Friday, August 15, 2008

Stuff

number of successful blow jobs: 5.

number of fingers: 2. guess where.

oh and tongue. i like tongue.

light spanking is nice.

rm still trying to steal ab but i should share more and rmgf and i have decided that we enjoy watching them run around shirtless and sweaty.

ab will now stand for actual boyfriend. as in he actually introduced me to his ex as his boyfriend. yay me.

oh and ab has gotten pretty comfortable at mine. so comfortable that he now walks around in the nude when we wake up. while rm may want to steal him he doesnt like seeing him nude.rmgf and i dont seem to mind though. fuck...whoever.

7 comments:

Volker said...

I walk about nude in the apartment daily and once my bf arrives, I'm sure that will end up being two of us walking about naked. - Volker

dickophile said...

volker - sounds fun.

nouveau - haha. one or two.

Unknown said...

walking around nude is a thing? pfft I would do that at the supermarket if I could avoid arrest.

And I HAVE to know what qualifies as an unsuccesful blowjob lol

<3

dickophile said...

haha. well it wouldnt be a thing if i didnt have a roommate.

apparently guys dont like it if you use too much teeth. they will, perhaps, push you away. and if you even think about going for their crotch again they fold their legs and put a pillow there. like it can keep you away. ha!

Unknown said...

hahahaha! uhm..."too much teeth" is any teeth at all.

don't worry, you'll get the hang of it. ;]

dickophile said...

based on the way he was moaning last night and early this morning i'd say i already have the hang of it.

Volker said...

Too bad you don't live next door. We could get a three- or foursome going! Should create plenty of moaning all round.

And the fingers were followed by...

- Volker