Because It's Been Way Too Long Since My Last Post

cant type. cum leaking out of every orifice i have.


i think we can agree that sam worthington is sexy as fuck.


ew. never mind.


much better.


now lets wash all of that fug out of our eyes with some pretty. heres uber hot footie player akos buzsaky.



hes soooo adorable.


and here is his ass.


why is chace's face so shiny? it must be covered in cum.


dick sucking lips!!


zac is so pretty.


he must be thinking about cock.


and now he must be thinking about sticking it in his ass.


the future mrs. tim frix.


can i please just sit on his face already?


nice earrings girlfriend!


here is sexiest man alive (in my heart. suck it johnny depp!!!) huge jackman. er huge junkman. no wait. hugh jack my cock. oh fuck it.


can you imagine having this on top of you?


to bad hes not gay.


i dont rim. but. if i was there it would have been hard to resist the urge to bury my face in his ass. what? i dont have anything else to stick in there. im a confirmed bottom.


okay now hes just begging for it. fag.


ttfn cunts!!

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get These Fags To Cum?

heres gossip girl cutie penn badgley. i have to admit his hotness has been growing on me. for the first time id like to sit on that smug face of his.


i think hes trying to tell us that he wants to lick some balls.


this microphone looks like a dick i was sucking the other day.


im just so mad because i totally wanted to kiss ed because chace told me he can make your ass cum just by kissing you but they're letting that new bitch kiss him. its not fair! i want my ass to cum!


you want to fuck?


hey boys!!


can i get some more cum in here please?


mmmm. cum.


heres model cutie jamie dornan.


being around naked men makes jamie uncomfortable so hes trying to concentrate on thinking about pussy.


pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy...


you can totally tell hes trying to fight the gay.


but jamie just wasnt strong enough. the guys were too hot. and they made his ass lips pucker. so he snuck off and blew all of them. you can see he got a little cum on the bottom of his shirt on the right.


i guess he still had some on his lips too.


heres skater cutie ryan sheckler. wearing 2xist. you dont thinks hes gay do you? cause 2xist is totally the gayest underwear ever.


see. totally gay. not a hole in this picture that isnt puckering. thats why nicks hands are behind his back. his hole is puckering so loudly hes trying to keep his ass cheeks shut.


which means ryan may be letting his pants sag so someone will see that gorgeous ass of his and wont be able to resist pulling his pants down and fucking the shit out of him.


how many dicks can i fit in my ass? this many.


hunky dj basshunter trying really hard not to let any cum leak out of his ass.


you have to admire this bitch for managing to discreetly line his ass of up with this hunks dick.


fuck everyone.

Get Ready For Your Ass To Cum.

heres a post i did a while ago and forgot about.

first off we have hole puckering hottie rove mcmanus asking famous hole puckering hotties who they'd go gay for.



this one is my favorite cause he asks hugh jackman. he said me fyi.



here we have the sexy chas licciardello, who was in the vid above, trying to prove porn is realistic.



heres a longer version of chas snogging rove.



this one is long but its some really hot chippendales in some really tiny swimwear.



heres something thats way too short. nick adams at broadway bares. you may have already seen it but. watch it again.



here nick shows us his power over the male asshole by making a chorus line of fags pucker uncontrollably.



heres david wolfman williams.



admittedly he doesnt look his best there. so i give you this to prove hes totally fuckable under all that dreadful beard.



but back to rove. lets watch as he eye fucks bruno.

Try Not To Get Cum All Over Your Computer Like I Did. Or On Your Boyfriend. It's Not The Cumshot He'll Hate. It's The Fact That He Didn't Cause It.

so as you may or may not know chace crawford has been named by people this summers hottest bachelor.


this of course is not surprising because while robert pattinson may cause every woman on the planet to wet her panties by making this face...


chace crawford has an even more powerful ability which probably helped him beat out robby. and its not his pretty pink penis. its something more powerful. he can make a mans hole pucker.

ed: you're making my hole pucker. want to fuck me? chace: you would not believe how many people have asked me that today!


so why did this power cum in handy? well i may be going out on a limb here but im guessing that people magazine is run by cum loving fairies. after all this is the mag that named hugh jackman the sexiest man alive.


and hes like every fags wet dream cum true. hes a straight (?) man with the body of an adonis and the personality of a theater queen.



and then theres the muttonchops. the muttonchops that'll tickle while hes eating out your asshole thats puckering cause you're watching nate and chuck flirt on gossip girl. cause the huge junk man is perfect and wont object to you watching gossip girl while he fucks the shit out of your ass and sings show tunes like some assholes *cough*ab*cough*.


also on the list is taylor kitsch.


aka wolverines own personal cum dump gambit.


hes most likely on the list because people magazine wanted to acknowledge the love that dare not speak its name.


and now i would like to give an honorable mention to crissy ronaldo who was not named a hot summer bachelor but totally should have been which is why hes pissed.


oh crissy. you can stick that finger anywhere you like.