My Sister Is Gone! Let The Spontaneous Fucking Continue!

so my sister went home on saturday but i havent been able to post until now because i was too busy sucking cock. and riding cock. and spitting out my boyfriends cum. he says its insulting. i say the fact that i even let him cum in my mouth in the first place should be enough to appease him. and no i dont let him do it often. if he even thinks about it i bite down and suddenly he cant get out of my mouth quick enough.

anyfuck my sister being here wasnt so bad. and ab was a good sport considering there was no fucking and my sister walked in on him in the shower every chance she got. i dont know why but they seem to get along. i guess its not that surprising. my sister is nice to anything with a six pack.

so the first highlight of my sisters trip came when i took her with me and ab to a party ax was throwing. because she totally fucked him in the ass with her words and he didnt like it. everyone had been drinking. except me. ax was probably the drunkest out of everyone. he was sitting next to ab and kept putting his cummy little hands on my boyfriends leg and being way too flirty. i started considering fucking ng to piss ax off and because ngs hot and i want to fuck him. ax was kind of sweaty and made some sort of remark about it.

sister: is that why you smell like stale cum? its like you're sweating cum. like all the cum you take up your ass is leaking out of your pores.

and then she turns to ng and says.

sister: is that your cum or someone elses?

ng: who knows.

ax was pissed. i think it was less about the fact that she was calling him a cum dump and more about the fact that everyone was laughing at him instead of fucking him. i actually felt bad for him because he always smells like cum. he just cant help. now i dont know if she did this to be a good big sister to the not so tight asshole that was hitting on her brothers boyfriend or to piss off the not so tight asshole who said this when she told some chick that bumped into her earlier to fuck off.

ax: youre a mean bitch. *long uncomfortable pause* but i like it.

this was a big mistake. and it was only a matter of time before my sister bent him over and gave him a verbal spanking he wouldnt find as enjoyable as the ones ab used to give him. and yes it is disturbing that we both like that.

so pretty much the only bad part about sister meeting my friends or frenemies or whatever the fuck you want to call them was having to watch her and dn flirting with each other. sure hes hot. but. hes a douche nozzle! i told her to stop speaking to him but she was too busy batting her eyelashes and deciding if she was going to let him fuck her in the ass or not to notice. and no they didnt fuck. well they tongue fucked. but that was better than her bringing him back to my place and having to hear them fuck and ab begging to fuck me since they were fucking too.

but the best part about having my sister here was a moment so amazing, so cum worthy, so fucking awesome that not only do i want my sister to come back soon to visit again but i actually gave her a hug when she left. this is huge because physical contact between the two of us is usually much more violent and leaves bruises. actually she did say i was hugging her too tight. so what helped to bring me and my sister closer together? leo.



my sister and i first ran into leo in the hallway one day. it was just a quick hello but he shook her hand and she later told me that she got wet on contact. i of course was pissed that he didnt finger me too. and yes i consider getting a handshake from leo fingering because its just as enjoyable. but we already know each other so there was no need. but i got over the rejection because my sister totally made up for it when the three of us found ourselves on the elevator together. ive talked about my romantic elevator rides with leo before because they're always enjoyable mainly because leo is unable to get away from the vice-like grip of my ass in such a confined space.

so what made this elevator ride more enjoyable than the others? well as luck would have it leo was returning from a workout. and he was all sweaty. his musk made my nose cum. my sister being the evil genius that she is used this as an opportunity to flirt shamelessly and touch his bulgtastic body. and while groping his arms she said the nicest thing shes ever said to me.

sister: 0h my god you have to feel this.

and i did. i got to touch leos amazing arms. and he didnt even notice because he was too busy eye fucking my sister. he was completely ignoring me. not only did it make me want him more it made me want to cry. but i didnt cause him ingnoring me meant i got to bend down and blow him. well i didnt. but i could have. i even got a quick feel of his pecs. but then i had to stop cause cum was running down my leg and i was wearing shorts so it was noticeable. he didnt notice of course but my sister did. and she pointed it out to him and then he licked it off me and spit it in my ass to use as lube. or was that a dream? anyfuck this was the greatest day of my life and definitely the best fake sex leo and i have had. im still in disbelief that i have my sister to thank for that. im also in disbelief that i momentarily entertained the idea of a threesome with leo and my sister since im so hungry for his cum id actually do it. even if he only let me suck his cock like cody cummings. well ab and i still have some fucking to make up for. ta bitches.

How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

I Came All Over Myself In An Elevator Today

so i got into the elevator in my building today and the greatest thing ever happened. leo came in behind me! you have no idea how much i wish this was as dirty as it sounds. now this was not the first time we had been in the elevator together. it had happened one other time late at night but it was a total dud cause when he got on ab was force feeding me his tongue. ab is rarely embarrassed by pda, especially so when hes drunk which he was. so he was completely unfazed when leo got on the elevator while we were making out, on our way up to my place to fuck. i wanted to escape that brutes embrace so i could make contact with leo but he had me pinned against the wall so i made the most of the situation by rubbing abs hardening cock so leo would know what he was in store for when i finally got him alone. from what i could tell he looked uncomfortable but i couldnt tell if it was "shit these two are giving me a boner" discomfort or "shit i think these fags are gonna start fucking right in front of me i need to find the nearest pussy so i can fuck it and feel like a man" discomfort. rmgf said it was the latter and that she wishes she had been on that elevator with us.

so anyway back to today. he says "hey" with that sexy deep straight boy voice of his and i just nod hello nervously and start squirming because i started to cum. then he asked me to get on my knees and suck his dick. well no he didnt ask me that. actually he didnt say anything else. probably cause my drooling was freaking him out. that or the fact that i was rubbing my still rock hard cock. i on the other did try to say something to engage him in conversation but it didnt work cause all that came out of my mouth was some sort of guttural moan. i just couldnt speak properly cause my brain was too busy thinking about the two of us stripping naked and using the cum spilling out of my boxers to lube up his cock so he could give me the elevator ride of my life. now if you're wondering why im making such a huge deal about us being in an elevator together (huge like his cock) it has little to do with the fact that common courtesy demands that we exchange pleasantries or the fact that we were so close i could smell him. its because we were in a confined space where he was trapped and i could finally have my way with him whether he liked it or not. i dont care if he is twice my size there is no way hes fighting me off. when im horny i have the strength of a thousand twinks which is like the strength of one hundred men.

sadly though i didnt get the chance to make my move. before i could our cum-filled elevator ride was over. first he got off, then i got off a second time looking at his sexy ass and wondering how it would look while he fucked me into nirvana, and then finally i got off the elevator to go clean myself up. i was so sticky what with all the cum and drool.

and while the fact that i totally missed out on finally having my way with leo upsets me what really pisses me off is that rmgf has been on the elevator with him like 4 times and rm sees him "a lot". rmgf doesnt even fucking live here!! and rm is straight which means leos hotness and bulges are wasted on him!!! bitches! now if you'll excuse me im gonna go do my boyfriend doggy style and pretend hes leo. i dont think ill able to fall asleep until ive cum a few more times.

Spring Bareback AKA The Bitch Is Back And Ready To Bend Over

no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.

anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.

as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.

and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.

Random Facts

1. rm and i have been trying to bond again and get our relationship back to where it used to be before that whole thing with ab. so this weekend he took me to the batting cages. which apparently is not some sort of sex club. i didnt have much fun since i hate balls and bats and having to play with them. wait. that came out wrong. anyway i spent most of the time staring at and groping rms ass. he didnt seem to mind but what did piss him off was when i flirted with the others guys. he doesnt like sharing.


2. so rmgf and i have been lusting after our new neighbor. lets call him leo. this guy is the hottest thing i have ever seen. he kind of resembles leo giamani. he has the dark hair and smoldering eyes but to be more specific they share the same rock hard abs. in fact his entire body bulges all over the place. its insane.


the other day rmgf and i were leaving to go to starbucks and he walked into the hallway wearing only his underwear. you cant understand how turned on we were. our tongues were literally on the floor but sadly they didnt get to go anywhere near his body. it was like torture. the only thing keeping his cock from us was a thin white layer of fabric. fucking fabric. fucking massively bulging fabric. sadly he seems to be straight. rmgf saw some girl walking out of his place looking freshly fucked. im surprised there wasnt cum dripping down her leg. lucky bitch. anyway this is what i have a fag hag for. rmgf promises to tell me how good he is in bed.


3. so i guess cause its been a while i can talk about it without getting in trouble. as you can imagine ab was pissed when he found out dn, his supposed best friend, slept with ax. he hadnt really been talking to him and then we saw him at a party at axs. dn kept trying to talk to ab so he confronted him and they started yelling at each other. luckily it didnt get physical. ax kind of got off the hook cause sadly ab has come to expect this from him but dn was supposed to be his friend so i think that one hurts him more. i feel bad for him but i think hes starting to get over it. i dont know if they'll be friends again but what happened is in the past now.


4. ab's mad at me. jock invited me to a party and ab had plans so i decided to go. hes mad and i guess i cant argue with him. i probably shouldnt have gone. well i know i shouldnt have.


but in my defense i broght rmgf with me to make sure i behaved myself. besides jocks girlfriend was with him and it was at his older brothers frat house which is like the last place hed try and fuck me since hes still buried deep in his closet. and the prospect of being at a party full of drunken horny frat boys was just too much for rmgf and i to pass up. anyway ive been making it up to him. one guess how. my ass helps me get away with everything.