Blond's Have More Fun, Crissy Has A Big Dick, And Jasmine Lennard Is My Hero.

so over the weekend i found out that my fave 90210 stud is coming out and i may need to get a bigger dildo to prepare for my eventual affair with crissy.

so i read a while ago that someone on 90210 was going to be gay but i assumed it would be someone i wouldnt care about because its always someone i dont care about. like on rubicon. why cant james badge dale be the cocksucker? anyway it turns out the powers that be have decided to take advantage of the gayest face on the show and are finally giving me a gay character to lust after. trevor donovan's teddy is going to be a poof. the good news is that trevor is the hottest guy on the show.

the bad news is the powers that be obviously have no fucking clue how gay culture works. if you watch the show you know that teddy was head over heals for silver but his dad didnt like her and told him to break up with her. and then teddy got pissed cause she broke up with him and tried to get her back. this is not gay. when you're gay and in the closet the biggest problem is the whole girlfriend thing. you dont want one cause girls are icky but not having one makes your parents and everyone else ask questions. so its pretty much every gay guys wet dream to have parents insist you not date anyone so you can focus on your tennis career. then you wait until you go to wimbeldon and fuck novak djokovic. you do not go out of your way to get a girlfriend!!!!!

also this is supposed to be his boyfriend.

eh. hes not ugly but he doesnt give my manpuss palpatations. but i guess you take what you can get when you're in the closet like trevor er i mean teddy.

but really. she's so pretty. i think she could do better. lets just hope liam gets drunk one night and they fool around.

i want to eat your penis.

trevor that purse doesnt go with your shirt.

it would however go with this pink shirt. fag.

excuse me while i go play with myself.

okay im back. so now on to a very important matter of business. is he top or bottom?

well here he looks really excited to get fingered by that....thing. but that doesnt mean anything. those guys on sg4ge let girls play with their buttholes all the time but they always do the fucking.

but here hes practically shoving his ass in this guys crotch.

yeah hes a bottom. why do the ones i like always take it up the ass?

speaking of cum holes. heres crissy blowing me a kiss all the way from madrid. i love you too crissy!!!!!

why cant that be my cock?

i hate this bitch.

crissy: i think i might be gay. i really hate your pussy and ive been thinking about cock all day.

crissy - please can i fuck tim in the ass?
bitch: no!

so if anyone knows any hot portuguese guys who look like crissy please send them my way cause this bitch is seriously cock blocking.

So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

I Just Gave The Blog A Makeover! Do we Like?

to celebrate here's some crissy!


omigod!!!! how many teammates do you think crissys turned gay in the locker room? i bet when he drops the soap they're too busy fighting over who gets to fuck him to take advantage of the situation giving crissy enough time to escape.


so this is the only taylor that matters to me. taylor kitsch.


what the fuck? is this some sort of water sports thing? im not into that but if it means getting to fuck taylor ill pee all over him.


get away from my tay-tay bitch!!!


what did i just tell you?


now go after the jump so we can take a minute to acknowledge how awesome true blood was last night. bewere of spoilers. and vampires turning you gay.

Sorry I Have't Blogged In A While. I Keep Meaning To. I Have So Much To Say. Especially About Skins And Stuff. But In The Meantime....

oh. my. pretty. pink. penis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! chace crawford molesting himself in full view of the paparazzi? its like his special gift just to me. this only could have been better if it was ed's hand down there. or mine. or mine and eds. or my ass and eds hand. or my ass and eds dick in my ass with chace's.



work it girl!! seriously. hes never looked gayer.


well. maybe a little gayer.


that one never gets old. ta cunt lickers!

Chuck Kissed A Guy And I Liked It!!!

so much my ass wont stop cumming.



but wait. if chuck has kissed a guy before and the only two guys he ever hangs out with are nate and dan then doesnt that mean that they're all a bunch of sausage smuggling fags?

i just think it all makes this exchange take on a whole new meaning.



so when you watch this it begs the question did chuck give dan those pills so he could ass rape him?



wouldnt be the first time he tried to force himself on a humphrey.

Some Twink On Big Brother Finland Gave Another Twink A Hand Job

so on american big brother theres usually only one fag and hes usually not very attractive but in finland the cast is full of fags and they are hot! and while on american big brother theres never any sex the finish butt munchers above decided to make-out while playing spin the bottle in a hot tub. and then when they were alone in the hot tub the blond one started to jerk the other one off. and it gets better cause it turns ou this twosome is actually in a love triangle!! sort off. cause while they're jerking off some ugly fag decides to hop into the hot tub and spoil their fun cause hes in love with sampo who understandably does not feel the same way. why cant we have this stuff in the states?! anyway their display of homosex and bitchery made it onto you tube. you can see them and two other guys (who are obviously straight) kissing at 5:00 and the jerking at 6:30.



sadly ragnar was evicted so dont expect anymore vids like this. good fucking!

My Boyfriend Is Jealous Because Leandro Maeder Made My Ass Cum Last Night

so i absolutely loooove the rachel zoe project on bravo. its like the gayest show ever!! they've got rachel whos like a gay man trapped in a womans body, brad whos like the gayest individual on the planet (and who was showing off some rather girlish legs last night) and then to top it all of its all about fashion dahling!!! the only thing rzp has been lacking is eye candy. dont get me wrong i love the whole zac efron in thirty years thing rachels husband roger is rocking.



but he just doesnt do it for me. and neither does brad whos totally kurt wilds gayer, bitchier, and not nearly as hot cousin.



you think hes as much of a screamer as kurt?



anyway last night they made up for the serious lack of eye candy by having rachel do a photo shoot for v magazine complete with male models!!! and the hottest of the bunch was leandro maeder!


hes so hot just thinking about him makes my ass lips quiver. and im not sure but i think hes a poof too!! when he first showed up at rachels studio the sight of brad made him speechless! and when he finally introduced himself he was soooo flirting with brad. and as youll see in the vid below he didnt spend his time at the photo shoot flirting with jessica stam whos like gorgeous. no he spent it flirting with brad and calling rachel zoe the queen of fashion.



through the whole episode the bitch was pinging my gaydar! or should i say giving my man cunt palpitations!



so yeah this post is dedicated to the hotness that is leandro. enjoy.

someone really needs to cum all over this boys lips. please let it be me!


cant. stop. touching. myself.


heres leandro on a runway. his body is amazing!!!


fierce girlfriend!


i just want cum all over him and lick it up.


so with the lips on his face being so luscious and inviting i cant help but wonder what the lips on his ass look like.


can someone photo shop a dick into this pic for me please?


speaking of dick lets spend some time staring at leandros crotch.


his bulge is amazing and so are his legs.


can someone please just give me like 20 minutes alone with him?


but now to the proof that lele is a cock smoking, pole riding, hole puckering fag!

for starters he likes big hoses.


hes begging for someone to fuck him here!



hes obviously trying to entice some dirty fuck with a pit fetish.


and here he is cruising for some cock in an alleyway.


but do we really need anymore proof than this?


now if youll please excuse me i have to use my fingers for something other than typing. ta!