The Pandorica Is Open And So Is My Mouth. I Want To Blow Someone.

i want to sit on his face.

oh my. ill just get on my knees now and open wide.

just fuck me already.

so is anyone else excited for the doctor who finale?

I Was Really Lusting After The New Doctor Until This Happened...

so im guessing theres no gym on the tardis. excuse me while i go google image captain jack to rinse this from my eyeballs.

Dr. Who Is The Shit!

seriously. it was amazing. i was blown away. i wouldnt say it was the best episode ever. that would have to be blink or midnight. and i didnt like it as much as torchwood children of the earth. but still i loved it and i thought i was going to hate it. matt smith totally won me over and amy pond seems like she'll be a fun companion. plus im looking foward to seeing more of tom hopper cause hes really hot and i want to sit on his face.


though i cant help but thinking they need to give the doctor a male companion. dont get me wrong i love rose and martha and especially donna and amy seems cool but i think the doctors next companion should be a big strong man wholl bend him over and fuck the shit out of him. im sure pleasuring himself with the sonic screwdriver is getting old. anyway i really have no complaints. well actually i dont much like the new tardis or the new graphics in the intro. but other than that it was great.

and of course it helps that matts a poof.


move over john barrowman. theres a new fag in the whoverse.


so. what did you think? poll time!!

Matt Smith Likes The Cock. Well No Its A Play. But Still.

come on and fuck me big boy.


but only if you have a big cock. like this big.


don't worry. its that big.


i dont kiss. how about a blow job?


sure you wouldnt rather stick your cock in here?


this is good too.


now fuck me!

60 Percent Of Voters Found The New Doctor Fuckable

so the matt smith hotness poll is closed. we had 10 votes. 4 were not aroused but 6 found him hot. so the decision has been made. if i ever see matty boy walking around alone some dark dreary night i will kidnap him and take him back to my lair and make dirty love to him. i will take his sonic screwdriver into my tard-ass and ride him so hard and so fast his cum will explode out of his cock like the earth exploded in that one episode.

anyway heres the new doctor finally getting to fuck rose.



well now im horny so im gonna go play doctor who with my boyfriend.

Shirtless Matt Smith For You (The Doctor Needs To Work Out A Bit)

so here we have the eleventh doc shirtless.


not too bad. he needs a six pack but i could. this is from the first series of secret diary of a call girl which coincidentally stars billie piper aka rose the doctors old companion. freaky. maybe the doctor used the tardis to travel to this dimension where rose is a hooker so he could finally fuck her? or not. more shirtless pics here. keep voting in the poll!

The Brittish Make Me Horny (This Includes A Skins Rant, Bear With Me)

where to start. well last week i finally watched the skins finale. yep after all the posts ranting about the show i put off watching the finale for several months. why? even though i said i enjoyed the season (and i did. sorta) those bitches went and killed chris. and then. well i took a break from the show looked back on series 2 and realized it was shit. compared to series 1, the second series was a right shit. sure things like seeing mitchy hewys ass and seeing nicky houltys ass and seeing anwar dressed as mitchy and having sketch and pandora around satiated me for a while but after they killed chris i opened my eyes and realized they fucked the show up. they turned tony into an amnesiac which was fun for a while but got old, they sent cassie off to new york, they killed chris, knocked up jal (which would have been okay if they hadnt killed chris but they did. they killed him), and they didnt pay enough attention to maxxies love life. a chav boy snog and a twinky boyfriend who appears for all of two seconds do not a love life make. and then when i finally watch the finale i thought yay!! they fixed it. tony and sid stealing a coffin? yes! maxxie and anwar and the whathisface boyfriend running off to london? love it!! even though they left sketch behind. but then just when they lulled me back into a state of skins bliss they fucked it up. tony and michelle? they broke up. or not. i dont know what that shit was. and in the biggest fuck you to the audience or at least to me they didnt even show us if sid found cassie. i think he may have but then again. its sid. hes slow. he may not have seen her. i dont know i just wasnt satisfied. they killed chris for fucks sake!!! anyway how did you guys feel? i guess it doesnt matter. cause its out with old and in with the new.

at least the new boys are hot.





and look. a trailer!!



and the fuck scene in the bathroom? oh my god!! the old skins may be dead but long live the new skins!!!! (even if the boys all seem to be straight).

in other news. we have a new doctor too. and hes young. and possibly hot. i cant decide.

he does look dashing.



and why not have a young doctor? (hes 26 which is like the youngest ever) i was in love with christopher eccleston, but david tennant did nothing for me. sure i liked him as the doctor but if we're talking sex i would have passed. this one on the other hand intrigues me.


and even though his hotness is admittedly in question i can totally see those lips sucking on my cock and frenching my ass.


but since i cant decide for sure that means a poll!!! the old one was fun. 13 voted. 1 agreed with me and thought seeing our fave tops bottom ruined their hotness. 3 accepted it. and 9 thought it was hot. these 9 of course were tops who like the idea of making a butch top their bitch. cant blame them. but now i wanna know if you'd like to make the new doctor your bitch. are we looking forward to 2010 or are we glad hes not taking over just yet? anyway. gossip girl tonight! so im a happy boy.

update: heres the matt smith interview. he seems very flabbergasted :) hes cute but he must get a haircut!