I Like To Pretend He's Spitting On His Dick Before Shoving It In My Ass

My Boyfriend Is Jealous Because Leandro Maeder Made My Ass Cum Last Night

so i absolutely loooove the rachel zoe project on bravo. its like the gayest show ever!! they've got rachel whos like a gay man trapped in a womans body, brad whos like the gayest individual on the planet (and who was showing off some rather girlish legs last night) and then to top it all of its all about fashion dahling!!! the only thing rzp has been lacking is eye candy. dont get me wrong i love the whole zac efron in thirty years thing rachels husband roger is rocking.



but he just doesnt do it for me. and neither does brad whos totally kurt wilds gayer, bitchier, and not nearly as hot cousin.



you think hes as much of a screamer as kurt?



anyway last night they made up for the serious lack of eye candy by having rachel do a photo shoot for v magazine complete with male models!!! and the hottest of the bunch was leandro maeder!


hes so hot just thinking about him makes my ass lips quiver. and im not sure but i think hes a poof too!! when he first showed up at rachels studio the sight of brad made him speechless! and when he finally introduced himself he was soooo flirting with brad. and as youll see in the vid below he didnt spend his time at the photo shoot flirting with jessica stam whos like gorgeous. no he spent it flirting with brad and calling rachel zoe the queen of fashion.



through the whole episode the bitch was pinging my gaydar! or should i say giving my man cunt palpitations!



so yeah this post is dedicated to the hotness that is leandro. enjoy.

someone really needs to cum all over this boys lips. please let it be me!


cant. stop. touching. myself.


heres leandro on a runway. his body is amazing!!!


fierce girlfriend!


i just want cum all over him and lick it up.


so with the lips on his face being so luscious and inviting i cant help but wonder what the lips on his ass look like.


can someone photo shop a dick into this pic for me please?


speaking of dick lets spend some time staring at leandros crotch.


his bulge is amazing and so are his legs.


can someone please just give me like 20 minutes alone with him?


but now to the proof that lele is a cock smoking, pole riding, hole puckering fag!

for starters he likes big hoses.


hes begging for someone to fuck him here!



hes obviously trying to entice some dirty fuck with a pit fetish.


and here he is cruising for some cock in an alleyway.


but do we really need anymore proof than this?


now if youll please excuse me i have to use my fingers for something other than typing. ta!

Something To Make Your Ass Tatum

a quick note. the channing tatum stripper video i uploaded on wednesday got taken down but i was able to find another one. so if you didnt get to see it click here and thank me for the amazing cum shot in the comments after you clean up.

first we have actor and model joshua stevenson.


i see a very big career in joshies future. very big. and rock hard.


so apparently some naked pics of amazing race cutie eric sanchez jerking off on a web cam popped up back in march and no one told me.


sadly eric, whos on the left, wasnt wanking for the blonde cutie his hole is so obviously puckering for in this pic.


his live show was for an exgirlfriend. i dont know if it was this girlfriend or anther one but either way shes seen him naked so im jealous. i wonder if shes smiling cause his dick is hard.


stay away from my man bitch!!! i dont care if you are a werewolf. i have the strength of a thousand twinks and i will fuck you up!!!


heres actor cutie danny miller. danny you're not supposed to sniff it! forgive him. hes new.


naughty boy.


thats right. you stick your tongue and anything else thatll fit in it. now you're getting the hang of it. nice touch with the hands on the hips.


i got a huge crush on aaron johnson when i started watching nearly famous. i really miss that show. it wasnt as good as skins but i thought it was still really good.


aarons one of those straight boys that takes really hot and sometimes gay photos of himself. if only the pants were lower.


heres tennis hunk novak djokovic. hes so cute. and such a tease.


or maybe not!!!! could they be any lower? actually yes they could.


heres a video. skip to 1:48 to see novy walk the runway in this sexy getup and spank his ass. wish hed spank mine.



and lastly heres a vid from some brit show called balls of steel. here we get to meet the fuckers who basically fuck in public.

Meet the Fuckers - Balls of Steel S02E01
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I Knew It!!!!!

from almost the moment i first saw the hunky elliot tittensor and his sometimes equally hunky twin brother i knew at least one or both of them got a twitch in their ass every time they got around dick. and it seems im right as this GAY sex tape of elliot has leaked!!!! well in my mind its a gay sex tape. its really the trailer for some short film elliot did about two gay kids that fall in love and im hoping fuck. if anyone finds the short, which is called protect me from what i want, online somewhere let me know. anyfuck enjoy watching elliot kissing another guy.

Please Tell Me There's A Gay Porno Cumming Next

channing tatum does something to my ass. he doesnt make it pucker or even cum. its something different. he makes it...tatum. yeah thats right. he makes my ass tatum. i dont know what that means but if feels really fucking good.

which is why when i discovered this video i came harder than i ever have in my entire life before i even started watching it. i was drenched. apparently before becoming the big movie star we all lust after channing was an 18 year old stripper for some chippendales knock-off called male encounter. apparently he went by the name chan crawford. us weekly has a video of him stripping which is amazing. my only question is why did it take this long for the video to be unearthed? i should have been blowing my load to this years ago. anyfuck enjoy.



sadly the assholes running male encounter had some sort of no nudity policy so we dont get the full monty here. but we can use these pics which have been around for a while to help imagine what it would have been like if he had stripped off everything.


this is still not as hot as it could have been to see his dick bouncing around on stage but. itll do. now would someone go see if there were any gay porn stars in the 90s named chan crawford?


cause if aaron james taught us anything its that stripping leads to having sex with men.









well ta fuckers. channings waiting for me in bed.


channy says we're going to be having a very long fuck session and hes going to start by sticking his fingers in my ass and seeing if he can get my ass to tatum again.

Get Ready For Your Ass To Cum.

heres a post i did a while ago and forgot about.

first off we have hole puckering hottie rove mcmanus asking famous hole puckering hotties who they'd go gay for.



this one is my favorite cause he asks hugh jackman. he said me fyi.



here we have the sexy chas licciardello, who was in the vid above, trying to prove porn is realistic.



heres a longer version of chas snogging rove.



this one is long but its some really hot chippendales in some really tiny swimwear.



heres something thats way too short. nick adams at broadway bares. you may have already seen it but. watch it again.



here nick shows us his power over the male asshole by making a chorus line of fags pucker uncontrollably.



heres david wolfman williams.



admittedly he doesnt look his best there. so i give you this to prove hes totally fuckable under all that dreadful beard.



but back to rove. lets watch as he eye fucks bruno.

Is Your Hole Already Puckering With Anticipation?

once again lets start with 90210 stud adam gregory. or as i like to call him adam faggery.


i dont know what to do first. play with his balls, lick his chest, or stick my dick in his mouth? maybe he should just bend me over and fuck the shit out of me? bitches dont get to make choices. and id be happy to be his bitch.


here is sexy finnish sprinter markus poyhonen.


i hope hes not gonna use that dildo in front of all those people...until i get there.


we havent had these sexy skins fags on here in a while.


looks like they're still fighting over gay-j.


i bet he swallows.


you see a bunch of sexy irish rugger buggers spraying each other with champagne. i see a bunch of sexy irish rugger buggers covering each other in cum.


and this ones a cummer.


so these two cuties are from some brit show called coach trip.


this one is tom.


and this one is matt.


like all hot brits i find myself lusting after they're straight.


i think.


matt does seem to be into tom. i think he wants a kiss. on his ass lips.


they do make a cute couple.


okay im seriously starting to doubt they're heterosexuality.


there is one way to know for sure but i cant tell if toms hole is puckering or not.


here's the always boner inducing cristiano ronaldo. he just joined some new soccer team or something. i guess all his old teammates couldnt take his monster cock anymore.


you cant tell but all the straight guys in the stands are jerking off. the gay ones are fingering themselves. they know just looking at crissy will make them cum.


lets play a game of whose hole is puckering.

first we have justin timbersnake and chace cumfuck. im gonna say justins hole is puckering since justy isnt hot enough anymore to get chaces hole puckering. his dick hard? yes. his hole puckering? no.


definitely zac. davids hole doesnt pucker. hes too much of a man. if i didnt know any better id think david already had a finger up zacs ass.


heres a wild guess but im gonna say the old queen. crissy seems embarrassed for him. but he knows the old queen just cant help himself.


and for our final round of guess whose hole is puckering the answer is.....

mine!!!!!