My Boyfriend Is Jealous Because Leandro Maeder Made My Ass Cum Last Night

so i absolutely loooove the rachel zoe project on bravo. its like the gayest show ever!! they've got rachel whos like a gay man trapped in a womans body, brad whos like the gayest individual on the planet (and who was showing off some rather girlish legs last night) and then to top it all of its all about fashion dahling!!! the only thing rzp has been lacking is eye candy. dont get me wrong i love the whole zac efron in thirty years thing rachels husband roger is rocking.



but he just doesnt do it for me. and neither does brad whos totally kurt wilds gayer, bitchier, and not nearly as hot cousin.



you think hes as much of a screamer as kurt?



anyway last night they made up for the serious lack of eye candy by having rachel do a photo shoot for v magazine complete with male models!!! and the hottest of the bunch was leandro maeder!


hes so hot just thinking about him makes my ass lips quiver. and im not sure but i think hes a poof too!! when he first showed up at rachels studio the sight of brad made him speechless! and when he finally introduced himself he was soooo flirting with brad. and as youll see in the vid below he didnt spend his time at the photo shoot flirting with jessica stam whos like gorgeous. no he spent it flirting with brad and calling rachel zoe the queen of fashion.



through the whole episode the bitch was pinging my gaydar! or should i say giving my man cunt palpitations!



so yeah this post is dedicated to the hotness that is leandro. enjoy.

someone really needs to cum all over this boys lips. please let it be me!


cant. stop. touching. myself.


heres leandro on a runway. his body is amazing!!!


fierce girlfriend!


i just want cum all over him and lick it up.


so with the lips on his face being so luscious and inviting i cant help but wonder what the lips on his ass look like.


can someone photo shop a dick into this pic for me please?


speaking of dick lets spend some time staring at leandros crotch.


his bulge is amazing and so are his legs.


can someone please just give me like 20 minutes alone with him?


but now to the proof that lele is a cock smoking, pole riding, hole puckering fag!

for starters he likes big hoses.


hes begging for someone to fuck him here!



hes obviously trying to entice some dirty fuck with a pit fetish.


and here he is cruising for some cock in an alleyway.


but do we really need anymore proof than this?


now if youll please excuse me i have to use my fingers for something other than typing. ta!

Time For Another One Of My World Famous Pic Posts!

this sexy english muffin is barry sloane from hollyoaks. i want to cum on his face.


and this stud muffin is take that singer gary barlow. i dont know who hes looking at in this picture but i can promise you they're cumming all over themselves.


oh crissy. i love your bitch face. its fierce!


you're cute.


can you jerk me off while you're down there?


yeah. just like that.


im gonna cum!!


more images of the sexy channing tatum as a stripper. is it just me or does he look really gay here. he looks like hed be more comfortable backing his ass onto some guys dick in the top left pic. twink.


heres michael phelps looking very hunky.


i wish he was dripping wet with my cum.


heres rugby hunk tommy bowe. someone needs to photoshop a dick into this pic. hes practically begging for it.


and this rugby cutie is cam smith. im printing this one out and putting it on ab's face next time he fingers me.


here are some rugby cuties showing off their asses.




heres model benjamin godfre.


and heres godfre looking gay. someone wants to get his ass fucked.


and so do i. ta bitches!

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get These Fags To Cum?

heres gossip girl cutie penn badgley. i have to admit his hotness has been growing on me. for the first time id like to sit on that smug face of his.


i think hes trying to tell us that he wants to lick some balls.


this microphone looks like a dick i was sucking the other day.


im just so mad because i totally wanted to kiss ed because chace told me he can make your ass cum just by kissing you but they're letting that new bitch kiss him. its not fair! i want my ass to cum!


you want to fuck?


hey boys!!


can i get some more cum in here please?


mmmm. cum.


heres model cutie jamie dornan.


being around naked men makes jamie uncomfortable so hes trying to concentrate on thinking about pussy.


pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy...


you can totally tell hes trying to fight the gay.


but jamie just wasnt strong enough. the guys were too hot. and they made his ass lips pucker. so he snuck off and blew all of them. you can see he got a little cum on the bottom of his shirt on the right.


i guess he still had some on his lips too.


heres skater cutie ryan sheckler. wearing 2xist. you dont thinks hes gay do you? cause 2xist is totally the gayest underwear ever.


see. totally gay. not a hole in this picture that isnt puckering. thats why nicks hands are behind his back. his hole is puckering so loudly hes trying to keep his ass cheeks shut.


which means ryan may be letting his pants sag so someone will see that gorgeous ass of his and wont be able to resist pulling his pants down and fucking the shit out of him.


how many dicks can i fit in my ass? this many.


hunky dj basshunter trying really hard not to let any cum leak out of his ass.


you have to admire this bitch for managing to discreetly line his ass of up with this hunks dick.


fuck everyone.