Saturday, February 27, 2010

I'm 99.9% Certain All Of These Men Ask Their Girlfriends To Fuck Them With A Strap-on.

elliot would you please just stop pretending youre straight already. we all know being that close to the beave has made your cock flaccid.

i get why shes on all fours but why is he? cause hes a raging homosexual and he wants someone to fuck him!

see what being in the closet has done to you elliot! you're so hungry for cum you're actually happy to be standing next to that fat queen.

really? you're wearing that shirt with that much cleavage and expect me to buy you're a hetero? no. not happening.

so this is twi-fag kellan lutz and his purse.

hes having trouble deciding which hole to put the pump in. it happens to rm all the time.

his nipples are hard because theres a butt plug in his ass.

can i cum in there?

does this mean hes into doggy style?

so one of my commenters named a revealed he has a thing for hottie sven kramer.

so this is for you a. have fun eating out svens pussy.

ta cunts!!

Friday, February 26, 2010

Crissy Launched A New Line Of Purple Sneakers

hes such a fag.

so is this one.

i just want to lick him.

why cant i just have both of them inside me already? lifes so not fair.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Knick-Knack Paddy Whack Doggystyle a Boner

go on. put it in your mouth you fucking pig.

thats right suck on it.

yeah swallow it bitch.

and before i go.

i want him in my deep end.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

WARNING: This Video Will Cause Extreme Ass Tatuming.

by the end of it you will be covered in ass-jizz and feel the uncontrollable urge to shove as many phallic objects up your man-cunt as possible.

seriously this is better than any porn i have ever seen. this may sound masochistic but after watching it i just want to take crissys entire head and stick it up my ass. and im not even into fisting.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Sorry I Have't Blogged In A While. I Keep Meaning To. I Have So Much To Say. Especially About Skins And Stuff. But In The Meantime....

oh. my. pretty. pink. penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chace crawford molesting himself in full view of the paparazzi? its like his special gift just to me. this only could have been better if it was ed's hand down there. or mine. or mine and eds. or my ass and eds hand. or my ass and eds dick in my ass with chace's.

work it girl!! seriously. hes never looked gayer.

well. maybe a little gayer.

that one never gets old. ta cunt lickers!