50,000!!!!

i just wanted to throw up this post to commemorate the fact that not only do i now have 18 followers a little earlier i hit the 50,000 visitors mark! and ive had 58,000 hits! i cant fucking believe it. i just want to thank all of you guys for cumming to my little ole blog everyday and leaving comments and occasionally sending me pics. and i want to give a special shout-out to my dear moji since it would have taken me a lot longer to get here without him. ever since he put up a link to my blog my daily visits have quadrupled. so thanks moji! its been fun and heres to another 50,000 visitors!

ahem. now that the sappy shit is out of the way scroll down to the pic post i just put together for you ungrateful dickheads.

So As You Can See I Changed The Title Of The Blog

because the irony of the old title was fading.
because like a good little gay boy i needed to reinvent myself.
because i dont want you to abandon me for a younger, hipper blog.
because its time.

i finally changed the title! yay! so dick pics is dead. lets us take a moment to remember the old bitch and maybe even shed a single cum drop......okay! moving on. introducing dickophile's cum filled world! i hope you guys like the new title. i was going to change it back in january on the blogiversary but i just wasnt ready yet. i kept thinking about it and came close a few times but just couldnt seem to do it. but a couple of days ago i finally realized it was time and i was ready to let dick pics go. but because i cant seem to do anything without validation ive set up a nice poll to see how you guys feel about our new cum filled world. i hope you like it but just so you know.

if you love it then
thank you
if you hate it then
fuck you!!

Happy Fuckin Blogiversary!

so one year ago today i started this silly little blog. the whole point was to trick hot guys into sharing nude pics with me. and share it with the whole gay world. it was a hard road to get here with some nice hard cocks. and while this blog didnt exactly turn into what i had planed its been a lot more fun than i thought it would be. so thanks fuckers for sticking through it all with me. cause you've been there no matter what. from ranting about pretty pink penises to obsessing over skins and doctor who to treating you guys to hot pictures and videos to get you off like they did me we've all been here for each other. virtually stroking each others cocks. i dont know if ill be here another year or another ten but its been great. so thanks. anyway to celebrate im giving you this cock i've been sitting on...i mean picture ive been sitting on of helmet heads cock getting serviced by some faceless cum slut. i think this and those matt smith pics coming later today are a rather nice gift from me to you.


now fucking congratulate me!

In The Closet With Helmet Head: Heterosexual To Bisexual Part 1

so since i started this blog i have tried my hardest to bring you not only hot content but also something fun and interesting you won't find anywhere else. like my amazing interview with tv star and out hottie jason dottley. well now im bringing you something else fun that i hope you will enjoy just as much. and i hope you leave lots of comments. i convinced one of my readers to write a story about his life as a closeted gay man who is married. now you already know this reader. in fact you guys are very well acquainted with his cock. thats right this biographical article is written by our very own helmet head. the story is a really good read. its four parts and ill be releasing each part separately so keep checking back for each part of this really cool story. enjoy!

Heterosexual to Bisexual - Part 1

I grew up in the southeast part of the US as a middle child (two sisters), went to private school and even military boarding school (7-12 grade) community college (changed my major after two quarters). Graduated top of my class in the technical profession I had chosen. Growing up I was never interested in guys or girls for that point, just never had the urge and was always so busy never really thought about it. I did JO on a regular basis, but it was not with the thought of being with someone it was more about how good it felt.

After college when I moved into 2/2 apt with an old friend (guy) of mine I did start to date girls. The girl that got my virginity card was 10 years older than I, and was as close to a nymphomaniac as I have ever known. Our relationship was all about sex and we did have a lot. The wildest thing we ever did was I went to see her at work when her work was closing (11pm). She was the only one there at the time. I arrived about 15min early and buzzed the door. She unlocked the door from her office to let me in and I started the climb up to the 5^th floor (no elevator). When I walked into her darkened office she was standing there with just her shirt on. I was told I was overdressed, so with that problem fixed we started to kiss; mind you it was still about 5min till closing. We were getting pretty hot and heavy when all of a sudden she jumped up walked over to a desk in the room, picked up a mike and made an announcement. She then walked over to a different desk flipped a few switches on a small console, then turned and we picked up where we left off.

Now would be a good time to tell you that my girlfriend at the time worked for the FAA. She was an Air Traffic Controller and worked at a small airport that I also worked at. So the night I went to meet her at work she was in the control tower for the airport. When she left me at 11pm to use the radio and flip the switches she was making an announcement that the airport was now closed and then switched the lights over so the airplanes could turn them on when they were in range. We had great sex that night all over the tower. We also played in a number of other places around the airport over the year and a half I saw her. She was my first girlfriend and lover and the one I saw the longest, till I met the one that became my wife.

you can read part 2 here.

And I'm Out

earlier today. shopping with my parents. see this gorgeous guy. think hes staring at me. realize if he were to come up and start hitting on me i would probably shoot him down since im a closeted homo. im tired of it all. and i want a boyfriend. and i dont care if it sends them to an early grave cause i inherit everything anyway so im good. turn to mother and father. im gay. mother and father exchange look. we know. fuckin 'ell!!! and to think i thought i was a master at deception and erasing my browser history. i was wrong. anyway luckily for me they went through the stages of grief already so there was no drama. just the we love you, we except you, we're trying to have another baby so you can do whatever you like. the family line will live on. unluckily for me mother wants to set me up with this very sweet young man she knows. shit. i should have stayed in the closet. oh and the hot guy? he didnt hit on me or anything. now i just have to tell my soon-to-be roommate. if he knows im going to be really pissed cause i always prided myself on being a sneaky sob. fuck you. oh and i have a very special post coming probably tomorrow.

Helmet Head Sent Me My First Couple Pic!

so hot cock helmet head sent some pics. this first one is a cock pump for two dicks. hh made it himself. obviously hes good with his hands. i wonder what else he can do with them.....


and here is helmet head with a fuck bud!!! yes thats right, our first couples pic!!!!!!! its my dream cum true.


hope you enjoyed them as much as i did. good fucks!

Dick Pics Is Here To Stay....Oh And I Got A Makeover!

just thought id take a moment to finally acknowledge that dick pics beat the cum rag in the second poll 14 to 4. so i guess i wont be changing the name any time soon. also, like the new look? i may play around with it a bit more but i kinda like it. i think its cooler white. after all, that is the color of cum!! good fuck you.

10,000

yay!!!! im not sure when it happened. i think it must have been last night sometime or maybe this morning. but we passed the 10,000 visits mark!! thanks guys!!!

p.s. keep voting! with two days left dick pics and the cum rag are tied at 11 votes each! keep it up boys!

Thanks For Voting!

24 votes? thats a blog record! thanks so much. so the top contenders are 'cock and bullshit' with 4 votes, 'dick pics' with 7 votes, and our number one contender 'the cum rag' with 8 votes. there's still 6 days left to vote so get to the polls and make your voice heard! good fucks.

State Of The Blog

so many things here on the blog could change soon. i've been talking about it for a while but i've finally decided to start doing something. and this post is the first step in the right direction. so here are the issues and i have broken them down to the four things i wish to change.

Header Pic

i want to add a pic up there where the title is. and guess what...you get to help! cause im lazy! yeah so basically i want you guys to send me pics and ill probably post them on here and get your opinions and figure out which one i like most and use that. here are the requirements:

• has to be something original that you did yourself. i dont want something you got off the internet.
• it could be a dick pic. maybe you think your big hard cock or nice firm ass or beautiful six pack should be the face of the blog. so take a pic and maybe next time you cum over you'll see yourself at the top of the page
• it can be a picture you take of....i don't care. anything
• it can be something you make yourself. like a drawing or something.

so those are my only requirements for that. please stay on point and if you send something put "header pic" in the subject of your email to me.

Links

this one is all up to me actually. i really want to add more links to sites i go to and organize the ones i have cause they're sooooo cluttered and they could get worse.

Title

this one is a biggy. its for the title which i still do/dont want to change. so i want your decision. im not gonna let you make the choice for me. i'll make the ultimate decision but i need your help. so im adding a poll of all the titles i came up with and i want you to cast a vote for your fave. and the titles are:

• dick pics - cause its still an option
  
• guy spot - like g spot only better and tighter i think :)
• the cum rag - probably one of my faves. cum like that white stuff you blew all over the place watching this and rag as in like a newspaper/magazine cause as far as im concerned once you have one interview under your belt you're considered a journalist. maybe not a serious one but still.
• the vulgar monologues - just cause
• flickering queer/fag/homo - cause im not flaming but maybe sometimes i flicker. oh and im not gonna use all those words. i'll just pick one but i can't decide if im a queer, a fag, or a homo
  
• random smut/smutty - cause im random and there's smut
• daily cum shot - cause everyone should have at least one a day
• cock and bullshit - i've already mentioned this one before. its a fave of mine. cause with your cock and my bullshit we can't lose!
  

so those are your choices and i've put up a poll where you can cast your vote. i gave you guys fifteen days so im hoping thats enough. please vote. all of you. like all of you. if you refuse there will be consequences.

Look

so i'll probably be changing the look of the blog. i know what i want and its not a drastic change but that could...change. haha.

so yeah i think that's everything. oh. i want to make this a forum for all things concerning the future of the blog. i'll be adding a permanent link to this post so if you ever have anything to say about the changes i'll be making soon come here and leave them. thank you and good fucks.

Dick Pics Is About To Pop Its Couples Cherry!!

all i can say is that someone that's been on the blog before is sending me some pics of he and his fuck buddy some time next week. this will of course be a first on dick pics as we've never had a couple. just solo pics. i won't say who it is but you can get a refresher course on the hot cocks we've had so far here. leave your guesses in the comments.

20 Raunchy Questions With Jason Dottley

its here!! its here!! that special thing i've been hinting at is finally here and i'm soooo excited! remember how i was talking about that show, sordid lives? well one of the stars of the show, jason dottley who plays ty, was directed to the blog by google reader after i did that post. well, he said he thought the blog was really hot and offered to do an interview. of course i jumped at the chance. jason's really hot and really cool. he was also nice enough to send some really sexy pictures. so here is us playing a little game of 20 raunchy questions. well they aren't all raunchy. i had to ask a few serious questions about the show. but don't worry, we get to the good stuff, like how big his dick is. well anyway, without further ado, here is my interview with jason. enjoy.

q: So, I have to admit that I've never actually seen the other incarnations of Sordid Lives before. From what I've found (gotta love Wikipedia), it was originally a play, and then became a film, and now it's a series. Sounds exhausting. So, for the uninitiated, what's it all about?

a:It's about love and acceptance, ultimately. A family is seemingly divided over a few issues, a matriarch Peggy (Rue McClanahan) who's recently been widowed hits a wild spree, while her gay son Brother Boy (played by Leslie Jordan) is in a mental ward channelling Tammy Wynette, she's got a chain-smoking sister (Beth Grant) who lives with her oldest and wildest daughter Lavonda (Ann Walker), and finally a controlling holier-than-thou daughter Latrelle (Bonnie Bedelia) who, among other things, is in severe denial that her actor son Ty (me, Jason Dottley), who has moved to L.A., is gay. Whew!

q: So does the show pick up where the film and the movie left off, or does it start the story from the beginning for us fools that are a little late jumping on board?

a: The series begins before the movie. It's a prequel. It starts the day Tammy Wynette dies. Fans will understand the severity of this circumstance. :)

q: You and your husband Del Shores have worked together on a bunch of plays. Any plans to adapt any of the others into a series or a movie?

a: We have a pilot we co-wrote called "Intersections", a movie adaptation of Shores' "Southern Baptist Sisses" (starring Delta Burke and Leslie Jordan) we are producing together, and hopefully he's busy working on "Ty"s spin-off because I'm ready for my own show!

q: The trailer for Sordid has a quick snippet of a sex scene between you and another guy. Are you the top or the bottom in this scene? I couldn't figure out which one you were. And please tell me that this will stay in the show when it's aired.

that's ted on the right!

a: It will NOT be aired on LOGO, a more PG version will though. They have strict policies about such things. The good news is that it WILL be on the DVD and in foreign markets. And working backwards, I was the bottom. As I told my co-star, "Dig your head into my chest and hold on for dear life! I'll do everything else". He's straight, god bless his soul. Ted Detwiler is his name and he is such a hero of mine. He's never afraid to play gay, yet he is as straight as you can possibly be. Just wait till you see him in Del's next feature "Southern Baptist Sissies".

q: Were you and that guy really fucking? Cause it was very convincing.

a: Why thank you! No, and it was far from it! Del was yelling, "move your foot here, hand there". It was erotic for the time between "Action" and "Cut", I mean come on, you saw how hot my co-star is, and besides that, as an actor, I had to find safety in that sex scene, in the intimacy. If I hadn't, the surrounding chaos of lights and crew would have made it impossible for it to have ever been "very convincing" as a sex scene, especially one about making love more than fucking. I actually have always wanted to have an orgasm on screen, well a pretend one... I guess some dreams do come true.

q: How often will you be fucking on the show?

a: Honestly, not that often Season 1. It was very important to Del Shores that "Ty"'s journey be real, as he saw it. As you watch the season unfold, you will understand the sexual evolution of "Ty". But there's plenty of hot scenes, so worry not!

q: So the cast features, just to name a few people, Rue McClanahan, Caroline Rhea, Olivia Newton-John, and Leslie Jordan (very happy about that one!). What was it like working with all those fabulous women?

a: Like one big gay wet dream. Add Margaret Cho guest-starring as one of my terrible therapist and the wet-dream is done! I've known Olivia for about 6 years. I've spent Christmas and New Year's with her, but working with her was totally different. She's a legend. An icon. In TV, Rue is an iconic figure, as well, and Leslie is on his way. Working with these pro's made me feel so much pressure that I stepped-up my game more than I ever thought possible. Plus they are all fantastic people. I miss them all now!

q: You were arrested the night before you came home from Shreveport where you film the show. What was it like being arrested? Were the cops at least hot? I read they let you go. What sex act did you have to do in return?

a: Well, to be accurate, I was handcuffed, not arrested properly. Sadly, my cop fantasy did not turn out as I'd hoped. Basically my best friend T. Ashanti Mozelle (who is gay and black - and is in the series, too!) was with me at a rather white/straight bar in Shreveport when an undercover cop accused him of selling me drugs. After trying to talk our way out of the situation, we were taken by force up an elevator to street level. Here's when I think my mouth got me into trouble. First of all, I was innocent so I wasn't fearful. (First mistake) Anyway, the cop kept harassing me about all the "drugs" he was "going to find" on me and how much I was going to hate jail. This all taking place in front of other patrons in the elevator. Finally I said, "Officer, when you search me, the only thing you're going to find intoxicating on me is my 8.5 inch cock." The elevator erupted into laughter, the doors opened and I was slung to the ground and handcuffed faster than you can say "blow-job". Truthfully, it scared me to death. they separated Ashanti from me and accused him of selling me drugs while I was in the back of a squad car. After about 15 minutes they let us go and then told us, "Go back to California where you boys belong." This statement coming from the same police department that beat the crap out of that drunk lady a month ago -- did you see that on the news? That could have been us. That was frightening. So, no, no sex acts offered. I wasn't in the mood :)

q: So I know the show hasn't even aired its first episode yet, but are things looking good for a second season? From the trailer alone I'm hooked, so please say yes.

a: I do not know for certain anything, but I'd bet my money on a Season 2 for certain. I don't mean to sound too grand but what other great scripted TV shows still exist? I love reality TV, love it. But it's nice to see fiction back on the teley! Especially really good fiction!

q: How big is your cock?

a: Ask the Shreveport Police Department... I'll just say this, I am part Italian. Yes, that part.

q: So I assume you're out to your family. How'd that go?

a: I'm so out it's nuts! My mom asked me when I was 16. She was so happy for me. I was terrified of my dad's side because my granddad is a hero in the South, a football hero. Ironically, his dad was my biggest supporter! It wasn't easy with them all at first, and I have a big family, but you know, Leslie Jordan gave me the best advice once that I'll never forget. He said, "It sometimes takes us years to deal with the fact that we're gay, yet we expect our families to just adjust and accept it immediately. They need time too." I've been out completely for 6 years. During that time I've gone from dealing with a cold and disconnected family to one that embraces me and my husband as much as humanly possible. And you know what I believe? Coming out is the single strongest action you can take for yourself and for the community. I know for a fact that my coming out changed at least a few dozen relatives opinions on "gays". If we all did that, do the math...


q: Are you a top, bottom, or versatile? Hint: I'm a bottom so you should be a….

a: My publicist is going to kill me for answering this question. (and I love it!) Very versatile.

q: What is your favorite part of your body?

a: What a vain question! My hands... because they remind me of my dad's hands. He died when I was 18.

q: What is your favorite part of other men's bodies?

a: I love a man's thighs, but mostly where they lead up to.


q: Who is your favorite porn star?

a: Matthew Rush. He actually saw me on tour in Florida and said he was a fan. I thought, you're a fan?

q: Tell me something about yourself that might surprise people.

a: It won't surprise them if they read this, LOL. I'm very easy going and sweet, a typical Southern gentleman. BUT my idol is Madonna and I am a control freak like no other. And I can be the biggest diva you've ever seen. At least, I try to be. :)

q: You're stranded on a desert island and you can only bring one person to fuck. And it can't be your husband. Who is it?

a: Without even needing to think: DAVID BECKHAM. I met him one night at Hyde Lounge here in L.A. Shook hands, chatted. All I could think was that I would not be strong enough to say, "sorry, I'm married," to an indecent proposal from Beckham. He was super-nice. And really thin. The best though was when his body guard came over and told me I needed to step away from Beckham (as if!). David said something to the effect of, "He's fine, mate. We're just chatting it up." I came and died simultaneously at that very moment.

q: What is your favorite thing to do with a guy? Sexually speaking of course. I don't care if yo like to cuddle.

a: Only those whom have ever graced my sheets can possibly know the answer to that question :)

q: What attracts you to a man? Your answer to this should be sexually charged as well. Big dick and nice ass are acceptable answers. Nice eyes and blah blah are not.

a: Talent. Then a great stomach. All abs lead to heaven, that's what I've heard. I also must have a strong man. STRONG. That's one reason why Del and I are such a great fit. He doesn't let me get away with anything! And I love it!

q: You've been married for a while. What can I, or any of my readers do to lure you away from your husband? Or do you at least have an open relationship? Cause he really should share you with the world.

a: Well, he is sharing me with the world by letting me live another life as "Ty". It's as open as we can be. And greatly unfair for him, don't you think, LOL?

so that's our sexy little interview. im a little sad that sex scene won't be on logo but i guess that's just a good reason to go and buy that dvd. if you want to read more about the show, which will premier july 23rd, you can go to logo and if you want to see more about jason check out his official site. i just want to say a huge thank you to jason for doing this interview. it was a lot of fun. and if anyone else wants to play 20 raunchy questions let me know. good fucks.

It's Almost Ready

so, my last post was kind of a bust. sucks too cause i posted some hot pics. but maybe a few of you were lucky and got to see them before it all went wonky. anyways, if you didn't im totally gonna make up for it. remember how i said i was working on something? well it's almost ready. i just have to make a few final adjustments. in fact i may be able to put it up tonight. so be on the look out people. you're gonna love it. in fact you may even comment on it. good day and good fucks.

The Poll Is Now Closed

the poll is closed and it is now official. Racking up all of the eighteen votes is good night, and good fucks. it is now officially my sign off and all the other sign offs will be retired. thanks for making this poll a success. the last one got a total of eleven votes. this one got seven more. yay for me. good day, and good fucks.

I Got Something Special For You

so i've been working on something special for you guys. i dont want to say what it is yet. i want to surprise you. but i hope you like it. i know you'll like it.

Dongy Kong

so yeah. bad joke but too mezmerized by this cock to care. so if you have a problem with it fuck you. no better yet fuck me with this cock. which i will point out has the honor of being our biggest yet. it clocks in at 8 inches. wow.


love the balls too. gotta love nice balls.


looks ready for someone to sit on it, doesn't it?


so this guy is really nice and has a email set up you can use to contact him and let him know how much you like his cock. tho i will point out that im calling dibs on it. anyway mailto:bigamerguy@hotmail.com. so here is some more on him (not that anything other than 8in. cock matters): he's nineteen, from california, and prefers to top me. well he said prefers to top but a boy can dream right? anyway for once you bitches better come out and tell this guy how much we love his cock in the comments cause maybe he'll send more. like of his ass or better shots of his head and his piss slit. yeah i bet that got your attention. anyway that is all. frix out. good fucks and whatever else there is.

WOW! Just Fucking Wow!!

so basically earlier i had this sort of mass influx to the blog and im so shocked and happy!! at one point i counted 23 people on the blog at once from countries ranging from the us to serbia! blog patrol says that in all i had 69 people come to the blog from 4pm to 5pm. shocking and amazing. so glad! i hope you guys keep coming back! also i had been complaining before about my readership going down in foreign countries and i had been meaning to fill you in on whats been going on on that front but i kept forgetting. but considering todays events now is a great time to tell you that not only is the us keeping strong but a lot of other countries have been taking up a piece of the reader pie! the us makes 74% of my readership and the other 26% is taken by our friends abroad with the aussies in the lead. im sure todays events helped that! anyway to all the new people welcome to the blog and please send some pics! and can anyone tell me why all those people ended up at the blog at once? im really curious and i find it odd that 69 people would all come to the blog in the same hour out of pure coincidence. i checked google analytics and blog patrol but aside from telling me who came they didnt tell me how. so if you know please fill me in. thanks!

Hi New People

there are currently 19 people on the blog. all at once. that must be a record for me. would one of you please tell me where you're all coming from. how'd you find the blog? i must know.

1,000

yay! another milestone. i now have 1,000 unique visitors. and im very excited. next stop 10,000. it would be a smoother ride with some pics tho so lets get on that.

Spam

So this is what my stupid email thinks is spam. Hot huh? This first one is for all you pit lovers.


And this is the other one i was talking about. I think its great.


So this guy who shall from now on be referred to as spam on the blog was very generous and actually sent a few other pics that i will ad later but for now enjoy these. he also gave me a little bio so i might put that up also but to all you lonely hearts out there he's taken. be back later.