People Need To Fuck Off

so nothing special seems to happen today except for when i see this hottie. im leaving the store and i pass this gorgeous guy. kind of a pretty boy. gorgeous, young, amazing bod begging to be ravaged. but at the same time he has this edge. this demeanor. this don't fuck with me sort of thing going on. but it was subtle. if you were farther away you may not have noticed it but up close i saw it. i saw it in his eyes. and i wanted him. i wanted him to throw me down with the pretty and the edge and take me. but he didn't. cause he was probably straight. cause they all are. i don't know why but they just are. life's not fair like that. anyway he went in the store and i went the other way thinking about him. wondering if he might be in the army or something cause even though his hair was grown out a little it looked like it was a buzz cut not to long ago. hmm. so because he was hot and because in my head he was this take no prisoners fuck you silly soldier boy he was all i could think about. he was in the fiber of my being. until i saw something else pretty and shiny and forgot all about him. :)

then at another store i am remined that people are stupid. people get on my nerves. they need to shut the fuck up. they need to stop saying stupid things. just cause im nice to you doesn't mean i like you. it means my mother raised me to be nice. meanwhile im thinking about bitch slapping you from here to the other end of the store. that's why im smiling. not cause im happy to talk to you. but because in my mind you've just slammed into the wall screaming in pain. okay maybe im being rude. you can't help yourself. maybe next time you wont say something that sets that dark place in my head off thinking of all the different ways i want to hurt you. then again. maybe not.

listening to this though makes me less cranky.



good fucks.

Firefox Is Fucking With Me

anyone else having trouble with firefox over the last day or so? it keeps quiting on me. i thought maybe it was some sort of system problem everyone might be having. whatever it is im pissed. lets all vent in the comments.

Hot Smoothie Boy And The Mysterious Case Of Rod Stewart

so today while running around i decide to get a smoothie and the guy behind the counter is perhaps the hottest most beautiful creature ever. and not like pretty. more handsome. but not handsome. cause he's young and fresh. and handsome makes me think of old guys like brad pitt and eric bana who can both take me anyway they like. but anyway the boy is gorgeous. and i must have him. and i have to remind myself not to stare. and i've seen a few hot boys today and a few hot smoothie boys in general but this one is the hottest. i need him. but i know i can't have him and i may never see him again. and soon i may even forget him. but for a few fleeting seconds i know he's mine and im the only one that realizes how beautiful he is at this moment in time and he's the only man in the world for me. until of course i get home and start gawking at another hottie which leads us to our other tale.

while reading the comments on london preppy's latest post that features one of his music videos of the mundane i see someone mention rod stewart. well what's weird is a couple seconds later that song have you ever seen the rain pops into my head. i don't think of this song often but i do like it and its sad but that fits my current mood. so as i sing this song in my head im curious as to who's song it is. well i google the lyrics and guess who's the second name to pop up? rod fucking stewart. now here's the thing. the version in my head is sung by a woman. this however is odd since after looking the song up on wikipedia and then using that info to look it up on youtube i realized the version i heard was on the very first episode of cold case some five years ago and is sung by a man. i haven't seen that episode since then by the way. now weather or not i remember the song from then or somewhere else is unclear. the song is listed as playing on several different things on wiki and granted this list could be only a fraction of the times its been played but the only one i've seen is cold case. and the one on cold case was sung by creedence clearwater revival. not rod stewart. and i know creedence's version is the one i heard because after playing it on youtube i immediately recognize it and realize this is the version i was playing in my head but for some reason i thought the voice was a woman's but it wasn't. as for rod, i don't even recognize his inferior version. and to be quite honest i dont know much about him, i don't read about him, and i forget what he looks like most of the time. so how reading his name made me think of a song that he just so happened to have sung that i heard five years ago (or more recently, who knows) when i never heard his version and i didn't know he had a version freaks me out. any shrinks out there can tell me how the hell this all transpired? well anyway here are both versions. who's do you like better? let me know in the comments.

rod's


creedence's


good day and good fucks.

Oh. My. God!!!!!

oh my god. im kind of in shock right now. all i keep doing is saying oh my god in a constant loop. im really in shock. im like, i dont know if i've ever felt like this. no tiffany is not out. im not gonna cry but i am in a bit of shock and i think im somewhat entitled. so. do you guys read brent corrigan's blog? you should. its a good read. i've read it ever since he was on his old site but then drama happened and he had to move to a knew one. i read every single post off his old blog and every single post off his new one. and just recently i started commenting. not a lot. like twice but i was doing it. and it was cool cause i had been reading for so long. anyone that's been reading his stuff knows about all the drama he's had to go through. well anyway, i've been a fan from reading his blogs. his porn not so much. i'm sure its entertaining and id love to see it. i have actually but i only saw two scenes. the point is its not his porn that made me a fan. its his blog. its really fun and interesting. and he put a lot of himself out there. he held back on some stuff but he still put himself under the microscope so to speak. well anyway, recently things started looking up. he just put out a new video that was all his own. he directed it and starred in it. he was talking about doing another one and he was also considering finally getting together a members site. he also is going to be in another gay sequel. he seemed really happy and it was like things were looking up for him. and it was cool cause it was nice to see him slowing crawling his way back to the top after all these years of his struggling. only now he's gone. after all these years of reading he's gone. he wrote this really beautiful heart breaking post. a dear john of sorts. its a great read and i don't think he's ever been more open and honest. anyway i understand in a way why he's leaving. but at the same time im shocked cause i could see this happening a few months ago. but now things seemed to be looking up so its kind of a surprise. anyway i just hope that he is happy and that he is able to become successful in whatever it is he decides to do now that he will be drifting back into obscurity. i also hope he considers to keep on blogging. just because he's no longer leading a public life doesn't mean he shouldn't blog. plenty of people blog about pointless shit no one cares about. look at me. he could call it brent corrigan becomes a nobody. and i would read every single post. and i would love it. cause i never really liked him for his porn (though he did help me get two great loads.) i just liked him for him. he was funny, and silly, and hot, and his writing was entertaining and since i really didn't see much of his work it was more like reading some random twenty year old's blog about his various struggles than a blog by a porn star. oh well. sorry for rambling about all this. you can get back to whatever you were doing before. good night and good fucks.

Sympathy For A Blogger

what is wrong with you people?!?!!?! what must i do to please you?! yes that means you willy!!! i've already responded to your snide remarks in the comments, but i felt i had to say it again. please people, have some sympathy....

Bobbie Gentry

willy said i should post more songs and less feelings and since i'm perfectly happy being his blogger bitch, im gonna do as i'm told. here are two more songs i like. i dont usually like country, but there are a hand full of songs i cant help but enjoy. and pretty much all of them are older songs. here are two pretty depressing songs by bobbie gentry. the first is ode to billy joe. looooove this song.



and here is fancy. another song i love. bobbie's just so cute here. and yes we are on a first name basis.



now before anyone says anything, yes i do realize fancy is a more fast paced song. its rhythm is a bit more upbeat. but its still kinda depressing. listen to the lyrics. its about a woman who was turned out by her own mother. she's a gold digger. a hooker. a whore. she got success laying on her back and being fucked in the ass on all fours which is all well and good and usually enjoyable except that it was probably by dirty old men. if that's not depressing i don't know what is.

Hollyoaks, Fingering, And The Weepies

so last night after chatting with a nice guy, and enjoying a little hollyoaks (john paul and craig are finally starting to get steamy. out here anyway.) i enjoyed a little anal pleasure to lift my spirits. you have to check this vid out. soooo hot! i love the bottom for putting on a good show, but hate him for hogging that dick all to himself. sadly i didn't have a lot of time cause it was late and i needed to get to bed so i sped up to the six minute mark which is when they start fucking and had the best 5 minutes of my day. anyway, now that i'm in a better mood, i can fully appreciate how cool it is that not only did willy link to the blog but he took the time out to leave a comment and it was a nice one at that!! i'm totally gonna take his advice and start blogging when i get depressed. it'll be a good outlet for me and apparently create some good posts for you guys to read. anyway i'm glad you liked the song willy. i looked up that one you told me about and it was pretty good.



here's another song i used to listen to a lot and just discovered again. hope you like it. it used to make me cry back when i had tears. probably still could but so far i refuse to let it. i couldnt find an official video so i put this instead. enjoy. frix out.

Fuck!! Shit Ass Mother Fucking Cunt Ass Mother Fuckers!!!

sorry about my french, but i've been trying to get together a new pic post of goodies i found over at fmf for over an hour now and i still can't get blogger to accept the pics. ahhhhhhh!!!!!! fuck you and your silly orange logo!! okay. i feel better now. i think i'm gonna pretend like this whole day never happened. if i drank i'd probably go get tanked but i dont so instead i think i'll treat myself to a bunch of junk food and an amazing load later tonight. oh and willy left a comment earlier. i was happy about it for a second but now i'm too pissed to care. good night and good fucks.

My Shitty Mood

so i've come to realize having a blah day isn't all that bad compared to having a shitty day which is exactly what i got after going out to run some errands. fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!! i'm very pissed right now and the only thing that can make it better is dick, but since i don't have a boyfriend, refuse to have anonymous sex with some random loser, and you guys won't send me any pics i'm gonna go look at pics of random hotties with dick in hand and finger up ass. that is all.



p.s. please stand by for an important upcoming post that will allow all of you to decide something that i think is a very important part of this blog's future. thats right fuckers, the polls will soon be open. again. and i'd like it if more than 11 people would vote. because trust me, this is far more important than who the next president is. right? right. thank you.

My Mood

i don't know why but my mood right now is just blah! everything just seems so, well, you know...



i really like the pierces. well actually i've only heard a few of their songs but i love them all and this one is perfect for how i feel right now. though listening to it seems to put me in a better mood and i don't find them boring so...shit! that defeats the purpose of this whole post. oh well.