omigod!!!! how many teammates do you think crissys turned gay in the locker room? i bet when he drops the soap they're too busy fighting over who gets to fuck him to take advantage of the situation giving crissy enough time to escape.
so this is the only taylor that matters to me. taylor kitsch.
what the fuck? is this some sort of water sports thing? im not into that but if it means getting to fuck taylor ill pee all over him.
get away from my tay-tay bitch!!!
what did i just tell you?
now go after the jump so we can take a minute to acknowledge how awesome true blood was last night. bewere of spoilers. and vampires turning you gay.
so a lot of cool stuff happened in the premiere. werewolves showed up, queen sophie almost ripped erics luscious balls off, pam became the first lesbian i really want to be friends with, and jessica killed some guy. but none of that matters. heres all you need to know.
eric is like a fuck machine. literally. butt maching boys should look into hiring him.
jason showed off the most beautiful ass ever and finally realized hes gay. at least thats what im taking that whole erectile dysfunction thing to mean. he cant get it up cause vaginas are gross.
and finally we found out that bill wasnt kidnapped. he left sookie to be with sam. while watching you may have gotten confused and thought it was a dream. it wasnt. sam didnt wake up alone and confused because he was dreaming. it was because bill fucked the crap out of him and then went on his merry way.
later fangbangers!
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