Can Bjorn Barrefors Be My Christmas Present? Oh And The Gays In Australia Are Even Hotter Than I Thought!

this is the hottest man i have ever seen. i want him for christmas. no wait. i want him fucking me up the ass on all fours for christmas. im being specific so you dont screw it up and he knows what hes getting himself into. meaning me.


just look at that bulge. i think we can all agree he is the hottest thing we have ever seen. or at least the hottest thing today.


bad that hes covering the bulge. good that the silly contraption hes wearing was hiding a body this hot!


see i would not have minded eating this for thanksgiving dinner.


i will end this by saying that you gotta love a man with a big pole. what? we were all thinking it.

oh and uhm. theres this new internet show called surf camp. a bunch of gay aussies learning to surf. here you are and youre welcome.



so. when shall we go to sydney? im free...now!!! but seriously, that first guy, josh, the one in the red speedo. was that bulge not the most obscene thing ever? oh my!!! that bulge alone would fill my ass up! anyway here is a link to learn more.

Fucks-giving!

so. thanksgiving. i had wanted to spend it with ab and rm and rmgf and any eye candy we could muster. but of course we all got roped into the whole fam thing cause obviously we're not old enough yet to escape our parents control (will we ever be? my grandmother still strikes fear into the heart of my mother. and thats just when her name shows up on the caller id) so rmgf went off to her fam ab went off with his and i went off with mine and we all promised to stay in contact and meet up today to debrief and complain about those bloodsuckers we call family. luckily for me and rm though our families combined thanksgivings ages ago so we relied on each other to stay sane. which coincidentally is the reason our mothers combined thanksgiving themselves.

you know im not sure but i think my dad is fantasizing that rm and i are a couple. he hasnt met ab yet (does he even know ab exists? hmm) but i think all these years and especially after i came out hes hoped id run off with rm. see rm is tall and relatively good looking and butch and plays with balls. no i mean the kind you blow up. no i mean the big ones. i mean the kind you throw. yeah those. and so im fairly certain that my father has always wished that rm was his son. and if we get married he'll have the closest thing to it. i think thats why he'll like ab. cause even though he's fucking me up the ass hes like every fathers dream child. fucker.

anyway despite the fact that i took the opportunity to tell every relative that asked if i had a girlfriend yet that i liked sucking cock (much to rm's delight since he was seriously bored and enjoyed watching me give most of my relatives heart attacks) we survived. actually i spent most of my time with rm's mom. shes like the best fag hag ever. like grace but older and with bigger boobs. i told her how my boyfriend likes it when i give him a blow job while he watches sports and she told me that her husband has finally found her g-spot. and yes i did share that with rm and he is traumatized.

but honestly despite all logic and reason i do sorta like my family and even though i could have gone without dealing with so many of them all at once it wasnt entirely horrible.

anyway the whole gang met up today to trade war stories and we all seem to be in one piece. so let the doomsday countdown to christmas begin!!!

Okay I Admit It

i fucked my boyfriend. but what can i say? i was sad and horny and his cock made it all better. well that and i closed my eyes and pretended he was chacey ;)

also you must watch this which helped put me in a better mood yesterday. its from some brit game show called nevermind the buzzcocks. i dont know what a buzzcock is but no we don't get to see mitchys manhood. but 10 minutes of pure hot mitchy with the good hair is still an orgasmic experience. the vid made me fall even deeper in love with him even though he seemed kinda quiet. its impossible not to laugh during this thing and one of my fave moments is around 8:08 when mitchy talks about the monopoly car.



also mitchy must be reading this blog cause he takes the time around 2:00 to point out that he is straight. but we're pretending that didnt happen.

Gossip Girl Didn't Come On Today!!!!!! WTF!!?!?!?!?!?!?! Georgina Must Be Behind This!!!

why? whats the point of mondays without chacey? i just. i need to know what nate is doing with his pretty penis!!!!! and hell i even miss bed me westdicks sadistic whisper which usually wakes my cock right up! urgh!!!! okay. i just needed to share my pain with the world. im going to crawl back into bed. ab has been trying to console me but....no chacey??? that cant be fixed. and ab will not be getting any tonight. which is the only reason hes pretending to care. basshole.

I Love You Mitch Hewer! (Please Quit Britania High)

so mitchy poo was at some event (not sure when) and the gays were all over him.

this gay wanted to jerk him off.


this gay wanted to suck him off.


and this gay is glowing because he has just finished swallowing mitchys load with his ass because poor mitchy was too out of it to notice he was being molested. i know this because his ass is thisclose to mitchy's cock and yet hes not hard. which means he's already blown his load.


but seriously mitchy was out of it. cute. but out of it. look at him.

so is mitchy straight, gay, bi, or just accepting of the fact that the gays are going to be invading his personal space for all of time? cause rm would never let me get as close to his cock as that skank in the third pic is to mitchys. and skank if you're reading this you are my hero!

OOOOOO! Vanessa Did Something Scandalous!

so pretty nate is back and he's already causing trouble. nessie seems ready to fight for nate to the death while jenny is kinda over it. obviously this is because nessie, unlike little j, has enjoyed the supulent cum that runs forth from nates pretty penis.

Evolution Of The Single Ladies

Finally!!!

i have a follower! yay! so call.the.shots. i salute you! you're my new favorite!!

p.s. everyone go check out his blog. a lot of hot boys on it.

WTF?!

who is this boy with my chacey? is that his boyfriend? i hate him! i hate him! i hate him! except. he is kinda cute. hot even. hmm. threesome? and can ed come? just cause these two look more like lovers than fuckers.

replace that hat with my ass and you'll make me a happy boy!