Thursday, February 5, 2009

I'm Blair, AX Is Serena, And We Met Up To Discuss AB, Who's Nate, Fucking Him While DN, Who's Chuck, Watched. Are You Confused Mac? Cause I Am.

which do you think is more complicated. fucking in the back of a moving car or fucking on a bar stool? whatever. so i was supposed to write this yesterday but i didnt cause i didnt feel like it. and no im not apologizing.

okay so i met up with the cum hungry whore (aka ax) on tuesday. the purpose of our meeting was to use my infamous skills of manipulation to get the bitch to squeal on what he knows about dn and ab possibly hooking up. so we met up and got the usual chit chat out of the way. and by that i mean him regaling me with some story about jock fucking him in the bathroom of some mall. they're gross. whatever.

so first i ask if ab has mentioned our resent problems involving his failing to mention that dn was involved in what rmgf has started calling the car sex scandal (css). he said ab had mentioned something about it but he didnt know the whole story. i explained that i got pissed off when i found out that dn apparently likes sticking his dick in boys as much as girls when ab had said he was straight. ax said it wasnt that big a deal and that he didnt think dn was interested in ab or even knew that ab had been into him. and that if he did know he didnt care. so i was like you dont think theyve ever hooked up? and he said no. he said that from what he knows the only times dn has hooked up with guys its been random twinks he wont have to deal with again. usually because its convenient.

so then i went in for the good stuff. he was hesitant at first but admitted he had fucked dn once. he said it was hot sex and that it was probably dns first time fucking a guy in the ass. and he said dn kept calling his ass his pussy. stuff like you like my cock in your pussy? not that ax minded. i could just see his ass hole puckering while he described it. he swore it happened after he broke up with ab but the reason they broke up was because ax cheated and i wouldnt be surprised if he was lying. i actually feel kind of bad for ab that his supposed best friend would fuck his ex. this is why hes a douche nozzle. but i wasnt surprised since after talking to my sister i pretty much suspected they had hooked up. ab never told me the specifics of the css but im pretty sure ax is the one that started it. dont get me wrong. ab is adventurous, but im sure ax is the one that started the whole thing and im positive it was because he was trying to turn dn on.

anyway after our chat i now believe that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn and its obvious to me that he was definitely not thinking about ab that night. plus all of this happened before we even met so it doesnt seem worth it to keep obsessing over it. so ive decided to forgive him and have chosen not to retaliate by fucking jock even though its totally fair. he still has to pay for lying to me but im just gonna have to accept that he has a past even though hes basically my first everything. and as long as he didnt fuck dn im just gonna have to trust him when hes around him the same way i trust him when hes around ax just like he has to trust me every time im around jock or really just when im around any hot guy i encounter. at least thats what rm says but then again what the fuck does he know?

so thats the end of that and we will never mention this whole sordid incident again. unless its to hold over abs head. cause this is like a get out of jail free card for me. so just in case i ever do anything to really piss him off i get to whip this out and beat him across the face with it like he does to me with his cock. arent relationships fun?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You 20-something gay boys are supposed to be all fucking each other, and be in denial about it. That way, by the time you reach 30, you can better define borders between sex and friendship, can be comfortable about your own bodies as well as seeing your friends naked, and be able to have a normal conversation when you run into a friend who is cruising at the park. Just enjoy it And Ryan, it doesn't get any more anonymous than in Toronto. I live in Vancouver where everyone knows each others business and its published in the newspaper.

mac20 said...

Blair, you really shouldn't be blogging when you're on those experimental bipolar meds.

dickophile said...

mnt - cruising in a park? its shit like this that makes me hate being gay. whore around if you must, but in a park? have some dignity and go to a sauna! :)

mac - go dust something darota! im plotting nates punishment for lying to me.

em - do i have to change it? i guess i better before he brings it up.