was so obviously close wed wait until he was finished. so we do. and when hes obviously done i knock cause im tired of waiting. and guess who walks out? some blond twink. wiping cum off his lips. wtf?! so we got what we needed and left and dn didnt seem embarrassed in anyway. which meant he obviously wasnt some closet case pretending to be straight. so in the car i asked ab what was up. and he said dn was kinda bi-curious or whatever and had hookep up with a couple of guys. and im like how long have you known this? and hes like a while. he never hid it from me. what?! but you hid it from me?! ass fucking cunt shit for brains! so this whole time i thought dn was just some hot nonthreatening straight guy hes actually some hot bi guy constantly hanging around my property!!! i mean boyfriend!

so then im like have you two ever fucked? and he swears no. and im like are you sure. and hes like i swear. well....and im like well what? im so mad at this point the only thing stopping me from killing him is the fact that hes the one driving. other wise i would have pulled over and i would not be writing this post. i would be deleting this blog and any other trace that i ever knew ab. ax would have to go. rm too cause he liked ab too much. and rmgf and i would have to figure out my various alibis. but like i said. ab was driving so that plan is on the back burner. for now......

so im like what the fuck does well mean?!?!?!! so hes like well that one time when ax and i fucked in the back of that car dn was the one driving. and he might have been rubbing his crotch. and he jerked off a little. so im like okay you were in a threesome with this dickhead? and hes like no it wasnt a threesome. he just kinda watched. we didnt touch or anything. nothing else ever happened i swear. hes so lucky i wasnt driving.

so the good news is im like 100% positive that dn is a top. i know you can never tell with these things but i just dont see that hole getting put to much use. and ab doesnt like anything going anywhere near his ass. not even a rim job which works for me cause, okay, even though ive mentioned wanting to go to town on a few delicious asses ive posted on here i really have no intention of ever putting my tongue back there. its....disgusting. unless its cristiano ronaldo. cause hes not like us. he doesnt use it to poop. his ass is merely for our viewing pleasure. kyle xy doesnt have a belly button and crissy doesnt have an asshole. anyway my point is good news two tops hot sex does not make. bad news. ab has to pay. dearly. and tying him up and giving him arguably the hottest sex of his life (cause im sooooo the best lay he'll ever have) is not gonna cut it. bitch has to pay. like really pay. for starters i have not spoken to him since yesterday. so. suggestions?

p.s. rm is in the dog house too. ab came over today so they could go hang out. ab gave me a "hey" and his puppy dog eyes but was smart enough not to approach me. i ignored him and left with rmgf to plot...nothing. anyway i asked her why she let rm get away with that. she apologized for not properly controlling her bitch and promised it wouldnt happen again. whatever. i need a new boyfriend.

The Orgy

okay so i dont even know if any of you even care about this story since you didnt comment or ask about it after i mentioned it in my last post. maybe you didnt even read my last post. but anyway on saturday night ab and i went to this small party at ax's house. ax has this house that he got with these 4 other guys. i call them the slut brigade. the walls cant talk cause theres too much cum on them.

anyway we got there and hung out. ab had a few drinks. there was this one hot guy (ohg) there that i guess used to hook up with one of ax's roommates and he was seriously flirting with me. which meant ab was grabbing, groping, and holding me close. he can be very territorial. im surprised hes never tried to pee on me. and no i dont want him too. ill watch it in porn on occasion but. no. there are just some things i will not do.

so i didnt mind really. i thought it was cute that ab was jealous. and kinda hot that he was making sure ohg (who was really, really hot and told me he had an eleven inch cock. axs roomie said more like 10 but whatever.) knew he was the only one who got to fuck my mouth with his tongue. though ohg didnt seem so much disappointed as turned on. whatever.

so well the good stuff came later on. it was about 1am and there were only like 11 or 12 people still there. the horniest of the bunch. there had been a more people earlier but two of the roomies left taking them with. i think some went to a club and the others went to another party. some of the guys that had stayed were upstairs hooking up and ab and i were downstairs sitting on the couch with ax and a few others. the tv was on but mostly every was talking sex. specifically ax was mentioning places hes fucked. in a park, at his school, backseat of a car. while someone was driving it. and yeah that last one was with ab. anyway ax put on some porn (hotter than hell) and well you can guess what happened. he started making out with this bi-guy whos girlfriend did not seem to mind. yes there was pussy in the house. next thing i know shirts are coming off and crotches are being rubbed. mine actually. ohg was sitting next to me making out with this guy and instead of taking care of the rather obvious boner in his make out buddies tenting pants he decided to grab my crotch. so ab grabbed me and we went home. orgy pooper. i guess i cant blame him for not wanting to share his toys. i dont mind sharing my joystick but i sure as shit am not sharing his.

so we got back to my place and ab ambushed me on my couch and was sucking my face off. i sucked off his cock a little but he wasnt into foreplay. he threw me back lifted up my legs and the fucking commenced! ab was jack hammering my ass. he was a real beast. he didnt seem to care if i was enjoying it or not he was just fucking me to cum. and then rm and rmgf got home. rm said hey and went straight to his room. rmgf said she wanted to watch so she could see the mechanics of it all. i need to get that girl some gay porn. so we went to our room and she was a bit disappointed. anyway ab resumed fucking the shit out of me and when he was done rolled over on his back exhausted. i took care of myself. and then cuddled up to the snoring cutie.

so yeah my first time at an orgy and i didnt get to enjoy it. but thats okay because ab is enough man for me. next time im single though. well....

Love And Other Disasters (AKA The Greatest Movie EVER!!)

love and other disasters is the greatest gay film ever. no. greatest film ever. i woke up early yesterday at like 7am or some other ghastly hour. and i couldnt get back to sleep. and the greatest thing about a boyfriend is that you have someone there to make as equally miserable as you. but he just wouldnt wake up. he drank a bit much the night before and so was muttering something about fucking which i thought was a come on but he didnt even seem to have morning wood. so it must have been fuck off not fuck me. boo! i would have woken up rm but hes a real bitch if you wake him up. he growls and bites. which under different circumstances would be very hot.

so i woke up rmgf and she understood. a fag hag is a vital part of any gay mans life because they get you and even when your limp dickhead boyfriend wont keep you company they will.

so we didnt know what to do so we decided to watch love and other disasters which is some movie i remember seeing a trailer for ages ago but never heard about again. i knew it was a gay film so i didnt expect much but its rated r so i was hoping for nudity. but rmgf pulled the covers down on ab who at this point was laying on his stomach so we could have something fun and firm and punchable just in case the movie started to bore us. this girl is a genius!

but there was no need to look at abs gorgeous ass. because this is the greatest movie ever. it puts every other gay or gay themed film ive ever seen to shame. and there were only two hot guys in it. and there was no fucky fucky like in eating out or another gay movie but it was so fucking good. we couldnt stop laughing. ab even left and went to sleep on the couch cause our laughs woke him up. well that and me spanking his ass because sometimes when youre laughing hard you need to spank something. but whatever. so how to sum up the movie. well it has certain twists and i dont want to blow them like i blew ab later to make up for the spanking. (see how did that? that was so witty! im so witty and hot and horny. you really should join the seven other wonderful people who follow this blog.) so this movie is brills babies because its got all my fave things. brits, gays, and catherine tate. yes the doctor donna is fucking ace in this. so basically its about a girl who lives in london and all her friends. so shes sleeping with her ex because he fills a void. literally. her words. shes dirty like that. which is why i fell in love with this movie from the start. so then theres her gay roommate who falls in love with a guy he bumps into and doesnt even speak to. then theres her girlfriend who hates her rich mother and is getting naughty calls from a guy at her phone company. and lastly the one with aids. but hes hot so whatever. and basically the girl meets this guy that she thinks is gay but isnt and sets him up with her roomie only mr breeder aint fucking that ass and it all gets quite confusing. and genius. and there are farts. you have to watch it to understand. and yes it sounds like eating out but its sooooooooo much better. here is the trailer.



and the only problem is that even though i love brittany murphy here her accent bugged me for the first hour and a half of the movie and then i realized! she sounds just like sienna miller in factory girl. it was weird. but whatever.



so yes this movie is now showing on the showtime channels so i order you to watch it. and then tell me how right i was about this wonderful movie. also remind me to tell you about the orgy we went to on saturday.

Horny New Year!!

happy new year bitches!!!

so where to start? well for me the last day of '08 started the way all days should start. with a tongue knocking on my backdoor. gotta love ab. he knows how to keep his bitch happy. so after some sucking, fucking, screaming, reaming, and cum shooting rm and rmgf seemed to cum at about the same time. now this was not the first time id heard these two fuck but, it was definitely the most interesting. rmgf even called rm daddy. now when guys do that in gay porn its hot, but when she did it all i could seem to think of was rmgf's dad doing...well something you should not do to your daughter. anyway ab and i decided against fucking with that nasty imagery in our heads. leave it to the breeders to stop gays from enjoying themselves.

anyway rmgf and i spent most of the day lounging around while the idiots, er boyfriends got things ready for the impending invasion of our party guests. rmgf and i decided to come up with some new years fucks. like new years resolutions only specific to the guys youd like to fuck after you get rid of the dead weight. hers were all the american olympians and mine were all the gossip guys. young and old. im not picky.

the party was quite fun and ax and jock were there. so was jocks new girlfriend. can you say awkward? i felt bad for her but shes pretty and im sure in a few years she and jock can look back on this and laugh while sitting on their couch in their hip new york apartment while their faggy friend screeches like a howler monkey. no wait. thats will and grace. this real life situation will probably end in disaster not 8 years of laughs. oh well.

so as the new year approached i have to say i was kinda sorta emotional? i had some sort of happy, weird emotion thingy i hadnt felt before so im not sure what to call it. the point is for the first time i had a guy, a hot guy, to tongue when the clock struck 12. so as taylor swift and joe "fuckable again since he shaved and got a haircut" jonas ignored each other i grabbed rm and tongue fucked that bitches mouth like it was the last time (cause i knew he would never let me get that close again). ab didnt notice though cause rmgf was keeping his mouth occupied. i dont know that rm enjoyed himself (he has gay cooties now) but ab was a good sport and even gave rmgf a little dip. then the bitch touched his ass and i had to shew her away cause that was not in the agreement.

anyway 09 rang in without a hitch and after we kicked out our guests ab and i enjoyed our first fuck of the new year. so how was your new years? wait. i dont care. fuck you all.

p.s. is anyone else glad polislag is back?

Fucks-giving!

so. thanksgiving. i had wanted to spend it with ab and rm and rmgf and any eye candy we could muster. but of course we all got roped into the whole fam thing cause obviously we're not old enough yet to escape our parents control (will we ever be? my grandmother still strikes fear into the heart of my mother. and thats just when her name shows up on the caller id) so rmgf went off to her fam ab went off with his and i went off with mine and we all promised to stay in contact and meet up today to debrief and complain about those bloodsuckers we call family. luckily for me and rm though our families combined thanksgivings ages ago so we relied on each other to stay sane. which coincidentally is the reason our mothers combined thanksgiving themselves.

you know im not sure but i think my dad is fantasizing that rm and i are a couple. he hasnt met ab yet (does he even know ab exists? hmm) but i think all these years and especially after i came out hes hoped id run off with rm. see rm is tall and relatively good looking and butch and plays with balls. no i mean the kind you blow up. no i mean the big ones. i mean the kind you throw. yeah those. and so im fairly certain that my father has always wished that rm was his son. and if we get married he'll have the closest thing to it. i think thats why he'll like ab. cause even though he's fucking me up the ass hes like every fathers dream child. fucker.

anyway despite the fact that i took the opportunity to tell every relative that asked if i had a girlfriend yet that i liked sucking cock (much to rm's delight since he was seriously bored and enjoyed watching me give most of my relatives heart attacks) we survived. actually i spent most of my time with rm's mom. shes like the best fag hag ever. like grace but older and with bigger boobs. i told her how my boyfriend likes it when i give him a blow job while he watches sports and she told me that her husband has finally found her g-spot. and yes i did share that with rm and he is traumatized.

but honestly despite all logic and reason i do sorta like my family and even though i could have gone without dealing with so many of them all at once it wasnt entirely horrible.

anyway the whole gang met up today to trade war stories and we all seem to be in one piece. so let the doomsday countdown to christmas begin!!!

halloween

i stopped trick or treating a long time ago. rmgf on the other hand enjoys dressing up like a slut and running around at night and because she thinks shes so hot and no man could resist she dragged rm along for protection. i on the other hand stayed at home and watched the new lipstick jungle because i love kirby and because tiffany thinks shes so gonna grow up to be a hotshot bussiness woman in new york. whatever. it was good i didnt go out with them cause a sexy fireman showed up at my door and used his big hose to fuck me. i have the best boyfriend.

jock.

so there's this guy. gorgeous. he plays some sort of sport. whatever. i want to fuck him. and he wants me bad. obvs. and hes in the closet which is perfect cause hes not gonna tell anyone he fucked a guy so ab would never know. (unless he enjoys himself so much he decides to come out and whisk me off to london where we'll fuck all day and troll the pubs for ruggers all night.) so i discuss this with rmgf. and she says i cant cause i have ab and we like ab. ab is sweet. ab is funny. ab is perfect and we dont want ab to find out and leave. and im like if hes so great why dont you fuck him and shes all i try but he prefers cock to cunt. and its true. (and before you say anythig she said cunt. not me. i know how you women can be. not that there are any reading this.) so i say okay and will pawn jock off on ab's ex who i have a love/hate relatinship with but who i will hate less if i know hes busying himself fucking someone else. and i will love him if he gives me details like how big his cock is and what he does with it. but something must be done. i must find jock a fuck bud or get him back on the puss (which rmgf has volunteered to do) cause if this flirting doesnt stop soon i think im gonna cave and melt into those big paws of his and let him have his jockish way with me. i may even wear a jock so he can have easy access.

p.s. john mccain. barack obama. sarah palin. joe biden. young. (you can ignore all that regular readers. its just so we can get some extra hits and shock a few republicans. or help a few gay republicans realize the joys of gay sex.)

everyone fuck each other.

Stuff

number of successful blow jobs: 5.

number of fingers: 2. guess where.

oh and tongue. i like tongue.

light spanking is nice.

rm still trying to steal ab but i should share more and rmgf and i have decided that we enjoy watching them run around shirtless and sweaty.

ab will now stand for actual boyfriend. as in he actually introduced me to his ex as his boyfriend. yay me.

oh and ab has gotten pretty comfortable at mine. so comfortable that he now walks around in the nude when we wake up. while rm may want to steal him he doesnt like seeing him nude.rmgf and i dont seem to mind though. fuck...whoever.

Forgot To Mention

i told ab about the blog. he wasnt excited about it. cant blame him. dont know how id react if he were to tell me he ran a blog where guys sent him photos of themselves naked. actually id react with a boner. but im not upset with him for his reaction. its not as impersonal as porn but then again its not as bad as hooking up with some other guy. whatever. he didnt storm out or anything. he wasnt so much mad as a bit shocked. and he did ask to see it. i finally showed it to rmgf as well. i advised rm not too look as the gayness of it all might shock him or something. also, rmgf walked in on me and ab just as i was getting the hang of having a mouthful of cock. she has no boundaries but she promises to share her blow job secrets so its okay. fuck you.

odds and ends

1. i think my roommate is trying to steal my almost boyfriend. the two have been spending more and more time together playing with balls (no not each others) and doing other things straight boys do together even though one of them is gay.

2. rmgf says my ass hole is pinker and prettier than hers. please do not ask how she knows this. i will never speak of it again except to brag that mine is nicer.

3. i told rm and rmgf about the blog. rm said the idea was genius and that he wishes he had thought of it when he was single only with girls sending pics. rmgf asked to see it. i told her it was nothing special, there weren't that many pics and that all around the blog was a failure. pitiful really. no rugger hunks. no frat boys. no 11 inched studs to speak of. and trust me girl is a size queen. she would not be pleased. word has spread to my other friends and a few of them joked they would like to be on the blog. i may tell ab soon.

4. ab is on his way over now to watch project runway with me. i will not allow him in until he removes his shirt.

5. fuck you all.