Bros And Socials And Basses Oh My!

oh and there were true beauties too. so i know not all of you like it when i go off on telly inspired rants but if you love me you'll bear with me.

so the bromance boys were pmsing. i love that show for its hotness (its like watching sean cody without the fucking) but it might get old soon. especially if they dont keep their promise of hot tub eliminations that they totally broke last night. the city was seriously lacking some alex. i have a feeling we wont be seeing him again. and i only got to see adam for like a minute. and he was fully clothed!!!

here are some pics of adam in case you have no idea who im talking about and why him being fully clothed is a senn. which happens to be his last name.




and jay continues to annoy me. but olivia continues to amaze me with her complex levels of bitchery. (her and her cousin were a highlight last night as always) but i cant call her the bad guy cause whitney is letting jay emasculate her. or uhm defeminate? huh? whatever. all i know is that whitney is behaving like lauren would. and whitney is better than that. whitney has a brain. whitney is supposed to be the next anna wintour not the next carrie bradshaw pretending like shes an independent woman when really all she wants is a man. but anywho i really hope olivia succeeds in breaking up whitney and jay. i also hope she manages to give us more shirtless adam. how? i dont know.

but on to more important new york happenings! gossip girl is back and boy did i miss her. nate was gone. but. wait. there is no but. nate being gone is unacceptable!! we did however have a hot thirty-something who was seriously bordering on pedophilia. but hes hot and she is 18 now so its okay. but really i cannot believe blair hooked up with the older slightly hotter bass!!! i dont blame her though. and now we know that she doesnt have a chuck weakness she has a bass weakness. which means she may have let daddy bass fuck her too. but i guess that secret went with daddy to his grave. oh and can i have my own doroda please? love her.

but let us not forget true beauty. a smorgasbord of male hotness and bitchy woman. will it be a guilty pleasure or just bad? remains to be seen. what else remains to be seen? joels cock. i need to see it. and feel it. and suck it and fuck it and hold it and well you get it. i was sure a quick google image search would turn up a bunch of half naked homoerotic shots of him but sadly nothing came up. yet. give the gay mafia time. and all his bits and pieces will be revealed.

anyway my boyfriend is horny. so yeah i better go take care of that. real world tomorrow with trannies and gays and soldier boys oh my!!