Showing posts with label reese rideout. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reese rideout. Show all posts

Sunday, September 20, 2009

All Men Are Gay. They Just Don't Know It Yet.

lets start things off with footie player david villa. anyone want to slide their ass onto that finger?


villy looks like hed rather be sucking dick than playing football.


looks like lucas podolski just got fucked senseless.


heres irish rugger hunk luke fitzgerald looking like he wants to get fucked.


i stand corrected. he wants to get fisted.


i think we all know footballer, gay icon, and future husband of tim frix cristiano ronaldo.


cristiano must like having balls near his ass.


why crissy?!!!!!!!!!!! why?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


the things i could do with that tongue.


hes thinking about cock.


heres crissy foolishly trying to distract the opposing team by showing them his scrumptious ass.


but now he has to run from the ass hungry fudgepackers.


oh no! it looks like they caught crissy! he's out of focus but one of the other footie players is fucking crissy with his massive cock!


and now that their all done with him they've left crissy bruised and fucked and covered in cum.


crissy: getting fucked hurts!! me: yes crissy. yes it does.


but always the trooper crissy picks himself up and wipes the cum from his lips. and next time a fag cums anywhere near him he'll bend the bitch over and split his ass in half. and if you're lucky that fag will be you!


and now i leave you with uberhunk reese rideout painting a wall. sadly he doesnt paint it with his cum.



my only complaint is that he isnt naked. i thought he knew all we care about is those bulbous ass cheeks and that huge dick! anyfuck i wish i had a guy who was handy like this. ab and that fruit rm are useless.

p.s. seriously reesey poo if you want us to believe youre straight and fuck your wife in the puss dont devote an entire vid to you redecorating a set like a good little fag in capris. its the gayest thing ever. made even more gay by the fact that its a set you're going to be fucking a man on. and dont even get me started on your sashay at the end. seriously honey.



yeah. he looooooooooves pussy.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I'm Not Adickted To Porn. Just Porn Stars.

reese rideout likes looking at guys packages but is totally straight and not once while hes fucking his wife does his hole twitch wishing it had a cock in it. Not even once.



erik rhodes does something to my hole. something amazing. its not a twitch. or a pucker. or a quiver. im not sure but i think he makes my ass cum.



i really want diesel washington to bully me.



for two seconds during this vid i thought i was a top. but it passed and now i just want brent to bend me over and fuck me which he does do on occasion.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Have You Ever Cum Watching A Guy Wash His Car? Well If You Haven't You're About To. Maybe.

once again reese rideout manages to be both sexy and kind of disturbing. i dont mind the shorts obviously. but the rest of it is just. wrong. funny. but wrong.



this has nothing to do with reese but. hello gorgeous!!



and lastly click here to see some really hot guys or rather see their cocks. its some photographers site. click on the nudes tab and open up a nice treasure trove of hot cocks.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Surf Camp, Reese Rideout, And Gerard Butler Make For A Mind Blowing Orgasm

heres a little something to make you hard. remember surf camp? i totally forgot about that show until the other day and decided to look it up and was delighted to find these boner worthy treats.



especially this one. its surf camp uncut which basically means its nothing but ass.



brennan is still my fave. i totally want that canuck cock buried inside me.


so heres reesey-poo continuing to send fags across the country into cum shock. this boy shakes his ass like a cum hungry bitch waiting to be fucked stupid. something you'd think a straight boy couldnt do. dont get me wrong. im not saying hes gay. im just saying his ass is. he has a gay ass and it wants cock.



so here reese puts some beer bottles in his ass. well actually its just his mouth. but i bet when he turned off the camera he put the bottles in his ass. sure he zooms in on some girl to make us think hes straight. but im not buying it. course i could be wrong. maybe he thought about her when he fucked himself with the bottles.



and lastly this is from rocknrolla. some fag tells gerard butler what we all want to tell him. and the result is quite hilarious.



good fucks.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Was His Wife There?





i forgot to mention you should watch them in high quality. especially the second one where hes dancing around in a thong. its much hotter.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

More On The Breeders Pretending To Be Fags Pretending To Be Breeders

yes im obsessed.

so here we have mojis kurt talking about his various hetero sexcapades.



and here is my honey aj talking about pussies and dicks and taking it up the ass.



but whats most interesting is this article. particularly this:

As a self proclaimed “straight” man, you might think he would keep his work a secret from friends and family. “I have been completely open and honest with my friends and family about my work and there have been no negatives. Although I say I am straight, I really don’t think there’s a name for what I truly am. Besides, I find labels pointless.” When asked what his biggest turn on is, he said, “I am really turned on by people that are sexually open minded.”


and after reading this i remembered that on his myspace, which is now missing, he said something similar about being open to love or some other nonsense. now i will defer to moji on this one since i dont pay too much attention to mr wild but from what i can tell hes never tried to pretend hes open to being with a guy and has always been honest about the wife and kids. aj on the other hand is straight on tyra, but when talking to gays and his fans says hes open. or at least his ass is. so which is the truth? did he feel too threatened on tyra to admit he doesnt think theres a name for what he is? *cough*bi*cough* like ive said before i dont care where they like to stick they're cocks off camera as long as they're honest. but is he being honest? hmm........discuss.

p.s. speaking of gay for pay heres reese rideout being yummy.






Tuesday, December 23, 2008

I Was Wrong

so i checked out randy blue and as it turns out reese is a man. a big butch man. a man who fucks his asses like he fucks his pussies.

okay so maybe he does bottom in some vids but im gonna ignore those. my reese is an ass spanking, hair yanking top. he won't ride a lesser mans cock, he fucks brains out.

but you can check that out after the jump. but here i would like to show you exhibit A that reese is indeed straight.



plus as moji pointed out hes married. to a girl. im a little bit in denial because he's my new favorite and i love him. but if thats the life choice hes chosen to make i will support him.

also, we have a new poll. those are fun. so weigh in on the top to btm/vers trend in porn.

so yeah im obsessed with reese. anyway check out his randy vids.








Monday, December 22, 2008

Merry Christmas From Reese Rideout!

have you guys seen this? i havent seen this. some porn star named reese rideout.



the vids hot. i think. uhm. ive never seen him in porn. he seems like hed be fun. is he gay? gay for pay? he cant be straight. watch this next one and tell me hes straight.



hes a power bottom right? in his vids i mean. this guy looks like he enjoys getting his ass played with. if im wrong id love him to throw me down and show me what hes working with but i get the feeling he doesnt like sticking his cock in holes. the real proof is in this next one which i saw a while ago on my mojis site. yes hes mine. all mine. im possessive like that. ask ab.



do not tell me this guy doesnt bottom.

but all teasing aside he does seem a bit butcher in these two.





and id love him to eat my ass like hes eating those chips. so reese, if you're reading this come stick some stuff in my holes. its fun. really, it is.