Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I HATE LITTLE J!

bitch stole my man. its not like she knows what to do with him or his perfectly shaped penis which probably cums gold. she's 15!

im totally sending blair and georgina after her.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Despite the name of this blog, there really aren't many dick pics around here.

Anonymous said...

haha, finally another post. better than nothing....although very short. I actually personally know taylor momsen. don't hate on her. if you think about it, the rest of the cast is 20 something playing 17, she's actually 15, playing 15. thats pretty dope. haha. although i feel the same way about the recent episode, but i prefer the model teddy mcgregor to chace crawford, he's more real/normal looking in person. chace looks like he tried reeeealllly hard to be casual in person. to say something good though he is very nice and polite and conversational. START POSTING MORE

dickophile said...

lanthanide - no there arent because my fucking readers wont send me any fucking pics. at this point the name is just a sad reminder of what this blog could have been. and a sad reminder that im too lazy to change the name.

jbh-b - you know there is another new post below this one that is quite a bit longer. did you miss it? anyway i dont hate taymom. i just hate jenny. and until she stops getting to taste the succulent pillows attached to nates face he calls lips its going to stay that way. and since you've met chace its possible ill start hating you too. unless you spill some deets. like what does he smell like? does being in his presence cause spontaneous orgasms? is he gay? is he easy to kidnap? anyway ill try posting more just for you. and who is this teddy guy? i googled him and got nothing. (and i dont really hate you or anyone. i admire someone who gets to be in the presence of chace. you actually my hero.)

dit said...

Ok, I love Gossip Girl. I wish the seasons for it were not so short! Jeez! lol

dickophile said...

dit - uh hello! the new season is going to be 25 episodes!!!! 25 fucking episodes!!!! they're totally making up for last season!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!