Thursday, May 1, 2008

So Here's The Post Addressing Things That Happened Or I Thought About While I Was Gone

get comfortable. there's a bunch of random shit ahead.

so first things first. gossip girl has returned!!!!!!! omfg! the first two episodes back have been amazing. blair's fight to the top is, of course, great television. not sure how i feel about nate and vanessa. im still pissed that no one seems to have acknowledged the fact that while blair sleeping with chuck was kinda icky, it wasn't necessarily all that bad. lets review.

nate:
  • slept with blair's best friend
  • after blair finds out nate convinces her to stay together because his father told him to
  • he continued to have a thing for serena
  • then he tried to kiss who he thought was serena
  • i get confused around here cause there is so much back and forth the show blends together but i have vague memories of them breaking up again, him convincing her to get together again because his father needs to make a deal with her mother then he abandons her on her b-day
  • and then after all this he decides he must have her after their final break-up but its only cause he sees she doesn't need him
and blair. what did she do? sure it was icky but all she did was:

  • sleep with another guy while they were broken up. that's right. no cheating.
  • she only slept with the guy (chuck) cause he cared for her more than and treated her better than nate. again this is chuck we're talking about. nate should be embarrassed
  • she broke up with chuck before she even got back with nate. again. no cheating for her.
and yet, given all this somehow she's an evil bloodsucking monster from the depths of hell and he's a stud who gets to float around like nothing is wrong?! i have to say that until the writers acknowledge that what he did was just as bad if not a thousand times worse im gonna have to hate nate and pray to god for blairs revenge on him to involve castration. (please note that i am still in love with chace. its nate i hate.)

sorry about that. i had to vent to someone. in other news the gossip girl gay poll has closed. there was 1 vote for nate as the secret ass muncher, 3 for chuck as the flaming power bottom (lets face it. whether he comes out or not he totally is one), 1 vote for dan as the prostate tickler, and 3 votes for eric as the....i can't say anything dirty cause he looks twelve. anyway unless you avoid spoilers like the plague you know who the gay is.

what else? oh yeah. work out is the best show ever. did you see the latest episode? i don't care what jesse said. peeler's bulge made my cock leak. and plitt? i want him in my...well i dont have one but if i did i would want him in it. he'll have to settle for my ass. and my mouth. and my. well i dont have anything else. this show is so hot. i swear its like this close to being x-rated. i don't know what happened but i don't remember this much skin last season.

anyway. now on to more blog stuff. first off i think i'll be giving all my links different categories soon so if things look odd over there thats why.

also, are you guys ever gonna send me pics? like ever? i actually got some in my semi-absence but lets just say the guy wasn't my type. or yours i don't think. but still. i saw a blog a couple days ago that seemed to be new and they got pics. when will i get some? seriously!!! when?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? i know there are some hot guys out there. send me your cock already! it doesn't even have to be you. i know you have friends. and maybe they're hot. really hot. so just tell all your friends, especially the exhibitionists, about the blog. your boyfriends too. and your husbands. maybe your partner is this gorgeous guy and you want to make everyone jealous by showing the world what you get to play with every night.

and thats not all i want. just send me stuff. any stuff. no seriously. maybe you found some hot photos you'd like to see on the blog. or a hot vid. or, i don't know, a link to a hot...something. i need content for this piece of shit!

so i guess some of you like the interview. im glad. i had hoped it would have gotten a bit more attention. like more comments and stuff. and i thought my readership would have gone up a bit more than it has. but thats okay. it was an amazing experience and it has its own link over to the right so hopefully people will keep running across it. i want to do another one soon. i don't know who to ask though. well, i can think of two people i could ask, but i don't know if they'd be interested. oh well. we'll see.

lastly, i want to bring up again something major concerning the blog. should i change the title? ryan said yes. scotty said no. as you can see above i've given you a taste of what the blog would look like with a new title. (editors note: i've changed the title back to just 'dick pics' until i make up my mind) thoughts? i kinda like cock and bullshit. covers the dick pics you will hopefully start sending with the cock part and everything else on here with the bullshit part. what do you think? id really like to know your opinions. ryan's and scotty's but also the other people. i don't want to make the decision based on only two people.

so that's pretty much it. sorry it was such a long post, but if you've made it this far thanks. comment away. good night, and good fucks.

2 comments:

dit said...

I love Gossip Girl. As far as renaming the blog? whats in a name?

dickophile said...

ah yes. dit. the only person that seems to entertain my gossip girl rants. omfg. sour cherries. and cum towels.

whats in a name? i have no clue. but i take it you don't think i should change it? lets see. thats two for dick pics and one for changing it.