Thursday, May 8, 2008

Christopher Is Obviously An Alcoholic Cum Junkie (Or Not. Who Knows?)

remember my new favorite christopher? well he sent me a pic a couple days ago only i kept forgetting to post it. well anyway its up now. so christopher is 39 and has a 7in cock. he lives in the nc mountains (boone area apparently.). he is about to open a restaurant in the next year, and he loves to hike, bike, and ski. but i bet that's not all he likes.


now this photo is a classic for me and quite possibly one of the best we've had on the blog. and its not cause he looks good for his age or cause he's got his cock out and its all pretty and shiny and its not cause he has a nice set of balls. its cause he's so obviously not naked to take the pic for the blog. this picture and the circumstances leading up to it have nothing to do with the fact that he's my newest favorite and im his so he wants to please me by sending the pic. its obvious he's naked and slumping like that cause he's just finished running around like a drunk cum hungry banshee and tired himself out doing whoever it is he was doing. then whoever it was took the pic and he thought "oh wait. i could send that to tim. only i won't say what really happened." but guess what. i know what happened christopher. i know. look at you. you're a mess. you're tired but still have the strength to hold up a glass of wine. course its possible you did plan taking the photo and you just needed a little liquid courage before hand. but i like the other version of events better. good fucks christopher. though judging by the photo you've already had one :)

note: christopher is my new favorite so all of the above comments should be taken in jest. and in my defense he did send me a pic holding a glass of wine and, well, my twisted mind went off on a tangent. the above is only a taste of the ridiculousness that i thought up. also, as far as i know he is not an alcoholic, a cum junkie, or any kind of junkie. and i also doubt he is a banshee. and even if he were i still think you should be more like him. cause he gets it.