Edie's Not Really Dead, Right? She Faked Her Death, Right? She's Cumming Back, Right?!

i was in denial until today. kept hoping that it was all a dream. or that maybe she would be in a coma. but just like that edie britt went out not with a bang but with a whimper. sure it was the whimper of a woman enjoying some hunk eating her puss out. but still. i guess i just always figured if they ever really killed edie she'd die in an explosion or maybe at the hands of susan. not in some weird car crash/electrocution. it was nice though getting to see the nice-ish side of edie. but it was a huuuuuge mistake to kill her off. cause whos gonna get all those flaccid, neglected dicks on wisteria lane hard now? speaking of dick. travers got hot! but is anyone surprised edie's son turned out to be hunk? so, do we think he likes the cock as much as his mom did? he is in an all boys school after all. and from what i hear those boys are all a bunch of queens.

and speaking of queens was bitches & sluts a total let down or what? sure we got this hot kiss...



but i am pissed b&s passed up the opportunity for what could have been a groundbreaking move towards equality. or at least jerk-off material for me. not only was it cruel to tease us like that it was fucking unbelievable. we all know scotty and kevin are both bottoms so you know neither one of them is satisfied in this sham of a marriage. and there is no way their twitching holes would let them turn down chads offer to bend them over and fuck them into oblivion. besides, scotty and kevin should not be allowed to even think about saying no to a guy that hot. if anything it should have been the other way around. cause truth be told i never understood chad's attraction to kevin. or scottys for that matter. sure its sweet to show a plain gay like kevin get all these sexy guys but we all know in real life chad and scotty would be fucking each other and they wouldnt even give kevin a second glance. dont deny it. the gays dont watch this show for kevin. we watch it to see what cock hes gonna get to ride next. and the fact that he didnt ride chads tonight is inexcusable. fuck that show and fuck you all.