So Apparently Every Fag Was Invited To The Teen Choice Awards But Me.

no really. every twink ive ever had a wet dream about was there. the fagalicious chace crawford.

that other fag taylor.

and my new favorite fag david archuleta.

so as you can see david is quite pleased to be next to the rather studly john cena.

hes smiling cause john is telling him what hes going to do him in bed later that night.

it looks like john is about to whack him across the ass but david doesnt seem to mind. kinky bitch.

but now david seems a little nervous since john is threatening to shove that bottle up his ass.

but that wouldnt scare taylor who is a rather experienced bottom. im sure he could fit that hole surfboard up his sloppy ass.

so does wanting to have a threesome with these two making me bi? i dont want to fuck her. i just want to stare at her naked.

so do we think hes well hung? i dont care. i just want him in my mouth.

now more importantly do we think these two have fucked each other yet? and even more importantly which one is the top? oh who am i kidding. rob is totally the top. and i bet taylor likes it hard.

gotta love that ass. looks like hes squeezing. robs cum must still be up there.

oh chace. i just want lick your face. after i cum on it. in fact lets all cum on his face. i think he'd like it.

as if we needed any more proof that chace likes to shove that pretty pink penis in boy holes here he is looking rather happy to be standing next to zac efron.

and now its time to play everyone's favorite game whose hole is puckering: the zefron edition.

zac of chace? totally zac. chace is still playing it cool. zac looks like hes just experienced his first anal orgasm.

zac or david? david. zac is still thinking about that anal orgasm. david is about to run to the bathroom to clean up all the ass spooge.

okay i get it. your ass is so close to zac efron you could mount his cock. stop rubbing it in my face. cunt.

seriously? ugh!!! i hate this bitch. first zac makes his ass tatum and now hes about to get double penetrated by zac and john cena?!?!?! ive got total ass envy.

okay i need to stop talking about all the twinks i didnt get to fuck this week.

lets move on to true blood. spoilers bitches.

How Many Fags Does It Take To Give Me A Boner? This Many!

i love crissy but i may need to take a temporary break from posting pics of him cause my ass is started to get numb from cumming all the time.


i just want him to throw me across his knee and spank me with those big hands of his.


so apparently crissy wrote a book about cum. makes sense. hes the expert.


love the diamond earrings. crissy knows how to accessorize.


and heres elliot tittensor who seems happiest with something phallic in his mouth. since hes a flaming queer ill assume these chicks are trannys.


elliot doing what he does best.


yes smokings bad but he looks hot here and i love watching him indulge his oral fixation.


hey zeffy. what are you doing down there?


zeffy knows how to strut!


apparently these photos were taken in west hollywood so im guessing hes running from some rabid twinks.


and here is zeffy engaging in the weho mating call by sticking his ass out and waiting for someone to take his pretty pink manpuss for a ride.


and here we have twilight fag kelly lutz. thats an interesting position you're in kelly. so is she sporting a strap-on or is she a chick with a dick?


and heres sexy mma fighter matthew riddle. can we lick him please?


nice bulge. cant blame the old queen for checking it out.


sorry honey. im not into fisting.


but you can slip a finger or two back there.


so this is brit singer austin drage.


and this is his hairy ass.


is this what he looks like when hes sucking cock?


i leave you with this.

Because It's Been Way Too Long Since My Last Post

cant type. cum leaking out of every orifice i have.


i think we can agree that sam worthington is sexy as fuck.


ew. never mind.


much better.


now lets wash all of that fug out of our eyes with some pretty. heres uber hot footie player akos buzsaky.



hes soooo adorable.


and here is his ass.


why is chace's face so shiny? it must be covered in cum.


dick sucking lips!!


zac is so pretty.


he must be thinking about cock.


and now he must be thinking about sticking it in his ass.


the future mrs. tim frix.


can i please just sit on his face already?


nice earrings girlfriend!


here is sexiest man alive (in my heart. suck it johnny depp!!!) huge jackman. er huge junkman. no wait. hugh jack my cock. oh fuck it.


can you imagine having this on top of you?


to bad hes not gay.


i dont rim. but. if i was there it would have been hard to resist the urge to bury my face in his ass. what? i dont have anything else to stick in there. im a confirmed bottom.


okay now hes just begging for it. fag.


ttfn cunts!!