jock.

so there's this guy. gorgeous. he plays some sort of sport. whatever. i want to fuck him. and he wants me bad. obvs. and hes in the closet which is perfect cause hes not gonna tell anyone he fucked a guy so ab would never know. (unless he enjoys himself so much he decides to come out and whisk me off to london where we'll fuck all day and troll the pubs for ruggers all night.) so i discuss this with rmgf. and she says i cant cause i have ab and we like ab. ab is sweet. ab is funny. ab is perfect and we dont want ab to find out and leave. and im like if hes so great why dont you fuck him and shes all i try but he prefers cock to cunt. and its true. (and before you say anythig she said cunt. not me. i know how you women can be. not that there are any reading this.) so i say okay and will pawn jock off on ab's ex who i have a love/hate relatinship with but who i will hate less if i know hes busying himself fucking someone else. and i will love him if he gives me details like how big his cock is and what he does with it. but something must be done. i must find jock a fuck bud or get him back on the puss (which rmgf has volunteered to do) cause if this flirting doesnt stop soon i think im gonna cave and melt into those big paws of his and let him have his jockish way with me. i may even wear a jock so he can have easy access.

p.s. john mccain. barack obama. sarah palin. joe biden. young. (you can ignore all that regular readers. its just so we can get some extra hits and shock a few republicans. or help a few gay republicans realize the joys of gay sex.)

everyone fuck each other.