so i've come to realize having a blah day isn't all that bad compared to having a shitty day which is exactly what i got after going out to run some errands. fuckkkkkkkkk!!!!! i'm very pissed right now and the only thing that can make it better is dick, but since i don't have a boyfriend, refuse to have anonymous sex with some random loser, and you guys won't send me any pics i'm gonna go look at pics of random hotties with dick in hand and finger up ass. that is all.
p.s. please stand by for an important upcoming post that will allow all of you to decide something that i think is a very important part of this blog's future. thats right fuckers, the polls will soon be open. again. and i'd like it if more than 11 people would vote. because trust me, this is far more important than who the next president is. right? right. thank you.
2 comments:
Well done! One of my all-time favorite songs. Another one is Death Cab for Cutie "I will follow you into the dark". You should get depressed more often, it increases the quality of your blog. Cheers Dickhead ;)
glad you liked it. this side of me tends to come out from time to time i just don't usually share it here. but if you really think it makes the blog better i just might change that policy.
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