Quickie

first off you should totally check out this hot blog i found called behind the gay door which is totally a reference to anal. i think. well you get to see plenty of cock either way.

second i just want to say thanks to all my fellow bloggers that link to me but i wanted to know if you could please change the title on your links from dick pics to dickophiles cum-filled world? i thought the blog lists would change on their own but they havent so if you could please fix that. thanks.

go fuck something.

I Don't Hate You. I Just Think You're A Dick. But Thats Okay. I Like Dick.

so i have an anonymous reader. a new one. probably not my anonymous from way back (are you still out there by the way?). anyway hes been getting on my nerves. so ive decided to make this post to address some of his comments to set the record straight for him and anyone else that thinks the same things he does. so here is his first comment that started it all that he made on this post:

Actually, I don't know what's gayer-

Two guys going on a picninc together
or
A guy as obssessed with shows like Gossip Girl as you are.

Cut the guy some slack. At least he's trying to be sweet.

so this was fair. picnics may not rock my boat but ab was being sweet and like i said i did enjoy myself a little. so anyway i responded with this:

for your information i am obsessed with gossip girl because i am lusting after chace crawford and want to have sweaty, dirty, wild sex with him all night long. and there is nothing gay about man on man sex. oh wait. shit.

so then he comes back with this:

Uh-huh

It just doesn't make sense for someone to bitch about a person being too gay when they themselves are a card carrying member of the my little pony fairy princess club. That would be like paris hilton calling someone a stupid slut.

so then i come back with:

well i think she would know.

so here is what i have to say. boy likes girl. top like bottom. butch like lipstick lez. opposites attract. and what attracts me is hot, straight acting guys. jock/frat types. like jessie from big brother. not jack mcfarland. which is why someone who watches gossip girl would like someone who watches football. i refuse to apologize for that. also, i have never nor would i ever play with my little fucking pony. and i am not a fairy or a princess. yes the sight of chace crawford causes a state of euphoria that can only be described as girlish glee but thats about as close to a princess as i get. so fuck you asshole. and another thing, i never called him gay. i said buying flowers for a guy is gay. and fyi he didnt buy me flowers or take me on a picnic cause hes gay. it was cause until recently hes dated chicks and they're into all of that stuff.

so moving right along then i get another anonymous comment on this post and i believe it was left by the same guy. here it is:

why do you always comment your own blog mac20/dickophile?

http://i36.tinypic.com/oid9vt.jpg

now i am not entirely sure what that picture proves other than that anonymous has a lot of time on his hands, but i am not nor have i ever been mac20. mac20 is just some guy that reads my blog and said something about me that i liked. a perfect descriptor of me. i am manic at times. i am most definitely adorable. and even in my current state of frustration i am really fucking horny. you see mac20 gets me. he describes me perfectly, and i wanted to share it with everyone cause its both spot on and funny. so just so you know anonymous i am not mac20. he is not me. and i dont comment on my own blog other than in response to other people and using the name dickophile. i dont know who you are (willy maybe?) but seriously, fuck you! unless you're hot. then you can do and say whatever you want to me. but other wise fuck. you. dick head. in fact, fuck you all.

Dick Pics Is Here To Stay....Oh And I Got A Makeover!

just thought id take a moment to finally acknowledge that dick pics beat the cum rag in the second poll 14 to 4. so i guess i wont be changing the name any time soon. also, like the new look? i may play around with it a bit more but i kinda like it. i think its cooler white. after all, that is the color of cum!! good fuck you.

The Poll Is Now Closed And I Still Have No Fucking Clue What To Title This Blog. RRRRRR!

so the poll is closed. 42 votes.

• random smut/smutty - 1 vote (2%)
  
• flickering queer/fag/homo - 1 vote (2%)
• guy spot - 1 vote (2%)
• daily cum shot - 2 votes (4%)
• the vulgar monologues - 2 votes (4%)
• cock and bullshit - 5 votes (11%)
• the cum rag - 13 votes (30%)
• dick pics - 17 votes (40%)

so here is my problem. dick pics won the poll. sort of. yeah sure it got more votes than any other title. but at the same time 25 voters (60%) don't like dick pics. so do i read it as dick pics got the majority of the votes? or the majority of voters dont like dick pics? i have no clue. yet. thats right. sorry but theres gonna be another poll. dont be mad. theres no other way. now 42 votes is small compared to most blogs but big for me so please lets have just as big if not bigger for the next poll which will be down to the top contenders: dick pics vs. the cum rag. which title will make the other its bitch? i dont know. you guys get to decide! so lets get to the polls shall we? good fucks!!!

Guess You Guys Like Dick

dick pics is kicking ass in the poll. 38% and 14 votes. im really surprised. there's still one day left to vote so get to the polls boys. good fucks.

p.s. sorry i haven't posted anything interesting lately. im a bad blogger. you can spank me if you like. but in my defence i do have a life. i may have time to post tonight though. but dont hold your breath. unless of course you like that kind of thing.

Thanks For Voting!

24 votes? thats a blog record! thanks so much. so the top contenders are 'cock and bullshit' with 4 votes, 'dick pics' with 7 votes, and our number one contender 'the cum rag' with 8 votes. there's still 6 days left to vote so get to the polls and make your voice heard! good fucks.

June 16th Bitches!

finally! its almost here. and it feels like its been forever! what am i going on about? the return of weeds of course! i can't wait to take another hit! i just hope wherever they end up is as much fun as agrestic! im also looking forward to secret diary of a call girl. i love billy piper. if you're from out here in the states you may not know her but she played rose in doctor who. in fact shes been popping up all over doctor who* lately. well not all over. she's only popped in twice so far. but they were the two best moments of the season. anyway i hope you guys are as excited as i am. and if you've never seen weeds go find it right now, watch it, and then tell me you dont like it. i dare you. good fucks.

*if you're a brit you better keep your trap shut on all things doctor who. you guys are a few episodes ahead of us and if you ruin it for me i will hop on the nearest tardis and bring some daleks to your door step.

Gay Pride Season Is Upon Us

hey boys and girly boys. first off thanks for all the votes and please keep it up. i must admit i haven't decided yet how to judge the voting. on the one hand with three votes out of almost nowhere dick pics now has a total of four votes and a real shot at winning since it is only one vote behind the cum rag which is leading the vote. but at the same time while the other votes are all split it still adds up to eleven people saying i should change the name to something else. oh well.

but now for the real reason for this post. i just checked and there are a whole bunch of gay prides coming up over the next 2-3 months. i myself dont plan on going, but im sure some of you will be. i thought it would be fun to post some photos from pride on here so if any of you plan on going either here in the states or overseas somewhere and will be taking some pics shoot me an email and lets see if we can work something out. im not asking for nudes so maybe you guys will cooperate? please? pretty please with a cock on top?

Thanks For Voting

so you guys have been voting on the poll and this is great. we have 8 votes and 11 days left. i really want you guys that haven't voted to fucking step up to the plate. this is the single most important poll ever. so you have to vote. and while i reserve the right to have final decision i will say that if i go by what you my inteligent sexy as fuck readers think then that would mean that the dick pics is dead. it only has one vote. the other seven are split up among my other titles. speaking of which, the front runner seems to be "the cum rag" which im happy with since this is one of my faves among the new titles. anyway, yeah keep voting. and remember even tho i claim to have final decision chances are what you think will have huge pull on what direction my cock points and chances are i will end up going with the readers choice title.

and another thing, i still haven't received pics for the header. i know i just told you guys but i really need something. so please dont forget to send something for the header and if you want the guidelines you can find them here. here's an idea to give you a little help, if "the cum rag" becomes the title it would be cool to spell it out in...cum! either real cum (which would be quite impressive) or maybe a drawing of cum. anyway good fucks.

Back The Fuck Off!

why do people always have to talk to me? why can't they just leave me alone? do i come off as friendly or something? i don't mean to. i mean to come off as rude, bitchy, and generally disgusted with all those around me. and yet they just don't seem to get that. so to all the people out there that may wish to speak to me fuck off!

on a happier note, i saw tons of hot guys today. one in particular with a kinda hot friend who drove me wild. i almost wanted to stalk him. i didn't though. but i really wanted to take one of these guys home. except they were all really muscly so they probably would have beaten me up. oh well.

anyway i may or may not post tonight. depends on my mood and if i have the time. good day and good fucks.

Update On The Couples Pics

so first things first. helmet head was the guy that was supposed to be sending the couples pics. i assume you guys didn't figure that out. if you did you didn't tell me. however things fell through. his fuck buddy is missing in action. don't feel too bad for him though, he got a little manhunt consolation prize. anyway he did take some solo pics that he will be sending and im looking forward to those. he also said he's trying to find a backup fb to play with that he thinks will be okay with posting the pics on here. so maybe we'll still get some couples pics. i'll keep you posted. in the meantime im working on a couple of posts. one of which has some stuff you guys sent me. including a hilarious story about an old man and his wife. so there is that couple to look forward to! good fucks.

They're Gone. Sorry.

so a fellow blogger told me that if you post a porn studios photos they may ask you to remove them if it doesnt have the studios name but they'll let you keep them if it has the studios name on it. so i have gone through all the recent porno pics i've posted and got rid of the ones that don't have a studio name on them. sorry. but i figure you've seen them all by now. i almost just deleted the posts but then i figured he said if they had the name it was okay so i left them. though i reserve the right to change my mind.

anyway the other thing is that as much fun as porno pics can be and im sure they keep you entertained i wont be posting them anymore. thats not the point of the blog. you're supposed to come here to enjoy pics of the other readers and of course the ramblings of you favorite horny, manic, and adorable blogger. if you want porno pics go here. i still have a few other pics you guys sent i hadn't posted yet but after those no more porno pics. you can still send them if you like for my own personal enjoyment but i wont be sharing them here on the blog. i know its just pics but i just dont want the hassle of a studio up my ass. their performer's sure. but not he ugly old men that run them. are they ugly? i think they are but if not then they can go up there too. anyway, hope you guys dont mind. we still have those couples pics to look forward to next week and i hope more of you start sending in pics of your hot selves. and ill still find other hot stuff to entertain you. anyway im off. good fucks.

Fleet Week

apparently fleet week is going on in new york and the very thought has me all kinds of horny. images of closeted navy boys sneaking off to get some action are running through my mind. so if anyone out there has stories or pics they'd like to share please by all means feel free to do so. in the meantime im gonna go get in some blog reading. good night and good fucks.

OMF....Wait. That's All You Got?

not so major gossip girl spoilers below the jump (cause really, the whole thing was a huuuuuge disappointment)


so when thinking back on tonights finale of gossip girl the first word that springs to mind is disappointed. now that's not to say there was anything wrong with it. well, no, there was. but only in terms of a finale. if it was any other episode i would have loved it. but it wasn't. it was the finale. and after watching the hotness that was the desperate housewives finale last night i just can't help but feel let down.

so first they go and ruin a great murder plot by lowering serena's iq to the point that she thinks letting a fellow druggie do their own coke is considered murder and now this? you get rid of georgy girl in the first, what was it 15, 20 minutes? the most interesting character and the most interesting plot at the moment just done like that? you don't drag it out. you just end it so early that all i can think about is how lame her undoing was and hoping above all hope that she was gonna crash into the van der woodsen/bass nuptials to wreck more havoc meanwhile not paying attention to anything else going on which is good since it was all equally disappointing.

i don't know. i guess after hearing all the people connected with the show talking about twists and cliffhangers i was let down. cause there were none. sure lily went through with the wedding. but that had already been leaked. big whoop. chuck cheats leaving blair abandoned. but who cares as long as she has a tall glass of hunk to fly off with. (though we'll take a moment to admit that the always thrilling "im chuck bass" was spot on.) yeah, yeah, yeah. dan and vanessa are like this close to falling for each other again. but that does not gloss over the fact that you guys let a break-up go down without showing it or at least giving us all the dirty deets. bitch please! oh and what the fuck! serena and nate!?!?!?!?! omg...not! it was obvious those two would end up entangled again back when he kissed her at the masquerade ball. no wait. that was jenny who was mostly missing from this episode. but back to s and n. that is obviously just so they can have another s versus b smack down. wait. you think a once again betrayed b and an angry g who has returned from boot camp (where she will be rebuilt and made faster and stronger) will team up to knock that bitchy whorey betrayey serena off her pedestal? now that i am all for. but that's not what we got tonight. we got georgey being stopped with an amateur move (am i really supposed to believe she can't wrap daddy back around that pretty little pinky to get out of this?) and serena and dan breaking up and then getting back together and breaking up and then dancing only to break up again. and then....nothing!!!! im pissed. i needed a murder attempt. a runaway bride. a chuck shocking me by actually going to blair instead of ditching her. hell i would have forgiven that whole blasphemous "finale" if they had at least ended it with georgina watching s and n walk off together with an evil grin. that would have made up for everything. that would have made me happy. that would have made me cum! but no. so now i have to wait for next season and hope they get the next finale right.

so, what do you guys think will go down in the hamptons? are s and n really hooking up or was that just a tease and will she remain a faithful friend? and do you think im being naive in hoping maybe the best resolution to who blair should end up with could be a nate/blair/chuck threesome? and what about jenny? is that whole waldorf internship a white flag or a sinister plot? plot! plot! plot! and what about lily? and eric? and rufus? tell me all in the comments.

xoxo, horny boy.

So Here's The Post Addressing Things That Happened Or I Thought About While I Was Gone

get comfortable. there's a bunch of random shit ahead.

so first things first. gossip girl has returned!!!!!!! omfg! the first two episodes back have been amazing. blair's fight to the top is, of course, great television. not sure how i feel about nate and vanessa. im still pissed that no one seems to have acknowledged the fact that while blair sleeping with chuck was kinda icky, it wasn't necessarily all that bad. lets review.

nate:

• slept with blair's best friend
• after blair finds out nate convinces her to stay together because his father told him to
• he continued to have a thing for serena
• then he tried to kiss who he thought was serena
• i get confused around here cause there is so much back and forth the show blends together but i have vague memories of them breaking up again, him convincing her to get together again because his father needs to make a deal with her mother then he abandons her on her b-day
• and then after all this he decides he must have her after their final break-up but its only cause he sees she doesn't need him

and blair. what did she do? sure it was icky but all she did was:

• sleep with another guy while they were broken up. that's right. no cheating.
• she only slept with the guy (chuck) cause he cared for her more than and treated her better than nate. again this is chuck we're talking about. nate should be embarrassed
  
• she broke up with chuck before she even got back with nate. again. no cheating for her.
  

and yet, given all this somehow she's an evil bloodsucking monster from the depths of hell and he's a stud who gets to float around like nothing is wrong?! i have to say that until the writers acknowledge that what he did was just as bad if not a thousand times worse im gonna have to hate nate and pray to god for blairs revenge on him to involve castration. (please note that i am still in love with chace. its nate i hate.)

sorry about that. i had to vent to someone. in other news the gossip girl gay poll has closed. there was 1 vote for nate as the secret ass muncher, 3 for chuck as the flaming power bottom (lets face it. whether he comes out or not he totally is one), 1 vote for dan as the prostate tickler, and 3 votes for eric as the....i can't say anything dirty cause he looks twelve. anyway unless you avoid spoilers like the plague you know who the gay is.

what else? oh yeah. work out is the best show ever. did you see the latest episode? i don't care what jesse said. peeler's bulge made my cock leak. and plitt? i want him in my...well i dont have one but if i did i would want him in it. he'll have to settle for my ass. and my mouth. and my. well i dont have anything else. this show is so hot. i swear its like this close to being x-rated. i don't know what happened but i don't remember this much skin last season.

anyway. now on to more blog stuff. first off i think i'll be giving all my links different categories soon so if things look odd over there thats why.

also, are you guys ever gonna send me pics? like ever? i actually got some in my semi-absence but lets just say the guy wasn't my type. or yours i don't think. but still. i saw a blog a couple days ago that seemed to be new and they got pics. when will i get some? seriously!!! when?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? i know there are some hot guys out there. send me your cock already! it doesn't even have to be you. i know you have friends. and maybe they're hot. really hot. so just tell all your friends, especially the exhibitionists, about the blog. your boyfriends too. and your husbands. maybe your partner is this gorgeous guy and you want to make everyone jealous by showing the world what you get to play with every night.

and thats not all i want. just send me stuff. any stuff. no seriously. maybe you found some hot photos you'd like to see on the blog. or a hot vid. or, i don't know, a link to a hot...something. i need content for this piece of shit!

so i guess some of you like the interview. im glad. i had hoped it would have gotten a bit more attention. like more comments and stuff. and i thought my readership would have gone up a bit more than it has. but thats okay. it was an amazing experience and it has its own link over to the right so hopefully people will keep running across it. i want to do another one soon. i don't know who to ask though. well, i can think of two people i could ask, but i don't know if they'd be interested. oh well. we'll see.

lastly, i want to bring up again something major concerning the blog. should i change the title? ryan said yes. scotty said no. as you can see above i've given you a taste of what the blog would look like with a new title. (editors note: i've changed the title back to just 'dick pics' until i make up my mind) thoughts? i kinda like cock and bullshit. covers the dick pics you will hopefully start sending with the cock part and everything else on here with the bullshit part. what do you think? id really like to know your opinions. ryan's and scotty's but also the other people. i don't want to make the decision based on only two people.

so that's pretty much it. sorry it was such a long post, but if you've made it this far thanks. comment away. good night, and good fucks.

Poll Is Almost Closed

the gossip girl gay poll is almost closed so if you want to make your opinion known you better hurry up and cast your vote!!

I Might Become Invisible. But Just For A Bit.

my life might be getting a bit hectic over the next couple of weeks so i may not be able to post that often. i may be able to do a couple posts to entertain you. but other than that i won't be around much. it would be nice if, upon my return, i had thousands of comments detailing how depressed you are without me and tons of hot photos waiting in my inbox showing big dicks and tight asses galore. anyways, while im gone i suggest you all entertain yourselves by jerking off regularly. mason wyler did the trick for me earlier today. well him and my little finger. goodbye, and good fucks.

Do You Like Dick Pics?

so nothings been decided for sure, but.....i've been thinking about renaming the blog. im not sure yet i like the current name. and i figure if i'm gonna change it, i should do it now. im not changing anything else mind you. the idea behind the blog is still the same: i beg for pictures of your cock, you don't send any, and i end up posting photos of random celebrities and scantily clad models while begging for comments which i may never get since you've all collectively decide to piss me off by not leaving any. well, okay a few of you leave comments but still. anyway, if you secretly hate the name of the blog but just never said anything let me know in the comments. or lets try reverse psychology. don't let me know what you think you fucking turds! this is a monarchy and what i say goes so i don't give a shit what you think!!! see. you guys are gonna leave comments now aren't you? im so smart. good fucks.

The Poll Is Now Closed

the poll is closed and it is now official. Racking up all of the eighteen votes is good night, and good fucks. it is now officially my sign off and all the other sign offs will be retired. thanks for making this poll a success. the last one got a total of eleven votes. this one got seven more. yay for me. good day, and good fucks.

So About The Polls

so about the polls. the sign off one will be over within a day and we have a very clear winner. the poll got seventeen votes (i believe that is six more than my last poll, thanks fuckers) and all seventeen went to good night, and good fucks. im happy with this choice as this was my favorite though i am a bit surprised that every single person that voted agreed. so while i do encourage you to cast a few last minute votes i think we should turn our focus to the gossip girl gay poll. we have five votes so far: two for the obvious eric. two for the kinda obvious chuck (but we all know it ain't gonna happen). and 1 for nate. whoever cast this vote, im sorry, but im gonna tell you now to soften the blow that it aint gonna happen. now, im not saying i don't want it to. im right there with you. i've already got visions swirling around my head of him going down on chuck and then bending the little bitch over and giving him a taste of how it feels to be rode hard and put her away wet. but at the same time, as much i as would love it to be nate, all the rumors have him hooking up with someone who, unless she got it cut off, is very much female. and there's even photographic proof that the rumor is true of the two filming a scene together. i wont say who cause i dont want to spoil it but needless to say the girl will probably find herself in social ruin by the time blair is done with her.

anyway since i am about to retire the other sign offs, i will use them for my next couple of posts until the poll is officially closed. that is all.