I Don't Hate You. I Just Think You're A Dick. But Thats Okay. I Like Dick.

so i have an anonymous reader. a new one. probably not my anonymous from way back (are you still out there by the way?). anyway hes been getting on my nerves. so ive decided to make this post to address some of his comments to set the record straight for him and anyone else that thinks the same things he does. so here is his first comment that started it all that he made on this post:

Actually, I don't know what's gayer-

Two guys going on a picninc together
or
A guy as obssessed with shows like Gossip Girl as you are.

Cut the guy some slack. At least he's trying to be sweet.

so this was fair. picnics may not rock my boat but ab was being sweet and like i said i did enjoy myself a little. so anyway i responded with this:

for your information i am obsessed with gossip girl because i am lusting after chace crawford and want to have sweaty, dirty, wild sex with him all night long. and there is nothing gay about man on man sex. oh wait. shit.

so then he comes back with this:

Uh-huh

It just doesn't make sense for someone to bitch about a person being too gay when they themselves are a card carrying member of the my little pony fairy princess club. That would be like paris hilton calling someone a stupid slut.

so then i come back with:

well i think she would know.

so here is what i have to say. boy likes girl. top like bottom. butch like lipstick lez. opposites attract. and what attracts me is hot, straight acting guys. jock/frat types. like jessie from big brother. not jack mcfarland. which is why someone who watches gossip girl would like someone who watches football. i refuse to apologize for that. also, i have never nor would i ever play with my little fucking pony. and i am not a fairy or a princess. yes the sight of chace crawford causes a state of euphoria that can only be described as girlish glee but thats about as close to a princess as i get. so fuck you asshole. and another thing, i never called him gay. i said buying flowers for a guy is gay. and fyi he didnt buy me flowers or take me on a picnic cause hes gay. it was cause until recently hes dated chicks and they're into all of that stuff.

so moving right along then i get another anonymous comment on this post and i believe it was left by the same guy. here it is:

why do you always comment your own blog mac20/dickophile?

http://i36.tinypic.com/oid9vt.jpg

now i am not entirely sure what that picture proves other than that anonymous has a lot of time on his hands, but i am not nor have i ever been mac20. mac20 is just some guy that reads my blog and said something about me that i liked. a perfect descriptor of me. i am manic at times. i am most definitely adorable. and even in my current state of frustration i am really fucking horny. you see mac20 gets me. he describes me perfectly, and i wanted to share it with everyone cause its both spot on and funny. so just so you know anonymous i am not mac20. he is not me. and i dont comment on my own blog other than in response to other people and using the name dickophile. i dont know who you are (willy maybe?) but seriously, fuck you! unless you're hot. then you can do and say whatever you want to me. but other wise fuck. you. dick head. in fact, fuck you all.

Thanks Anonymous!

you're the best.

Anonymous Is Back (Or Did He Never Leave?)

yay!! he's still out there. somewhere. being all anonymous and invisible.

You Guys Really Like Fucking

in case you hadn't noticed, good night and good fucks is shaping up to be the undisputed winner of the sign-off poll. there's 16 days left so there could be an upset but i doubt it and im okay with that cause good fucks are my favorite too. bad fucks are pointless. so keep voting in that poll but also check out the new one where we will try to predict the gossip girl gay. also, please send pics. im bored. oh and expect two skins recaps soon as i still haven't done last weeks and will soon be doing this weeks. what else? oh why did dongy only get three comments? he, er, his dick deserved better. im frankly very disappointed in all of you. oh well. and whats up with anonymous. where are you? what are you doing? how's your dick? is it hard? will you fuck me with it? and what about our xtube problem? leave a comment cause im bored. that is all.

Let's Call This One "Even More Random Shit From A Random And Sometimes Shitty, But Improving, Blog"

so here's some random stuff i've been meaning to tell you and some random stuff i just thought of. first, someone voted in the poll and likes good night and good fucks. yay! dont know who it was but thank you. second, that guy i told you about the nice one, he's gonna be sending some pics to the blog. i dont know when but thats okay. i can be patient. other than that all i can say is he is a young bottom who thinks he'll get off on knowing other guys will be....well getting off on his pics. also, im not sure why but some of the pics in older posts are disappearing. i might know why but then again i might not. bloggers confusing and im still getting used to it so the reason i think they're disappearing may not be the reason at all. does that make any since? anyway, im sorry but those posts seem so old now i dont think it really matters. and ill be doing plenty of those pic posts for the foreseeable future so ill make it up to you. in the mean time if you really want to see the pics i was talking about the links still work. lastly, anonymous im still waiting for you, my resident xtube genius, to help me out with my little problem. i also want those pics of your dick. my dick is salivating at the thought. and whenever it does that i simply must jerk off and each time i do that im waisting a load that could be devoted to your pics :) good day, and good fucks.

Thanks!

thank you anonymous!! and dont forget to send me your dick. or rather pics of you dick. sending me your actual dick would probably cause a lot of pain and mean you have some serious issues. haha!

I Need Your Help Anonymous

so i already answered this in the comments but since im writing this post anyway i just thought id say it again. yes anonymous send me your pics! i promise not to post them, but i must see your dick! all eight inches of it. anyway, back to the real reason for this post. you helped me with xtube before so i hope you can do it again. i currently have the address to the blog here written there. but i want to make it a link to make it easier and more inviting for people to come here from there. anyway i dont know if you can create a link, but if you can and you know how please let me know anony. thank you.

Anonymous Has Spoken

so i was just going through the comments and anonymous has spoken. because it was buried on the second page somewhere i decided to post his response. here it is:

Sorry! :) I wasn't ignoring you! Just needed to come back and catch up on the posts! Here's a little about me. I live in Indiana, I am a teacher, I am 35 years old and I have an 8 inch dick :) Hope that satisfied some curiousities :)

satisfied? definitely. the fact that you're a teacher is a real turn on. i can already see you spanking me with a ruler after class before we..... anyway tell me are you taken? and i i must ask, how'd you like to send a pic of that 8 incher. its safe to say you'd be our biggest dick so far. im sure the readers would love it. you've already got a nickname, so why not?

I'm Just Gonna Call This One Random Shit Cause Frankly That's What Is....

its random and its shit so dont even finish reading it. anyway first off today i spot a cute boy as im getting in the car. im pissed cause he goes into the place i just left and if we had been in there together i would throw him down and hop on right out in front of everyone. oh well. second anonymous has returned and left a comment on here somewhere. he did however ignore my who is anonymous post and as such i will ask again. who are you? who who? who who? also i think ill update my links soon to add more blogs i like that i just never got around to adding. oh and last but not least would all you please stop bugging me the incessant comments and emails. give a gay some room to breathe!

p.s. buy brent corrigan's summit!! why? because i said so!

Who Is Anonymous?

ive been thinking about this a lot lately. who is anonymous? where did he come from? what does he do? where does he live? what are his dreams? does he have a big dick? you know, the important things. so if you're reading this anonymous tell us about yourself. we're all curious.