Skins Is Back But Is It Better Than Ever? I Don't Know. What Do I Know? Pandora Is Useless.

so for starters id just like to say that i want you bitches to comment and thank me for this post. you dont have to read it just skip ahead and comment and thank me cause it was hard fucking work putting this together. im exhausted now. so you better fucking appreciate this.

same skins. new kids. these are our three new hunks.


so first we have freddie. freddie is gorgeous. freddie also has a strange bruise. either he got it skateboarding or his father beats him. its skins so it could be anything.


next is cook. cook is dirty hot. hes like tony only more psycho. less brains.


and then jj. jj is like the new sid/anwar. sex crazed and lacking in the looks department. only i find myself in love with him. do you find him adorkable moji?


effie and pandora are back. effie is still kinda evil from what i can tell. she hasnt done anything yet but you can tell theres something brewing in that head of hers. she scares me. she can be your best friend or your worst enemy. pandora is too stupid to even notice. thats why effie likes hers. shes a fun plaything.


so there are some twins too. and one of them might have hooked up with this butchy blonde. except both the twins and the blonde have pussies. yes last time it was fags now its lezzies. because they have in-holes with nothing sticking out i put no effort into finding pics of them. all you need to know about them is that one of the twins is fucking this hot footballer. i want that tongue licking my ass. he needs to be naked next time i see him.


so the boys meet up. i love when guys sit like this showing their crotches. just waiting for someone to crawl between their legs and take care of things. ab sits like this. and i get hard. and have to figtht the urge when someone is around. unless its just rm or rmgf in which case i give in.


i love freddie. hes just so hot. dont deny it moji.


i want to stick my cock in there. dont we all?


we also got to meet this tall hottie. pandora wants him. i hope she gets him. then we can see him naked!


but before that we got to see cock i mean cook misbehave at an assembly.


like effie he is kind of evil. does he want to stick that glue stick in my ass? will i let him?


so cook got his ass out for all to see. apparently theres an inventive tattoo on his cock.


i want to grab it!


freddie and jj are a bit embarrassed.


cook isnt. he even gives us a few thrusts.


hes so proud of his ass. as he should be.


those lips.


those crothces! oh and thats the list of things they have to compete to finish to see who gets to if u seek effie. for the slow that means fuck her.


jj hasnt got a chance in hell.


cook does though.


sadly no ass here. he does ask her to grab his balls though. several times actually. which means i guess she didnt want to. i would have though.


so yeah this episode was definitely good. we'll need to wait a few episodes to decide if its as good as the old skins but at least it wasnt a complete failure. i know this because when i wasnt laughing out loud i was hard and when i wasnt hard i...no i was hard the whole time. so please watch. if youre in the states like me you can watch it here. great quality. now if you'll excuse me im going to cuddle with my boyfriend. im too tired now to fuck. maybe he can grope my ass a bit. and finger me. okay ill let him fuck me but im not doing anything. im just laying there. as is my right. fuck you until next time.