My Mother Saw My Boyfriend's Dick: A Cock-tionary Tale By Tim Frix

so heres a piece of advice. next time you decide to walk around your boyfriends apartment naked check to make sure his mothers not there first. especially if the night before your boyfriend told you his mother was coming over to take him to brunch. sure you may have been too busy nursing a hang over to think rationally but guess what? your boyfriend doesnt give a fuck!

but seriously. why do these fucking things always happen to me?! cause if it wasnt already awkward enough my mother saw my boyfriend dripping wet covered only by a towel things are even more awkward now that shes seen his dick. the dick he uses every night to fuck her son until he cums all over himself like a little bitch. oh and to add insult to injury when he realized his folly and turned to walk back into my room he did so slowly. as though he wasnt even embarrassed. and then, to top it all off. he. scratched. his. ass. so as you can imagine brunch was extremely uncomfortable. i spent most of the time in silence, hoping my mother wouldnt bring up the events that had just transpired. she on the other hand talked. and talked. and talked. hoping to avoid some sort of awkward conversation lull. fun times!

and of course when i got home i found no sympathy. ab thought it was funny, i can only assume rm agreed with him since he was too busy laughing his ass off to express his thoughts on the issue, and my sister simply wondered aloud how long it had been since my mother had seen a cock. rmgf was the only one who felt my pain as her mother once saw rm naked. though it was under different circumstances as he was on top of rmgf at the time.

so, have you guys ever had a parent see your boyfriend naked? howd you deal with it? live in complete denial or face it head on? and do you agree with rmgf that i should just be grateful that when my mother finally saw my boyfriend naked his dick was flaccid and hanging between his legs as opposed to being hard and balls deep in my ass? cause personally i think i would have preferred it in my ass than her actually seeing it.

well if you'll excuse me rm sounds like a hyena when he laughs and its annoying me. so i think ill go smother him with a pillow. or my ass.

Edie's Not Really Dead, Right? She Faked Her Death, Right? She's Cumming Back, Right?!

i was in denial until today. kept hoping that it was all a dream. or that maybe she would be in a coma. but just like that edie britt went out not with a bang but with a whimper. sure it was the whimper of a woman enjoying some hunk eating her puss out. but still. i guess i just always figured if they ever really killed edie she'd die in an explosion or maybe at the hands of susan. not in some weird car crash/electrocution. it was nice though getting to see the nice-ish side of edie. but it was a huuuuuge mistake to kill her off. cause whos gonna get all those flaccid, neglected dicks on wisteria lane hard now? speaking of dick. travers got hot! but is anyone surprised edie's son turned out to be hunk? so, do we think he likes the cock as much as his mom did? he is in an all boys school after all. and from what i hear those boys are all a bunch of queens.

and speaking of queens was bitches & sluts a total let down or what? sure we got this hot kiss...



but i am pissed b&s passed up the opportunity for what could have been a groundbreaking move towards equality. or at least jerk-off material for me. not only was it cruel to tease us like that it was fucking unbelievable. we all know scotty and kevin are both bottoms so you know neither one of them is satisfied in this sham of a marriage. and there is no way their twitching holes would let them turn down chads offer to bend them over and fuck them into oblivion. besides, scotty and kevin should not be allowed to even think about saying no to a guy that hot. if anything it should have been the other way around. cause truth be told i never understood chad's attraction to kevin. or scottys for that matter. sure its sweet to show a plain gay like kevin get all these sexy guys but we all know in real life chad and scotty would be fucking each other and they wouldnt even give kevin a second glance. dont deny it. the gays dont watch this show for kevin. we watch it to see what cock hes gonna get to ride next. and the fact that he didnt ride chads tonight is inexcusable. fuck that show and fuck you all.

Make It Stop!

crissy. is. mine. bitch!!!!

I Hate Top Chef

they took jeff away from me!!! at least i still have my hunky finnish sausage.

It's Official. I Will No Longer Watch Project Runway With A Boner. Oh Well. Bye Keith. Please Fuck Me.

is it just me or did the tears make him even hotter? i totally wanted to suck his cock to make him feel better.

Rrrr! Here Be Hot Booty. And Cock. Mostly Cock.

update: all images removed. sorry.

so im in a bad mood and as such refuse to be witty. here you go.



more inside. no not inside there. you wish.

People Need To Fuck Off

so nothing special seems to happen today except for when i see this hottie. im leaving the store and i pass this gorgeous guy. kind of a pretty boy. gorgeous, young, amazing bod begging to be ravaged. but at the same time he has this edge. this demeanor. this don't fuck with me sort of thing going on. but it was subtle. if you were farther away you may not have noticed it but up close i saw it. i saw it in his eyes. and i wanted him. i wanted him to throw me down with the pretty and the edge and take me. but he didn't. cause he was probably straight. cause they all are. i don't know why but they just are. life's not fair like that. anyway he went in the store and i went the other way thinking about him. wondering if he might be in the army or something cause even though his hair was grown out a little it looked like it was a buzz cut not to long ago. hmm. so because he was hot and because in my head he was this take no prisoners fuck you silly soldier boy he was all i could think about. he was in the fiber of my being. until i saw something else pretty and shiny and forgot all about him. :)

then at another store i am remined that people are stupid. people get on my nerves. they need to shut the fuck up. they need to stop saying stupid things. just cause im nice to you doesn't mean i like you. it means my mother raised me to be nice. meanwhile im thinking about bitch slapping you from here to the other end of the store. that's why im smiling. not cause im happy to talk to you. but because in my mind you've just slammed into the wall screaming in pain. okay maybe im being rude. you can't help yourself. maybe next time you wont say something that sets that dark place in my head off thinking of all the different ways i want to hurt you. then again. maybe not.

listening to this though makes me less cranky.



good fucks.

Firefox Is Fucking With Me

anyone else having trouble with firefox over the last day or so? it keeps quiting on me. i thought maybe it was some sort of system problem everyone might be having. whatever it is im pissed. lets all vent in the comments.

Oh. My. God!!!!!

oh my god. im kind of in shock right now. all i keep doing is saying oh my god in a constant loop. im really in shock. im like, i dont know if i've ever felt like this. no tiffany is not out. im not gonna cry but i am in a bit of shock and i think im somewhat entitled. so. do you guys read brent corrigan's blog? you should. its a good read. i've read it ever since he was on his old site but then drama happened and he had to move to a knew one. i read every single post off his old blog and every single post off his new one. and just recently i started commenting. not a lot. like twice but i was doing it. and it was cool cause i had been reading for so long. anyone that's been reading his stuff knows about all the drama he's had to go through. well anyway, i've been a fan from reading his blogs. his porn not so much. i'm sure its entertaining and id love to see it. i have actually but i only saw two scenes. the point is its not his porn that made me a fan. its his blog. its really fun and interesting. and he put a lot of himself out there. he held back on some stuff but he still put himself under the microscope so to speak. well anyway, recently things started looking up. he just put out a new video that was all his own. he directed it and starred in it. he was talking about doing another one and he was also considering finally getting together a members site. he also is going to be in another gay sequel. he seemed really happy and it was like things were looking up for him. and it was cool cause it was nice to see him slowing crawling his way back to the top after all these years of his struggling. only now he's gone. after all these years of reading he's gone. he wrote this really beautiful heart breaking post. a dear john of sorts. its a great read and i don't think he's ever been more open and honest. anyway i understand in a way why he's leaving. but at the same time im shocked cause i could see this happening a few months ago. but now things seemed to be looking up so its kind of a surprise. anyway i just hope that he is happy and that he is able to become successful in whatever it is he decides to do now that he will be drifting back into obscurity. i also hope he considers to keep on blogging. just because he's no longer leading a public life doesn't mean he shouldn't blog. plenty of people blog about pointless shit no one cares about. look at me. he could call it brent corrigan becomes a nobody. and i would read every single post. and i would love it. cause i never really liked him for his porn (though he did help me get two great loads.) i just liked him for him. he was funny, and silly, and hot, and his writing was entertaining and since i really didn't see much of his work it was more like reading some random twenty year old's blog about his various struggles than a blog by a porn star. oh well. sorry for rambling about all this. you can get back to whatever you were doing before. good night and good fucks.

Fuck!! Shit Ass Mother Fucking Cunt Ass Mother Fuckers!!!

sorry about my french, but i've been trying to get together a new pic post of goodies i found over at fmf for over an hour now and i still can't get blogger to accept the pics. ahhhhhhh!!!!!! fuck you and your silly orange logo!! okay. i feel better now. i think i'm gonna pretend like this whole day never happened. if i drank i'd probably go get tanked but i dont so instead i think i'll treat myself to a bunch of junk food and an amazing load later tonight. oh and willy left a comment earlier. i was happy about it for a second but now i'm too pissed to care. good night and good fucks.

My Shitty Mood

so i've come to realize having a blah day isn't all that bad compared to having a shitty day which is exactly what i got after going out to run some errands. fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!! i'm very pissed right now and the only thing that can make it better is dick, but since i don't have a boyfriend, refuse to have anonymous sex with some random loser, and you guys won't send me any pics i'm gonna go look at pics of random hotties with dick in hand and finger up ass. that is all.



p.s. please stand by for an important upcoming post that will allow all of you to decide something that i think is a very important part of this blog's future. thats right fuckers, the polls will soon be open. again. and i'd like it if more than 11 people would vote. because trust me, this is far more important than who the next president is. right? right. thank you.

I'm Sorry. Again.

i know, i know. it seems like this fucking place has become a forum for me to apologize to the various people i piss off. the moral here? i really need to learn blogger/chatter etiquette. but until then i just want to say sorry to my latest victim. i was chatting with this fucking hot argentinian trying to get him to send pics to the blog. he said no and i didnt care cause i figured he wouldnt but i really didnt care when he said hed send the pics just to me! so im like hell yeah!!! well he sent them and hes gorgeous and wow i want him! anyway then he wanted pics from me and we know i dont do that so he gave me the cold shoulder and i guess i deserved it. oh well. who do you think im gonna piss of next? anyone want to place a bet?

I'm Sorry

so, willy would be proud of me. i pissed someone off today. except i didnt do it on purpose. i wont go into details but i was joking around with him and said something that pissed him of and needless to say he may never talk to me again. which sucks cause, well, ill admit i have a slight crush on him. he's really cute and well i actually talked about him here. anyway i just want to say im sorry and i guess he wont read this cause i didnt tell him about the blog but i really am cause i didn't think hed take what i said seriously. oh well. someone want to send me a pic to make me feel better? no? please.....oh and by the way what do you do when you piss off your crush? who may or may not be into guys.

Come Back!

so, i'm feeling a bit...down. i mean yeah one of my favorite bloggers linked to me and it almost made me cum and all but then i found out some bad news. one of the things i was proud about as this blog started taking off, well not really taking off, but started gaining a snails pace of momentum was the fact that i had a lot of overseas readers. the states accounted for about 70% of my readership but the other 30 was a diverse group of aussies and brits and asians, and other people who escape me at the moment. but the point is i had a blog read by people all over the world. and i was proud of that if nothing else. but then something happened. they jumped ship. i went from having 30% non-american readers to 11%. yes thats right some of my readerships has disappeared. i cant say that i blame them cause aside from the simpson i haven't posted well anything really. i mean i try to come up with some random shit to entertain you guys who see fit to return to this barren wasteland but well i get it if you leave. its just that i dont want you to. well, anyway im worried that my fellow countrymen could be next. uh, i shudder to think. anyway, i really hope you guys keep coming back. ive been a little boring lately but trust me im gonna fix that. i haven't jerked off in a while and i have a bad case of blue balls so expect a post about a nice big load coming soon. and ill add more favorite vids to my xtube profile as well to make it easier for you to find hot vids over there. not that it matters. i checked and my page still has zero views. which is sad because i found some really hot stuff over there that i put on my page. anyway, i hope more of you start sending pics so this thing will become a bit more interesting. but don't worry those of you who are still coming over and maybe, possibly still enjoying yourselves. i will persevere. i aint going anywhere! now if you'll excuse me im gonna go check out city solo. he always puts me in a good mood. usually because he always manages to be crankier than i am. and well one mans pain is another mans pleasure. yes i guess i have a bit of a sadistic side. deal with it.

Had A Bad Day

rrr. i had a bad day. sciupa has disappeared. and hes like the best blog ever. someone hold me. or send me a pic of your dick. either or.