Horny New Year!!

happy new year bitches!!!

so where to start? well for me the last day of '08 started the way all days should start. with a tongue knocking on my backdoor. gotta love ab. he knows how to keep his bitch happy. so after some sucking, fucking, screaming, reaming, and cum shooting rm and rmgf seemed to cum at about the same time. now this was not the first time id heard these two fuck but, it was definitely the most interesting. rmgf even called rm daddy. now when guys do that in gay porn its hot, but when she did it all i could seem to think of was rmgf's dad doing...well something you should not do to your daughter. anyway ab and i decided against fucking with that nasty imagery in our heads. leave it to the breeders to stop gays from enjoying themselves.

anyway rmgf and i spent most of the day lounging around while the idiots, er boyfriends got things ready for the impending invasion of our party guests. rmgf and i decided to come up with some new years fucks. like new years resolutions only specific to the guys youd like to fuck after you get rid of the dead weight. hers were all the american olympians and mine were all the gossip guys. young and old. im not picky.

the party was quite fun and ax and jock were there. so was jocks new girlfriend. can you say awkward? i felt bad for her but shes pretty and im sure in a few years she and jock can look back on this and laugh while sitting on their couch in their hip new york apartment while their faggy friend screeches like a howler monkey. no wait. thats will and grace. this real life situation will probably end in disaster not 8 years of laughs. oh well.

so as the new year approached i have to say i was kinda sorta emotional? i had some sort of happy, weird emotion thingy i hadnt felt before so im not sure what to call it. the point is for the first time i had a guy, a hot guy, to tongue when the clock struck 12. so as taylor swift and joe "fuckable again since he shaved and got a haircut" jonas ignored each other i grabbed rm and tongue fucked that bitches mouth like it was the last time (cause i knew he would never let me get that close again). ab didnt notice though cause rmgf was keeping his mouth occupied. i dont know that rm enjoyed himself (he has gay cooties now) but ab was a good sport and even gave rmgf a little dip. then the bitch touched his ass and i had to shew her away cause that was not in the agreement.

anyway 09 rang in without a hitch and after we kicked out our guests ab and i enjoyed our first fuck of the new year. so how was your new years? wait. i dont care. fuck you all.

p.s. is anyone else glad polislag is back?