8 Out Of 10 Gay Men Like Cum

so the poll is closed and 80% of you love the new title which is great. the new title got 8 love it votes and only 2 hate it votes and those two can suck my cock. but only if they're hot. anyway glad you guys like the new title and thanks to the 14 guys who follow the blog. may your worlds be full of cum!

So As You Can See I Changed The Title Of The Blog

because the irony of the old title was fading.
because like a good little gay boy i needed to reinvent myself.
because i dont want you to abandon me for a younger, hipper blog.
because its time.

i finally changed the title! yay! so dick pics is dead. lets us take a moment to remember the old bitch and maybe even shed a single cum drop......okay! moving on. introducing dickophile's cum filled world! i hope you guys like the new title. i was going to change it back in january on the blogiversary but i just wasnt ready yet. i kept thinking about it and came close a few times but just couldnt seem to do it. but a couple of days ago i finally realized it was time and i was ready to let dick pics go. but because i cant seem to do anything without validation ive set up a nice poll to see how you guys feel about our new cum filled world. i hope you like it but just so you know.

if you love it then
thank you
if you hate it then
fuck you!!

60 Percent Of Voters Found The New Doctor Fuckable

so the matt smith hotness poll is closed. we had 10 votes. 4 were not aroused but 6 found him hot. so the decision has been made. if i ever see matty boy walking around alone some dark dreary night i will kidnap him and take him back to my lair and make dirty love to him. i will take his sonic screwdriver into my tard-ass and ride him so hard and so fast his cum will explode out of his cock like the earth exploded in that one episode.

anyway heres the new doctor finally getting to fuck rose.



well now im horny so im gonna go play doctor who with my boyfriend.

Shirtless Matt Smith For You (The Doctor Needs To Work Out A Bit)

so here we have the eleventh doc shirtless.


not too bad. he needs a six pack but i could. this is from the first series of secret diary of a call girl which coincidentally stars billie piper aka rose the doctors old companion. freaky. maybe the doctor used the tardis to travel to this dimension where rose is a hooker so he could finally fuck her? or not. more shirtless pics here. keep voting in the poll!

The Brittish Make Me Horny (This Includes A Skins Rant, Bear With Me)

where to start. well last week i finally watched the skins finale. yep after all the posts ranting about the show i put off watching the finale for several months. why? even though i said i enjoyed the season (and i did. sorta) those bitches went and killed chris. and then. well i took a break from the show looked back on series 2 and realized it was shit. compared to series 1, the second series was a right shit. sure things like seeing mitchy hewys ass and seeing nicky houltys ass and seeing anwar dressed as mitchy and having sketch and pandora around satiated me for a while but after they killed chris i opened my eyes and realized they fucked the show up. they turned tony into an amnesiac which was fun for a while but got old, they sent cassie off to new york, they killed chris, knocked up jal (which would have been okay if they hadnt killed chris but they did. they killed him), and they didnt pay enough attention to maxxies love life. a chav boy snog and a twinky boyfriend who appears for all of two seconds do not a love life make. and then when i finally watch the finale i thought yay!! they fixed it. tony and sid stealing a coffin? yes! maxxie and anwar and the whathisface boyfriend running off to london? love it!! even though they left sketch behind. but then just when they lulled me back into a state of skins bliss they fucked it up. tony and michelle? they broke up. or not. i dont know what that shit was. and in the biggest fuck you to the audience or at least to me they didnt even show us if sid found cassie. i think he may have but then again. its sid. hes slow. he may not have seen her. i dont know i just wasnt satisfied. they killed chris for fucks sake!!! anyway how did you guys feel? i guess it doesnt matter. cause its out with old and in with the new.

at least the new boys are hot.





and look. a trailer!!



and the fuck scene in the bathroom? oh my god!! the old skins may be dead but long live the new skins!!!! (even if the boys all seem to be straight).

in other news. we have a new doctor too. and hes young. and possibly hot. i cant decide.

he does look dashing.



and why not have a young doctor? (hes 26 which is like the youngest ever) i was in love with christopher eccleston, but david tennant did nothing for me. sure i liked him as the doctor but if we're talking sex i would have passed. this one on the other hand intrigues me.


and even though his hotness is admittedly in question i can totally see those lips sucking on my cock and frenching my ass.


but since i cant decide for sure that means a poll!!! the old one was fun. 13 voted. 1 agreed with me and thought seeing our fave tops bottom ruined their hotness. 3 accepted it. and 9 thought it was hot. these 9 of course were tops who like the idea of making a butch top their bitch. cant blame them. but now i wanna know if you'd like to make the new doctor your bitch. are we looking forward to 2010 or are we glad hes not taking over just yet? anyway. gossip girl tonight! so im a happy boy.

update: heres the matt smith interview. he seems very flabbergasted :) hes cute but he must get a haircut!

Dick Pics Is Here To Stay....Oh And I Got A Makeover!

just thought id take a moment to finally acknowledge that dick pics beat the cum rag in the second poll 14 to 4. so i guess i wont be changing the name any time soon. also, like the new look? i may play around with it a bit more but i kinda like it. i think its cooler white. after all, that is the color of cum!! good fuck you.

The Poll Is Now Closed And I Still Have No Fucking Clue What To Title This Blog. RRRRRR!

so the poll is closed. 42 votes.

• random smut/smutty - 1 vote (2%)
  
• flickering queer/fag/homo - 1 vote (2%)
• guy spot - 1 vote (2%)
• daily cum shot - 2 votes (4%)
• the vulgar monologues - 2 votes (4%)
• cock and bullshit - 5 votes (11%)
• the cum rag - 13 votes (30%)
• dick pics - 17 votes (40%)

so here is my problem. dick pics won the poll. sort of. yeah sure it got more votes than any other title. but at the same time 25 voters (60%) don't like dick pics. so do i read it as dick pics got the majority of the votes? or the majority of voters dont like dick pics? i have no clue. yet. thats right. sorry but theres gonna be another poll. dont be mad. theres no other way. now 42 votes is small compared to most blogs but big for me so please lets have just as big if not bigger for the next poll which will be down to the top contenders: dick pics vs. the cum rag. which title will make the other its bitch? i dont know. you guys get to decide! so lets get to the polls shall we? good fucks!!!

Guess You Guys Like Dick

dick pics is kicking ass in the poll. 38% and 14 votes. im really surprised. there's still one day left to vote so get to the polls boys. good fucks.

p.s. sorry i haven't posted anything interesting lately. im a bad blogger. you can spank me if you like. but in my defence i do have a life. i may have time to post tonight though. but dont hold your breath. unless of course you like that kind of thing.

So Here's The Post Addressing Things That Happened Or I Thought About While I Was Gone

get comfortable. there's a bunch of random shit ahead.

so first things first. gossip girl has returned!!!!!!! omfg! the first two episodes back have been amazing. blair's fight to the top is, of course, great television. not sure how i feel about nate and vanessa. im still pissed that no one seems to have acknowledged the fact that while blair sleeping with chuck was kinda icky, it wasn't necessarily all that bad. lets review.

nate:

• slept with blair's best friend
• after blair finds out nate convinces her to stay together because his father told him to
• he continued to have a thing for serena
• then he tried to kiss who he thought was serena
• i get confused around here cause there is so much back and forth the show blends together but i have vague memories of them breaking up again, him convincing her to get together again because his father needs to make a deal with her mother then he abandons her on her b-day
• and then after all this he decides he must have her after their final break-up but its only cause he sees she doesn't need him

and blair. what did she do? sure it was icky but all she did was:

• sleep with another guy while they were broken up. that's right. no cheating.
• she only slept with the guy (chuck) cause he cared for her more than and treated her better than nate. again this is chuck we're talking about. nate should be embarrassed
  
• she broke up with chuck before she even got back with nate. again. no cheating for her.
  

and yet, given all this somehow she's an evil bloodsucking monster from the depths of hell and he's a stud who gets to float around like nothing is wrong?! i have to say that until the writers acknowledge that what he did was just as bad if not a thousand times worse im gonna have to hate nate and pray to god for blairs revenge on him to involve castration. (please note that i am still in love with chace. its nate i hate.)

sorry about that. i had to vent to someone. in other news the gossip girl gay poll has closed. there was 1 vote for nate as the secret ass muncher, 3 for chuck as the flaming power bottom (lets face it. whether he comes out or not he totally is one), 1 vote for dan as the prostate tickler, and 3 votes for eric as the....i can't say anything dirty cause he looks twelve. anyway unless you avoid spoilers like the plague you know who the gay is.

what else? oh yeah. work out is the best show ever. did you see the latest episode? i don't care what jesse said. peeler's bulge made my cock leak. and plitt? i want him in my...well i dont have one but if i did i would want him in it. he'll have to settle for my ass. and my mouth. and my. well i dont have anything else. this show is so hot. i swear its like this close to being x-rated. i don't know what happened but i don't remember this much skin last season.

anyway. now on to more blog stuff. first off i think i'll be giving all my links different categories soon so if things look odd over there thats why.

also, are you guys ever gonna send me pics? like ever? i actually got some in my semi-absence but lets just say the guy wasn't my type. or yours i don't think. but still. i saw a blog a couple days ago that seemed to be new and they got pics. when will i get some? seriously!!! when?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? i know there are some hot guys out there. send me your cock already! it doesn't even have to be you. i know you have friends. and maybe they're hot. really hot. so just tell all your friends, especially the exhibitionists, about the blog. your boyfriends too. and your husbands. maybe your partner is this gorgeous guy and you want to make everyone jealous by showing the world what you get to play with every night.

and thats not all i want. just send me stuff. any stuff. no seriously. maybe you found some hot photos you'd like to see on the blog. or a hot vid. or, i don't know, a link to a hot...something. i need content for this piece of shit!

so i guess some of you like the interview. im glad. i had hoped it would have gotten a bit more attention. like more comments and stuff. and i thought my readership would have gone up a bit more than it has. but thats okay. it was an amazing experience and it has its own link over to the right so hopefully people will keep running across it. i want to do another one soon. i don't know who to ask though. well, i can think of two people i could ask, but i don't know if they'd be interested. oh well. we'll see.

lastly, i want to bring up again something major concerning the blog. should i change the title? ryan said yes. scotty said no. as you can see above i've given you a taste of what the blog would look like with a new title. (editors note: i've changed the title back to just 'dick pics' until i make up my mind) thoughts? i kinda like cock and bullshit. covers the dick pics you will hopefully start sending with the cock part and everything else on here with the bullshit part. what do you think? id really like to know your opinions. ryan's and scotty's but also the other people. i don't want to make the decision based on only two people.

so that's pretty much it. sorry it was such a long post, but if you've made it this far thanks. comment away. good night, and good fucks.

Poll Is Almost Closed

the gossip girl gay poll is almost closed so if you want to make your opinion known you better hurry up and cast your vote!!

The Poll Is Now Closed

the poll is closed and it is now official. Racking up all of the eighteen votes is good night, and good fucks. it is now officially my sign off and all the other sign offs will be retired. thanks for making this poll a success. the last one got a total of eleven votes. this one got seven more. yay for me. good day, and good fucks.

So About The Polls

so about the polls. the sign off one will be over within a day and we have a very clear winner. the poll got seventeen votes (i believe that is six more than my last poll, thanks fuckers) and all seventeen went to good night, and good fucks. im happy with this choice as this was my favorite though i am a bit surprised that every single person that voted agreed. so while i do encourage you to cast a few last minute votes i think we should turn our focus to the gossip girl gay poll. we have five votes so far: two for the obvious eric. two for the kinda obvious chuck (but we all know it ain't gonna happen). and 1 for nate. whoever cast this vote, im sorry, but im gonna tell you now to soften the blow that it aint gonna happen. now, im not saying i don't want it to. im right there with you. i've already got visions swirling around my head of him going down on chuck and then bending the little bitch over and giving him a taste of how it feels to be rode hard and put her away wet. but at the same time, as much i as would love it to be nate, all the rumors have him hooking up with someone who, unless she got it cut off, is very much female. and there's even photographic proof that the rumor is true of the two filming a scene together. i wont say who cause i dont want to spoil it but needless to say the girl will probably find herself in social ruin by the time blair is done with her.

anyway since i am about to retire the other sign offs, i will use them for my next couple of posts until the poll is officially closed. that is all.