Wednesday, August 6, 2008

odds and ends

1. i think my roommate is trying to steal my almost boyfriend. the two have been spending more and more time together playing with balls (no not each others) and doing other things straight boys do together even though one of them is gay.

2. rmgf says my ass hole is pinker and prettier than hers. please do not ask how she knows this. i will never speak of it again except to brag that mine is nicer.

3. i told rm and rmgf about the blog. rm said the idea was genius and that he wishes he had thought of it when he was single only with girls sending pics. rmgf asked to see it. i told her it was nothing special, there weren't that many pics and that all around the blog was a failure. pitiful really. no rugger hunks. no frat boys. no 11 inched studs to speak of. and trust me girl is a size queen. she would not be pleased. word has spread to my other friends and a few of them joked they would like to be on the blog. i may tell ab soon.

4. ab is on his way over now to watch project runway with me. i will not allow him in until he removes his shirt.

5. fuck you all.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad to hear that you are settling in to your new place and starting to have a good time with your rm & mrgf. I am waiting for the juicy story when ab flips you ove and gives you what you want. :)

dickophile said...

soon perhaps

mac20 said...

Can't wait to find out what happens in the next episode of "ab, rm, rmgf, iwsn, lol, and Tim."

dickophile said...

dont know why. my life is not that interesting.

Anonymous said...

I had not thought about it before mac20 posted, but with all the acronyms you could get a job with the goverment.

dickophile said...

do they have a job that consists of servicing hot army guys?

mac20 said...

Have you seen Raging Stallion's movie "Grunts"? You can be all you can be, one soldier at a time.

dickophile said...

i have the whole trilogy but ive only seen like one scene from the first one.

Volker said...

These soldiers have to be uniformed, so you could issue them their duds, or you could be a male nurse and see plenty that way!

Have a great time watching "runway." - Volker

Anonymous said...

Im a fratboy a very fratty frat boy indeed.

Anonymous said...

why do you always comment your own blog mac20/dickophile?

http://i36.tinypic.com/oid9vt.jpg

dickophile said...

volk - male nurse? sorry but im not nearly that gay. i wouldnt even sink that low to suck cock. how about instead i find one of those army bars and set up a glory hole in the restroom? wanna help?

jb - why are we talking about fratboys? not that i dont like fratboys. i think they're hot.

anony - i will address this question in a post later.

Volker said...

hmmmm... you must have a cute butt too to go with what the rmgf was talking about.

As for the other question you had in answer to my last comment, do you live nearby??? Perhaps we can expand on this deep subject! - Volker