is this cum or did he spill some milk on himself?
nope. its cum. but it looks so lonely.
i kid. i kid. our reader didnt shoot much of a load but we cant hold this against him as he had jerked off the day before and so was not in fact full of cum. personally im always full of cum whether i jerked off the night before or not. in fact im so full of cum that when ab gets mad at me he doesnt say im full of shit he says im full of cum. which gets us both horny which is why all our fights end in fucks. but anyway cum is cum and this reader is the first to enter into my search for an ambassadick (cumbassadick?) and for that he is my new favorite! fuck the rest of you bitches. leave me alone with my new favorite. you know i bet hed be a hot fuck if for no other reason than i hate the taste of cum and i think i could stomach a load that small. unless of course this is one of those tricks guys play on you to get you to swallow their junk. now i get it. he wiped all his cum away and then took a pic so we'd all think he doesnt cum that much so when we blow him we'll think hes not gonna cum that much and then we wont make him pull out and then hell just cum buckets and say he doesnt know where it came from cause that usually doesnt happen and it must of been cause we're so fucking hot and how the fuck are you supposed to argue with that kind of logic? see. im on to you!!
p.s. who loves the bachelorette? this fag!! how can you not love a show where some lucky bitch gets to fuck 30 guys? well she doesnt get to fuck them all. but if they did a gay version you know that bitchlorette would totally fuck all the guys.
p.p.s. hope you dont mind that i borrowed your linking technique moji-poo but i always wanted to try it.
