Everyman Has Played With At Least One Cock In His Life

so by now twifag kelly needs no introduction around here since im sort of obsessed with him.


and heres square-headed paul wesley.


and now for my two favorite games.

who looks gayer?


and....

whose hole is puckering?


kelly: so could you drop by my room later cause i really need some cock. paul: yeah no problem. anything for a fellow gay vampire.


and heres brit fag ed westdick at the same event.


and now that its a threesome kelly is lifting his leg to give paul and ed easier access to his ass.


and now i leave you knowing that somewhere right now kellys walking around with an ass full of ed and pauls cum.

Chuck Kissed A Guy And I Liked It!!!

so much my ass wont stop cumming.



but wait. if chuck has kissed a guy before and the only two guys he ever hangs out with are nate and dan then doesnt that mean that they're all a bunch of sausage smuggling fags?

i just think it all makes this exchange take on a whole new meaning.



so when you watch this it begs the question did chuck give dan those pills so he could ass rape him?



wouldnt be the first time he tried to force himself on a humphrey.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Sphincter

heres hunky footballer michael ballack. id love to crawl between those legs of his and see what hes got squeezed into those shorts.


looks like someone beat me to the punch.


well they both look satisfied. that was quick.


fag.


the love of my life putting on his best bitch face. hes soooo cute when hes cranky.


is that what his butt hole looks like after its been fucked?


oh dear me.


id so wish my dick was that bottle if it weren't for the fact that hes biting into it. and is it just me or does that look like cum hes drinking?


oh its the tongue again.


seriously crissy your tongue and my ass need to get acquainted and soon.


cunt face slut ass skanky cum eating whore motherfucking dhlakjdlknlgk jldkj lkdfj ld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


why do you always do this to me crissy?!?!


thats what you get! now go get lie down in bed so i can blow you and make it better.


he does this every time he cums.


heres the hunky sydney convicts rugby team. we all know im obsessed with ruggers.


im taking these two home and getting double fucked!!


im sure they claim to be straight but we all know that deep in the recesses of their ass holes all ruggers are queers.


look at these two. being drunk is no excuse. these two have an itch in their ass a girl cant scratch. unless she has a strap-on but only carpet munching lesbos get those.


they sure are going at it. oh. wait. my bad. they are gay! apparently the sydney convicts were the first gay rugby club in australia.


this ones my favorite!


no wait. this one is. hes making my ass twinkle.


i bet he could fit both their cocks in his mouth. on second thought im sure he already has.


awwwwwwww. see if they were straight they'd just want to fuck each other. but these two are really in love.


and these two are fingering each other.


i can fit this whole thing in my ass!


i have the feeling thats not the only place hes put his tongue on that cheeky fairy.


and on that note im off to play with myself and think about what these queens get up to in their locker room. im sure its mostly butt munching and cock sucking since they're clearly all bottoms.

Try Not To Get Cum All Over Your Computer Like I Did. Or On Your Boyfriend. It's Not The Cumshot He'll Hate. It's The Fact That He Didn't Cause It.

so as you may or may not know chace crawford has been named by people this summers hottest bachelor.


this of course is not surprising because while robert pattinson may cause every woman on the planet to wet her panties by making this face...


chace crawford has an even more powerful ability which probably helped him beat out robby. and its not his pretty pink penis. its something more powerful. he can make a mans hole pucker.

ed: you're making my hole pucker. want to fuck me? chace: you would not believe how many people have asked me that today!


so why did this power cum in handy? well i may be going out on a limb here but im guessing that people magazine is run by cum loving fairies. after all this is the mag that named hugh jackman the sexiest man alive.


and hes like every fags wet dream cum true. hes a straight (?) man with the body of an adonis and the personality of a theater queen.



and then theres the muttonchops. the muttonchops that'll tickle while hes eating out your asshole thats puckering cause you're watching nate and chuck flirt on gossip girl. cause the huge junk man is perfect and wont object to you watching gossip girl while he fucks the shit out of your ass and sings show tunes like some assholes *cough*ab*cough*.


also on the list is taylor kitsch.


aka wolverines own personal cum dump gambit.


hes most likely on the list because people magazine wanted to acknowledge the love that dare not speak its name.


and now i would like to give an honorable mention to crissy ronaldo who was not named a hot summer bachelor but totally should have been which is why hes pissed.


oh crissy. you can stick that finger anywhere you like.