WillySmith Graced This Blog With His Presence! Again!!

so willy left this comment for me on the last post:

Oh dear god, are you still prattling on???

and i know what you're thinking. he's being mean. but you're wrong. you're so fucking wrong. see willy knows hes my favorite blogger. a blogger above all bloggers. even the ones who give me porn. and the level of lust and admiration i have for those guys is like off the charts. willy knows that every time he acknowledges me i cum all over myself. and our relationship has always been like this. and im okay with that. he can verbally spank me all he wants until we meet. when the real spanking begins. and he knows that since he hasnt posted in so long im totally feeling dejected and alone so hes just letting me know he hasnt forgotten about me. see this is the gateway. now hes just acknowlegding our love. soon though we'll meet and then ill charm him with the vice-like grip of my ass. and then we'll get gay married. we're totally gonna be the gay blogger power couple!!!! i love you willy smith!!!!!

Wrongsville

so i discovered a new blog which i read over the last couple days and which will be added to my blogroll. its really good and i love it and its called wrongsville and its really enjoyable. its very funny and snarky and its a good read but one of the enjoyable parts was actually willy. yes willy made an appearance in the comments with his usual brand of verbal abuse and one of my favorites was:

W,

I'm bored. Would you please write something entertaining?

-W

and i thought, my god willy must be a complete nightmare during sex. i see him now laying down with some silly little bottom riding his cock (i like to think of willy as a top) writhing around in a complete state of euphoria squeezing his ass as tight as he can sweat gathering around his hole providing even more lube. the bottom is rock hard and giving the best performance of his life hopping up and down like a little bunny never letting go of his vice grip when willy says: i'm bored would you please do something entertaining? any way dont forget to vote in the poll and please leave comments letting dk know how much we enjoyed his cock so he'll send more pics. wwbd?

Here Is Some Music Without Feelings

cause feelings are yucky. and willy doesn't like them. so im keeping my mouth shut and just letting you all enjoy the music. so here is hello tomorrow. and dont forget to vote in my fucking poll! good night and good fucks.

Let's Call This One "Even More Random Shit From A Random And Sometimes Shitty, But Improving, Blog"

so here's some random stuff i've been meaning to tell you and some random stuff i just thought of. first, someone voted in the poll and likes good night and good fucks. yay! dont know who it was but thank you. second, that guy i told you about the nice one, he's gonna be sending some pics to the blog. i dont know when but thats okay. i can be patient. other than that all i can say is he is a young bottom who thinks he'll get off on knowing other guys will be....well getting off on his pics. also, im not sure why but some of the pics in older posts are disappearing. i might know why but then again i might not. bloggers confusing and im still getting used to it so the reason i think they're disappearing may not be the reason at all. does that make any since? anyway, im sorry but those posts seem so old now i dont think it really matters. and ill be doing plenty of those pic posts for the foreseeable future so ill make it up to you. in the mean time if you really want to see the pics i was talking about the links still work. lastly, anonymous im still waiting for you, my resident xtube genius, to help me out with my little problem. i also want those pics of your dick. my dick is salivating at the thought. and whenever it does that i simply must jerk off and each time i do that im waisting a load that could be devoted to your pics :) good day, and good fucks.

Pics

so willy says i should post pics. and since i do as willy tells me to here they are. i hope you enjoy them.

this is doug of fight quest. he's looks really sexy all bloody and shit.


mmmm. this is what you call a real man. i just want to lick his chest.


this is jimmy of the same show. he's sooo hot. i just want cum all over his head.


here the two are together. threesome anyone?


cock tease.

link

jonathan tucker. loved him in the deep end and i would love him even more in mine.


mmmmm. his body is just amazing.

link

this is for my aussie readers. this is a contestant on their version of so you think you can dance?


but i wanna know, so you think you can fuck me? hard? like really hard? cause seriously i want it rough.


this is one of the judges. kinda cute.

link

gaspard ulliel. love him. the french are soo hot.


and even though he could play the joker without the need of make-up i still want him to take me for a ride.


he's making himself all pretty for me.

link

mitch hewer. gotta love.


he's looking a bit out of it here.


but i don't mind. that'll just make it easier to have my way with him.

link

now i'm off to watch eating out. im a little late to the party but whatever. i've been wanting to see it for forever now and i finally found it online.


ryan carnes. so cute. wish they'd bring him back on dh.


lucky bastard.


i can't talk right now. i'm feeding tim my cock. yeah suck it bitch!


why cant men go full frontal more often.


love it. wish they'd done this on dh.

link

well i hope you enjoyed that. what did you think willy? go on. i can take it.

Sympathy For A Blogger

what is wrong with you people?!?!!?! what must i do to please you?! yes that means you willy!!! i've already responded to your snide remarks in the comments, but i felt i had to say it again. please people, have some sympathy....

Bobbie Gentry

willy said i should post more songs and less feelings and since i'm perfectly happy being his blogger bitch, im gonna do as i'm told. here are two more songs i like. i dont usually like country, but there are a hand full of songs i cant help but enjoy. and pretty much all of them are older songs. here are two pretty depressing songs by bobbie gentry. the first is ode to billy joe. looooove this song.



and here is fancy. another song i love. bobbie's just so cute here. and yes we are on a first name basis.



now before anyone says anything, yes i do realize fancy is a more fast paced song. its rhythm is a bit more upbeat. but its still kinda depressing. listen to the lyrics. its about a woman who was turned out by her own mother. she's a gold digger. a hooker. a whore. she got success laying on her back and being fucked in the ass on all fours which is all well and good and usually enjoyable except that it was probably by dirty old men. if that's not depressing i don't know what is.

Hollyoaks, Fingering, And The Weepies

so last night after chatting with a nice guy, and enjoying a little hollyoaks (john paul and craig are finally starting to get steamy. out here anyway.) i enjoyed a little anal pleasure to lift my spirits. you have to check this vid out. soooo hot! i love the bottom for putting on a good show, but hate him for hogging that dick all to himself. sadly i didn't have a lot of time cause it was late and i needed to get to bed so i sped up to the six minute mark which is when they start fucking and had the best 5 minutes of my day. anyway, now that i'm in a better mood, i can fully appreciate how cool it is that not only did willy link to the blog but he took the time out to leave a comment and it was a nice one at that!! i'm totally gonna take his advice and start blogging when i get depressed. it'll be a good outlet for me and apparently create some good posts for you guys to read. anyway i'm glad you liked the song willy. i looked up that one you told me about and it was pretty good.



here's another song i used to listen to a lot and just discovered again. hope you like it. it used to make me cry back when i had tears. probably still could but so far i refuse to let it. i couldnt find an official video so i put this instead. enjoy. frix out.

Fuck!! Shit Ass Mother Fucking Cunt Ass Mother Fuckers!!!

sorry about my french, but i've been trying to get together a new pic post of goodies i found over at fmf for over an hour now and i still can't get blogger to accept the pics. ahhhhhhh!!!!!! fuck you and your silly orange logo!! okay. i feel better now. i think i'm gonna pretend like this whole day never happened. if i drank i'd probably go get tanked but i dont so instead i think i'll treat myself to a bunch of junk food and an amazing load later tonight. oh and willy left a comment earlier. i was happy about it for a second but now i'm too pissed to care. good night and good fucks.

Willy

so i've gone through and found all the posts that mention willy and given him his own tag. why? because i am completely obsessed with his blog. he is like the male incarnation of karen from will and grace. which is great cause i was in love with karen but she was always lacking something. a dick. but now i've found willy so its all good. haha. so if you, like me, always loved karen and thought, it would be great if the gay man trapped inside those massive tits was let out to play, go meet that gay man over at willys blog! but dont leave a comment. he'd hate that.

Hypocrite!!!

willy thinks im a hypocrite. and hes right. i am. but if i put a picture of my dick here on the blog well...you know how they say taking a picture takes a piece of the soul or some shit like that? well my dick has a soul, and it might stop functioning properly if it loses some of it. and we dont want that now do we?

p.s. can i just take a moment to say how much i enjoy that willy called me out? i have been waiting for this day for a while now!! i dont know why but even the slightest verbal abuse from him gets me hard! is that bad?

Can I Have Them All Please? (AKA Goodbye)

so im supposed to be here awaiting instructions from willy regarding the blog switch off, but i haven't heard anything yet and im worried enemy agents from the right wing may have intercepted him. whats that you say? i dont live in the universe of spys and double agents. james bond and ethan hunt. yeah well fuck you. let me have my fantasy. anyway i haven't posted hot pics in a while, but i think these will more than make up for it as i've gone above and beyond and found some hot stuff. i like to think of this as my goodbye post. here goes...

this is sean lamont. he plays rugby. id like him to fuck me.


i mean look at that face.


and the dick. ooo the dick. hes just perfect in everyway.

link

here he is with his brother, rory.


rory and i are dating but he doesn't realize im only screwing him to get close to his brother.


not that im not enjoying myself with him. i figure i should just keep both of them.

link

this is simon webster. also a rugby player. also fuckable.

link

broadway star cheyenne jackson. hes probably the only guy here i have a chance with as hes openly gay.


i love his legs. i want him to wrap them around me.

link

hugh jackman. nuff said.

link

ryan phillipe. left his wife for me not that whore abbie by the way.

link

and more of the hotness that is michael lewis. by the way, why haven't i gotten any pics from my israeli readers?

link

hope you enjoy and as always follow the links for more hotness. oh and this is a link to a vid of a hot tennis player getting a rub down.

Um....Fuck I Never Know What To Title These Things

ok so first things first. dont be surprised if things here on the blog change a bit. i might become a bit crankier and start complaining about this douche named conner. why? because me and willy are switching blogs. hes been getting too much attention and im not getting enough so its perfect. as such i must ask that you ignore all earlier posts begging for you to comment and instead just keep doing what you've been doing ie ignoring me to make willy feel comfortable.

also welcome to dit. he just left a comment which is good and all but i do hope he doesnt do it again cause any little thing could set willy off. anyway he did a really sweet thing and linked to my blog from his so im doing the same. it looks really cool and hes got pics of hot guys so of course im on board. ill probably start reading his tonight. he hasn't been posting for too long so ill probably start from the beginning and be caught up by the end of the week. he thinks im funny so of course i plan to make him my new best friend. anyway thats all i got for now. later.

Oh. My. God!

so i'm kind of on cloud nine right now. why you ask? because my blog idol, willy smith linked to me! i was speechless. he had a link up to something about a hematoma and i was like "hmm, what the hell is that a link to?" so i clicked on it. and it was my blog!!! my fucking blog!!! i've been reading his blog for a while and now that i finally have a blogger id i started commenting. but i had no fucking clue that he had read the blog before. i don't know what to say. i think i could delete this thing and let it die with me being happy knowing that he read it. and saw fit to link to it. i dont even care if he liked it or not. he read it and that means...well i dont know but its cool when your idol acknowledges you! i don't know what to say except thank you, thank you, thank you!!! im gonna go now. what am i gonna do you ask? go read that post over and over and follow the link back here realizing each time that he knows who i am. he really, really knows who i am!

wait a second. im happy. im actually excited about something. im enjoying life and looking forward to living more of it. and that goes against everything that willy stands for. no, no i don't care that hes read the blog. i dont give a shit. you hear that willy? fuck you! and your little blog too. haha jk.