Reactions To My Open Relationship

sister thinks its a great idea and apparently shes already been in an open relationship without telling me. technically all of her relationships are open since fidelity is not high on her list of priorities but apparently there was an instance when her boyfriend actually knew she was fucking around.

rmgf does not like the idea because she doesnt want me sucking more cocks than her or bringing someone new into our foursome. but i pointed out that im not bring anyone new in. im just fucking new people and then kicking them out before they'll even meet anyone in the foursome. shes still against it. and points out that when ab runs for president it wont help that he and his husband have a slutty, cum drenched past of one night stands and gang bangs that ended in double penetration.

rm is proud of me for fully embracing all that gay culture has to offer and finally acting like a man by spreading my seed. though i pointed out im really acting like a mason wyler by spreading my ass cheeks. hes still proud. but not taking advantage of the situation. for now.



my parents dont know. lets please not tell them. i want them to keep thinking im a monogamous top not a slutty bottom.

ab isnt entirely convinced about all of this yet. i first broached the subject a couple of weeks ago when i realized that i was starting to get bored. and that i really wanted to fuck the hot guy that had just walked into starbucks. ab tried to avoid talking about it at first. any time i tried to bring it up hed just shove his dick in my mouth to shut me up. but eventually i got him to talk about it by doing what i always do to get what i want. i used my ass. and while riding his cock for all it was worth i got him to admit he liked the idea of fucking other people but doesnt like the idea of me fucking other people and thinks this means we'll eventually break up. he feels like the whole point of a monogamous relationship is fighting and suppressing the urge to go out and sit on some other guys face. i agree. but i dont know that i feel like fighting the urge anymore. dont get me wrong. i like monogamy. i want to be in a healthy monogamous relationship. i like having that one person you can always count on to fuck the crap out of you. which is probably why i want an open relationship and not a straight break up. but i also want some spice in my life and i want that spice to come in the form of some guys jizm splattered all over my face after hes done fucking my mouth.



but not forever. im sure at some point in the future i can go back to a closed relationship. ab thinks it may not be so easy once the floodgates are open to close them again. but i disagree. weve already forsaken all others for each other once before. who says we cant do it again?

anyfuck all i care about right now is that im one step closer to realizing my dream of fucking cristiano ronaldo. and chace crawford. and matt bomer. and both leos. and eric from true blood. and toothy tile whoever he is. etc. etc.

what can i say? im young, im hot, im horny and my ass is now open to all takers. yay me! now could someone please put me in touch with tommy d and arpad miklos?

I Am Now In An Open Relationship

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My Sister Is Gone! Let The Spontaneous Fucking Continue!

so my sister went home on saturday but i havent been able to post until now because i was too busy sucking cock. and riding cock. and spitting out my boyfriends cum. he says its insulting. i say the fact that i even let him cum in my mouth in the first place should be enough to appease him. and no i dont let him do it often. if he even thinks about it i bite down and suddenly he cant get out of my mouth quick enough.

anyfuck my sister being here wasnt so bad. and ab was a good sport considering there was no fucking and my sister walked in on him in the shower every chance she got. i dont know why but they seem to get along. i guess its not that surprising. my sister is nice to anything with a six pack.

so the first highlight of my sisters trip came when i took her with me and ab to a party ax was throwing. because she totally fucked him in the ass with her words and he didnt like it. everyone had been drinking. except me. ax was probably the drunkest out of everyone. he was sitting next to ab and kept putting his cummy little hands on my boyfriends leg and being way too flirty. i started considering fucking ng to piss ax off and because ngs hot and i want to fuck him. ax was kind of sweaty and made some sort of remark about it.

sister: is that why you smell like stale cum? its like you're sweating cum. like all the cum you take up your ass is leaking out of your pores.

and then she turns to ng and says.

sister: is that your cum or someone elses?

ng: who knows.

ax was pissed. i think it was less about the fact that she was calling him a cum dump and more about the fact that everyone was laughing at him instead of fucking him. i actually felt bad for him because he always smells like cum. he just cant help. now i dont know if she did this to be a good big sister to the not so tight asshole that was hitting on her brothers boyfriend or to piss off the not so tight asshole who said this when she told some chick that bumped into her earlier to fuck off.

ax: youre a mean bitch. *long uncomfortable pause* but i like it.

this was a big mistake. and it was only a matter of time before my sister bent him over and gave him a verbal spanking he wouldnt find as enjoyable as the ones ab used to give him. and yes it is disturbing that we both like that.

so pretty much the only bad part about sister meeting my friends or frenemies or whatever the fuck you want to call them was having to watch her and dn flirting with each other. sure hes hot. but. hes a douche nozzle! i told her to stop speaking to him but she was too busy batting her eyelashes and deciding if she was going to let him fuck her in the ass or not to notice. and no they didnt fuck. well they tongue fucked. but that was better than her bringing him back to my place and having to hear them fuck and ab begging to fuck me since they were fucking too.

but the best part about having my sister here was a moment so amazing, so cum worthy, so fucking awesome that not only do i want my sister to come back soon to visit again but i actually gave her a hug when she left. this is huge because physical contact between the two of us is usually much more violent and leaves bruises. actually she did say i was hugging her too tight. so what helped to bring me and my sister closer together? leo.



my sister and i first ran into leo in the hallway one day. it was just a quick hello but he shook her hand and she later told me that she got wet on contact. i of course was pissed that he didnt finger me too. and yes i consider getting a handshake from leo fingering because its just as enjoyable. but we already know each other so there was no need. but i got over the rejection because my sister totally made up for it when the three of us found ourselves on the elevator together. ive talked about my romantic elevator rides with leo before because they're always enjoyable mainly because leo is unable to get away from the vice-like grip of my ass in such a confined space.

so what made this elevator ride more enjoyable than the others? well as luck would have it leo was returning from a workout. and he was all sweaty. his musk made my nose cum. my sister being the evil genius that she is used this as an opportunity to flirt shamelessly and touch his bulgtastic body. and while groping his arms she said the nicest thing shes ever said to me.

sister: 0h my god you have to feel this.

and i did. i got to touch leos amazing arms. and he didnt even notice because he was too busy eye fucking my sister. he was completely ignoring me. not only did it make me want him more it made me want to cry. but i didnt cause him ingnoring me meant i got to bend down and blow him. well i didnt. but i could have. i even got a quick feel of his pecs. but then i had to stop cause cum was running down my leg and i was wearing shorts so it was noticeable. he didnt notice of course but my sister did. and she pointed it out to him and then he licked it off me and spit it in my ass to use as lube. or was that a dream? anyfuck this was the greatest day of my life and definitely the best fake sex leo and i have had. im still in disbelief that i have my sister to thank for that. im also in disbelief that i momentarily entertained the idea of a threesome with leo and my sister since im so hungry for his cum id actually do it. even if he only let me suck his cock like cody cummings. well ab and i still have some fucking to make up for. ta bitches.

How I've Been Spending My Summer Vacation. Hint: It Involves A Dick Up My Ass.

so ive been meaning to do a post to let you guys know what me and the other citizens of my cum-filled world have been getting up to for a while now. but better late than never right?

so lets start with jock. for those that dont remember jock is this really hot guy whos still in the closet and really wants to fuck me. hes gone home for the summer and took his girlfriend with him. but i think she was only out there for like a week or two. to me taking her home to the family was a very bad idea since this relationship is destined to end disastrously because jock is a fudge packing fruit. which she doesnt know of course. im curious to know if hes fucked any guys since hes been home.

jock of course started fucking ax (my boyfriends ex) after i introduced them. but now that hes gone ax has been forced to find some other cocks to fill his well used ass for the summer. he has to. otherwise all the cum hes got up there will pour out. his new guy is this really hot stud ill call ng. ng is ax's usual type and by that i guess i mean my type too since we're obviously both into the same kind of guy. hes tall, gorgeous, and thinks hes straight. he and ax have only been dating for a couple of weeks now but since this is ax we're talking about the relationship is already full of drama. over the weekend we were at some pool party and the minute ng turned his back ax starting flirting with some other guy. he starting teasing him about having a hard-on and grabbed his dick. he wasnt jerking him off or anything. it was just a quick grab but still. not a good idea. and of course ng saw it. so the two of them started fighting and ab and i just sat back and enjoyed the show. im fairly certain ng knows by now what hes gotten himself into but ab still thinks maybe we should warn him since ax is probably using his ass to get him out of trouble like i do. but if they break-up ab and i wont have them there to entertain us and remind us what a superior couple we are so we think we'll keep our mouths shut for now.

then theres dn. hes supposed to be abs best friend but the asshole slept with ax while he and ab were still dating. those two had stopped talking but have now made up. apparently ab decided he shouldnt let ax's cum-soaked ass get in the way of a long lasting friendship and forgave dn for being a douche nozzle. of course alcohol was involved to help smooth things over between the two of them. straight boys.

speaking of breeders. rm and rmgf have flown off to parts unknown for their summer vaycum. so far things seem to be going better than their last trip. no fights or anything. hopefully things stay that way.

so with those two gone i have to admit i was looking forward to having the apartment all to myself and getting to do all the things i usually cant. like covering rms room with my cum and fingering myself in his bed. and most importantly finally getting to fuck my sexy neighbor leo. cause its kind of hard to get away with cheating when you know your best friend/roommate will totally rat you out to your boyfriend since they're best friends too. but just when i thought my fantasy of taking advantage of leo one drunken night would finally cum true guess who had to come and ruin it all. thats right fags and gentlefuckers. ab has moved in with me. its just supposed to be for the summer but i get the feeling this may be part of some master plan by ab and rm for ab to move in permanently so they can spend more time together. cause lets face it rm is abs real boyfriend. im just the guy he likes to fuck occasionally when rm is "too tired" to ride his dick.

while ab moving in has thrown a wrench in my nonexistent relationship with leo it hasnt been all bad. as always the cuddling is great and we've been fucking like two horny fags that just met at a circuit party. at this point we dont even bother wearing clothes. we just walk around naked so when ab gets a wangboner i can quickly suck all of the cum out of his dick with my ass. so far we've fucked on every surface of rms bedroom. he even managed to play with my hole on the elevator a few days ago. i had to try really hard not to bend over and let him fuck me since we werent alone. i hope the neighbors didnt notice his hand down the back of my pants. and i hope they dont think im a cum loving slut. oh who the fuck cares.

anyway my sister is coming out here over the weekend. and since i have a free room she insists on staying with me instead of my parents. i cant blame her but itll definitely screw things up for me and ab. like we'll have to start wearing clothes again. or at least i will. and no more spontaneous fucking in the kitchen. or the living room. or wherever we happen to be standing at the moment. it will be fun though to finally introduce her to everyone im always telling her about and watch her fuck with all of them. and yes my sister does get as confused about my life and everyone in it as you guys do. so what have you been doing over the summer? never mind. i really dont give a shit. fuck you all.

Mother's Day Fucker

so just fyi im watching sex and the city as i write this and im totally carrie bradshaw with a cock. im cockie bradshaw!

anyfuck. so even though i said saturday night i was going to fuck that whole i love you shit out of existence it didnt happen. ab was already comfy under the covers. i joined him and what started out as tongue-fucking turned into cuddling turned into me falling asleep in my boyfriends arms. i love him. i mean lust him. i lust him! anyway when we woke up sunday morning ab was horny and wanted a cup o' morning blow job. but horny as i was we got up late and i didnt have time to suck his cock. horrible i know. see my parents went to spend mothers day with my sister. they werent technically invited. well they were but they invited themselves. most likely part of their plan of guilting my sister into coming to visit more often. since i couldnt go i suffered through dinner with mother earlier in the week and ab invited me to spend mothers day with him. which was fine since two of his brothers and his dad id like to fuck me so hard i cum without even touching myself would be there. is it wrong i want ab and his dad to double fuck me? oh well.

so of course he set about trying to seduce me and get my hole puckering. first he tried fingering me while i was getting something to eat in the kitchen which rm didnt seem to appreciate. then he peed in front of me while i was brushing my teeth which turned into him jerking off. then he joined me in the shower and starting kissing my neck which he knows i love. my hole was totally puckering but there just wasnt time.

so finally we left and met his family at the restaurant. it was torture. my cock was hard the whole time. ab kept rubbing it and my wangboner wasnt helped by the other three hunks there.

so after we ate we went back to ab's house. we were all sitting around lazily watching tv when ab snuck off upstairs. a couple minutes later i got a text from him telling me top meet him in his room. so i said i was going to the bathroom and then snuck upstairs. the minute i walked in abs room he shut the door and pushed me against it. he forced his tongue down my throat and i forced my hand down his pants. he was hard and leaking. after he was done raping my mouth he forcibly bent me over his bed. then he ripped my pants down and commenced getting my hole wet with his spit. after he was done eating me out he undid his pants and fucked the shit out of me. it was amazing and spontaneous and knowing his parents were just down stairs made it even hotter. after he came he pulled out and flipped me over. then he forced his still hard cock back inside me and fucked me until i came which didnt take very long. pretty much the minute his hand touched my cock sent me over the edge. luckily i managed to get my shirt off just before i came so no one would know what we were up to. after we cleaned ourselves up we went back downstairs. it was very hot and very kinky and luckily no one seemed to suspect.

i doubt my sister got a good fucking on sunday. bitch.

I Said Fuck You Not I Love You!

something horrible happened earlier. and that something horrible is that i accidentally told ab i love him. its all a blur really. i dont know how i let it happen. we were in my bathroom. i was brushing my teeth and ab was taking a shit because apparently we finally got to the point in our relationship where that type of behavior is acceptable. i was okay when he started pissing in front of me but shitting? personally i have no intention of shitting in front of him cause when he thinks of my ass i dont want him thinking of it doing that. i want him to think of the vice-like grip it has on his cock.

anyfuck. so after he finished doing what one does on a toilet he washed his hands and then came up behind me and gave me a kiss on the neck. and then i heard someone say i love you. what the fuck? and before i could tell ab that i simply didnt feel the same as i usually do when he says i love you (there was the time on valentines day and that other time when he was fucking me and that other time when he was crying and begging me to say it back) i realized something. his lips didnt move. and there was no one else in the room. i had said i love you! i just told ab i loved him. after he took a shit. this simply wouldnt do. and before i could hit him over the head with the nearest blunt object (his penis? my penis?) ab said he loved me too. and kissed me. shit.

ab saying i love you is one thing. but me saying it to him?? fuck no! unacceptable!! so ive been trying to convince him that he was just hearing things. that i said fuck you not i love you. but he was sober at the time for whatever reason so that hasnt been working.

well im gonna go see if i can make ab cum so hard it blows his mind and he totally forgets this entire day and that unfortunate i love you incident. heres hoping my ass can get me out of this one.

My Mother Saw My Boyfriend's Dick: A Cock-tionary Tale By Tim Frix

so heres a piece of advice. next time you decide to walk around your boyfriends apartment naked check to make sure his mothers not there first. especially if the night before your boyfriend told you his mother was coming over to take him to brunch. sure you may have been too busy nursing a hang over to think rationally but guess what? your boyfriend doesnt give a fuck!

but seriously. why do these fucking things always happen to me?! cause if it wasnt already awkward enough my mother saw my boyfriend dripping wet covered only by a towel things are even more awkward now that shes seen his dick. the dick he uses every night to fuck her son until he cums all over himself like a little bitch. oh and to add insult to injury when he realized his folly and turned to walk back into my room he did so slowly. as though he wasnt even embarrassed. and then, to top it all off. he. scratched. his. ass. so as you can imagine brunch was extremely uncomfortable. i spent most of the time in silence, hoping my mother wouldnt bring up the events that had just transpired. she on the other hand talked. and talked. and talked. hoping to avoid some sort of awkward conversation lull. fun times!

and of course when i got home i found no sympathy. ab thought it was funny, i can only assume rm agreed with him since he was too busy laughing his ass off to express his thoughts on the issue, and my sister simply wondered aloud how long it had been since my mother had seen a cock. rmgf was the only one who felt my pain as her mother once saw rm naked. though it was under different circumstances as he was on top of rmgf at the time.

so, have you guys ever had a parent see your boyfriend naked? howd you deal with it? live in complete denial or face it head on? and do you agree with rmgf that i should just be grateful that when my mother finally saw my boyfriend naked his dick was flaccid and hanging between his legs as opposed to being hard and balls deep in my ass? cause personally i think i would have preferred it in my ass than her actually seeing it.

well if you'll excuse me rm sounds like a hyena when he laughs and its annoying me. so i think ill go smother him with a pillow. or my ass.

I Came All Over Myself In An Elevator Today

so i got into the elevator in my building today and the greatest thing ever happened. leo came in behind me! you have no idea how much i wish this was as dirty as it sounds. now this was not the first time we had been in the elevator together. it had happened one other time late at night but it was a total dud cause when he got on ab was force feeding me his tongue. ab is rarely embarrassed by pda, especially so when hes drunk which he was. so he was completely unfazed when leo got on the elevator while we were making out, on our way up to my place to fuck. i wanted to escape that brutes embrace so i could make contact with leo but he had me pinned against the wall so i made the most of the situation by rubbing abs hardening cock so leo would know what he was in store for when i finally got him alone. from what i could tell he looked uncomfortable but i couldnt tell if it was "shit these two are giving me a boner" discomfort or "shit i think these fags are gonna start fucking right in front of me i need to find the nearest pussy so i can fuck it and feel like a man" discomfort. rmgf said it was the latter and that she wishes she had been on that elevator with us.

so anyway back to today. he says "hey" with that sexy deep straight boy voice of his and i just nod hello nervously and start squirming because i started to cum. then he asked me to get on my knees and suck his dick. well no he didnt ask me that. actually he didnt say anything else. probably cause my drooling was freaking him out. that or the fact that i was rubbing my still rock hard cock. i on the other did try to say something to engage him in conversation but it didnt work cause all that came out of my mouth was some sort of guttural moan. i just couldnt speak properly cause my brain was too busy thinking about the two of us stripping naked and using the cum spilling out of my boxers to lube up his cock so he could give me the elevator ride of my life. now if you're wondering why im making such a huge deal about us being in an elevator together (huge like his cock) it has little to do with the fact that common courtesy demands that we exchange pleasantries or the fact that we were so close i could smell him. its because we were in a confined space where he was trapped and i could finally have my way with him whether he liked it or not. i dont care if he is twice my size there is no way hes fighting me off. when im horny i have the strength of a thousand twinks which is like the strength of one hundred men.

sadly though i didnt get the chance to make my move. before i could our cum-filled elevator ride was over. first he got off, then i got off a second time looking at his sexy ass and wondering how it would look while he fucked me into nirvana, and then finally i got off the elevator to go clean myself up. i was so sticky what with all the cum and drool.

and while the fact that i totally missed out on finally having my way with leo upsets me what really pisses me off is that rmgf has been on the elevator with him like 4 times and rm sees him "a lot". rmgf doesnt even fucking live here!! and rm is straight which means leos hotness and bulges are wasted on him!!! bitches! now if you'll excuse me im gonna go do my boyfriend doggy style and pretend hes leo. i dont think ill able to fall asleep until ive cum a few more times.

The Shit Has Pretty Much Hit The Fan

so a lots been going on lately. i really fucked up and now ab wont talk to me. things have been really awkward with me and rm and i just wish i hadnt screwed everything up. see things between rm and rmgf have been strained lately. all they do these days is fight and rm complains about their drama nonstop. they can barely stand to be in the same room together so as you can imagine rm hasnt been getting any lately. we were watching tv a couple days ago and i noticed rm had a hard-on and when i mentioned it he just laughed nervously. i dont know what the fuck i was thinking but abs been getting on my nerves as usually lately and i guess i just wanted to do something to piss him off. so i reached out and started rubbing rms cock and he pretty much just froze and didnt say anything. so i put my hand down his pants and started jerking him off. after a while he started leaking precum and used it to get his cock nice and slick. then i got down on my knees in front of him and slowly pulled his shorts down. he was freeballing and it was so sexy. i played with his balls and then started sucking his cock. i went really slowly sucking his shaft as far back as i could and then slowly pulling him out and licking his head. he was shaking he loved it so much. but i was going too slow for him and he put his hand on the back of my head and started fucking my face. i pulled my boxers off and started jerking myself off. he was fucking my mouth too hard and i managed to get his cock out of my mouth. his cock was covered in spit and cum. i told him i wanted him to fuck me. a sinister smile spread across his face. he said bend over bitch and ill give you what you want. i did as i was told and he slapped my ass hard. then spit right at my hole twice. he rubbed his saliva into my ass and then stood up and i knew he was about to stick his cock in my....oh who the fuck am i kidding. if i even think about touching rms cock he curls up in the fetal position from fearing of being converted. why? he hears the noises coming out of my room when im blowing ab. he knows my bj skills would be too much for him to overcome. anyway happy april fuck you day bitches!

Spring Bareback AKA The Bitch Is Back And Ready To Bend Over

no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.

anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.

as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.

and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.

Random Facts

1. rm and i have been trying to bond again and get our relationship back to where it used to be before that whole thing with ab. so this weekend he took me to the batting cages. which apparently is not some sort of sex club. i didnt have much fun since i hate balls and bats and having to play with them. wait. that came out wrong. anyway i spent most of the time staring at and groping rms ass. he didnt seem to mind but what did piss him off was when i flirted with the others guys. he doesnt like sharing.


2. so rmgf and i have been lusting after our new neighbor. lets call him leo. this guy is the hottest thing i have ever seen. he kind of resembles leo giamani. he has the dark hair and smoldering eyes but to be more specific they share the same rock hard abs. in fact his entire body bulges all over the place. its insane.


the other day rmgf and i were leaving to go to starbucks and he walked into the hallway wearing only his underwear. you cant understand how turned on we were. our tongues were literally on the floor but sadly they didnt get to go anywhere near his body. it was like torture. the only thing keeping his cock from us was a thin white layer of fabric. fucking fabric. fucking massively bulging fabric. sadly he seems to be straight. rmgf saw some girl walking out of his place looking freshly fucked. im surprised there wasnt cum dripping down her leg. lucky bitch. anyway this is what i have a fag hag for. rmgf promises to tell me how good he is in bed.


3. so i guess cause its been a while i can talk about it without getting in trouble. as you can imagine ab was pissed when he found out dn, his supposed best friend, slept with ax. he hadnt really been talking to him and then we saw him at a party at axs. dn kept trying to talk to ab so he confronted him and they started yelling at each other. luckily it didnt get physical. ax kind of got off the hook cause sadly ab has come to expect this from him but dn was supposed to be his friend so i think that one hurts him more. i feel bad for him but i think hes starting to get over it. i dont know if they'll be friends again but what happened is in the past now.


4. ab's mad at me. jock invited me to a party and ab had plans so i decided to go. hes mad and i guess i cant argue with him. i probably shouldnt have gone. well i know i shouldnt have.


but in my defense i broght rmgf with me to make sure i behaved myself. besides jocks girlfriend was with him and it was at his older brothers frat house which is like the last place hed try and fuck me since hes still buried deep in his closet. and the prospect of being at a party full of drunken horny frat boys was just too much for rmgf and i to pass up. anyway ive been making it up to him. one guess how. my ass helps me get away with everything.

Please Remind Me Why I Gave That Fucker A Key

so ever since i gave ab a key he keeps popping in unannounced and it scares me every time. is there some sort of cowbell i can have attached to his dick so ill know hes around every time he decides to show up without telling me?

the first time it happened i had just gotten home thinking i had the place all to myself since i knew rm was out. so you can imagine how freaked out i was when some half naked jackass dancing around in a towel and dripping all over the place walks out of my room singing circus. it scared the shit out of me but it turned out the jackass was just my boyfriend. as much as it scared me this turned out to be a good thing as it presented the perfect opportunity for some blackmail as my boyfriend likes to pretend he doesnt even know who britney spears is. but deep inside all those muscles is a nelly queen.

another time i woke up one morning and went into the kitchen. on my way in there i had seen rm walking into his room. so when i walked into the kitchen and saw someone bending down doing god knows what it startled me. i told ab that just because he has a key doesnt mean he doesnt have to call or knock or announce his presence anymore. he said thats exactly what it means. seriously. a cowbell. for his cock. a cockbell.

then last night im in bed asleep. i was having a dream which escapes me at the moment but i woke up cause i thought i heard the door open. i knew rm was asleep but i was still delirious and thought maybe i was dreaming and didnt feel like getting out of bed. i was stuck somewhere between dream world and this world and was kind of out of it. then i thought i heard someone stumbling around but once again i wasnt sure if it was real or it was just my imagination. then i hear my door creak open. in my delirious state i thought chace crawford had finally tracked me down and was coming to plow my ass with his pretty pink penis or maybe even shove it down my throat so id be too busy sucking on it to call him gay. so of course i was hard. instead it was just my drunk boyfriend hopping into bed with me. he said he wanted to fuck and i told him i was too tired but then he said the magic words. you can just lay there. so i said fine and he went about opening my ass up with his tongue. eventually i got up on my knees so he could stick his cock in. he went slow at first but after a while he grabbed my hips and started fucking me hard. then chace, oh yeah he was there too, started jerking me off. and every time either one of us got close ab pulled out and went back to eating me out. or maybe that was chace too. it went on for about an hour or at least what felt like an hour which was a bit long for me considering how tired i was. but at the same time it was so fucking hot. my prostate was in heaven. finally he decided to let me cum. so he pulled out, turned me over on my back, and jerked us both off on my stomach. then he collapsed and fell asleep. which pissed me off cause here i was tired as fuck laying in bed covered in cum and sweat. i didnt feel like moving but i got up and cleaned myself up. finally i got back into bed at which point the snoring started. argggg!!!! hes lucky hes as good at cuddling as he is at annoying me. but anyway its been decided. next time he cums on me, and most of it was his, hes the one cleaning it up. he'll use his tongue if he has to. i dont care if he hates the way it tastes. bitch.

Happy ValenFuck

so i really didnt feel like doing anything special for valentines day and neither did ab. my parents were going away together for the weekend so we went to their house to have some alone time.

we didnt do much. no romantic dinner or candlelit fuck. we just sort of relaxed. did some skinny dipping and pool side fucking for the neighbors and walked around the neighborhood hand in hand. which is romantic enough for me. anyway we didnt really exchange gifts but i did give ab something kind of special. the key to my heart. well, no. it was the key to my place so he can cum and go as he pleases. the key to my heart is chace crawfords pretty pink penis and the keyhole is my ass.

but if this valenfuck wasnt sentimental enough for you dont worry. we promised each other next year (if i havent broken up with him yet) we'll go all out and celebrate properly. and the fucker better get me the key to my heart. i dont care how expensive kidnappers are.

I'm Blair, AX Is Serena, And We Met Up To Discuss AB, Who's Nate, Fucking Him While DN, Who's Chuck, Watched. Are You Confused Mac? Cause I Am.

which do you think is more complicated. fucking in the back of a moving car or fucking on a bar stool? whatever. so i was supposed to write this yesterday but i didnt cause i didnt feel like it. and no im not apologizing.

okay so i met up with the cum hungry whore (aka ax) on tuesday. the purpose of our meeting was to use my infamous skills of manipulation to get the bitch to squeal on what he knows about dn and ab possibly hooking up. so we met up and got the usual chit chat out of the way. and by that i mean him regaling me with some story about jock fucking him in the bathroom of some mall. they're gross. whatever.

so first i ask if ab has mentioned our resent problems involving his failing to mention that dn was involved in what rmgf has started calling the car sex scandal (css). he said ab had mentioned something about it but he didnt know the whole story. i explained that i got pissed off when i found out that dn apparently likes sticking his dick in boys as much as girls when ab had said he was straight. ax said it wasnt that big a deal and that he didnt think dn was interested in ab or even knew that ab had been into him. and that if he did know he didnt care. so i was like you dont think theyve ever hooked up? and he said no. he said that from what he knows the only times dn has hooked up with guys its been random twinks he wont have to deal with again. usually because its convenient.

so then i went in for the good stuff. he was hesitant at first but admitted he had fucked dn once. he said it was hot sex and that it was probably dns first time fucking a guy in the ass. and he said dn kept calling his ass his pussy. stuff like you like my cock in your pussy? not that ax minded. i could just see his ass hole puckering while he described it. he swore it happened after he broke up with ab but the reason they broke up was because ax cheated and i wouldnt be surprised if he was lying. i actually feel kind of bad for ab that his supposed best friend would fuck his ex. this is why hes a douche nozzle. but i wasnt surprised since after talking to my sister i pretty much suspected they had hooked up. ab never told me the specifics of the css but im pretty sure ax is the one that started it. dont get me wrong. ab is adventurous, but im sure ax is the one that started the whole thing and im positive it was because he was trying to turn dn on.

anyway after our chat i now believe that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn and its obvious to me that he was definitely not thinking about ab that night. plus all of this happened before we even met so it doesnt seem worth it to keep obsessing over it. so ive decided to forgive him and have chosen not to retaliate by fucking jock even though its totally fair. he still has to pay for lying to me but im just gonna have to accept that he has a past even though hes basically my first everything. and as long as he didnt fuck dn im just gonna have to trust him when hes around him the same way i trust him when hes around ax just like he has to trust me every time im around jock or really just when im around any hot guy i encounter. at least thats what rm says but then again what the fuck does he know?

so thats the end of that and we will never mention this whole sordid incident again. unless its to hold over abs head. cause this is like a get out of jail free card for me. so just in case i ever do anything to really piss him off i get to whip this out and beat him across the face with it like he does to me with his cock. arent relationships fun?

My Sister Is Evil. But Like Patty Hewes Her Powers Can Occasionally Be Used For Good.

so ab came over and apologized again. i called him an inconsiderate ass, he said i was overreacting and that if he can deal with me living with rm who im always coming on to and who i maybe kinda admitted i used to a very long time ago so long i pretend it never happened had a thing for (purely sexual i promise you. rm is like a porn star. he gives/gave me sexual pleasure. nothing more. i know him to well to fall in love with him or even have deep feelings for him like ab had for dn. plus unlike dn hes straight, involved, and spends more time these days with ab than me. if you aks me hed fuck ab before hed fuck me.) then i should have to put up with his stupid fucking douche friend. then i called him a cheat and he swore he never cheated. i said he was full of shit he said id flirt with anything that moves and after lots of expletives and me telling him to get the fuck out i found myself pushed up against the fridge. a tongue down my throat and a finger in my ass. ah love. i mean lust.

so after the sex i kicked him out but he came back the next day to watch some game thingy that happened on sunday with rm and some other friends. rmgf and i fled. usually a group of straight boys on a testosterone high would be our wet dream but their friends are not as attractive as they are so we have no incentive to tolerate them.

so yesterday (monday) i called my sister. shes cheated on every boyfriend shes ever had and has even fucked a friends boyfriend. and she gets away with it most of the time. so i figured she could give me a cheaters insight. she theorizes that ab is telling the truth and that he probably hasnt fucked dn. which i maybe kinda thought was true. but the interesting thing is that she said i was so obsessed with the idea that dn was lusting after my boyfriend i was completely ignoring the fact that he might have been lusting after ax. hes definitely closer to a twink than ab is which seems to be dns type. plus im sure dn is a top. abs not bending over for anyone. ax on the other hand would take it up the ass from a horse. as long as hes hung like a....well you know. and while it might have been wishful thinking the more i thought about it the more i realized that there was some possibility that ab was telling the truth about nothing else happening with dn. and it was especially possible that i was wrong in thinking that dn wanted to fuck ab when he may have really wanted to fuck ax. so i decided to go to the source. ax. i knew it might take some stroking to get him to cum out with the truth. but if anyone would know if ab hooked up with dn it would be ax. hes known them longer and seems to have the dirt on everyone in their group. and he loves to brag so i didnt think itd be too hard to get him to admit that he fucked dn. dn may be a douche but hes a hot douche. id screw him and i know ax would. so i called him up and asked him if hed like to meet up for coffee or something. more on that tomorrow. my fingers are tired. theyve had a busy night if you catch my drift.

AB's Coming Over

i intend to yell at him, scream at him, and then have some nice angry sex. dont judge me. im horny and i miss my boyfriend. fuck you all.

My Boyfriend's Not A Dickhead. He's A Fucking Cunt.

i believe this feeling im having is called being livid. yes. i am livid. why? okay so abs best friend is this this this douche nozzle (in fact lets call him dn) hes known since they were kids. and dn is a whore. on every occasion that ive seen him hes fucking a different girl. now ab spends a lot of time with him. if hes not with me hes likely with dn. and ab even admitted he used to have a crush on him when they were younger. but hes straight so i didnt really care. so yesterday we're on our way to my place but we had to stop by dns because ab needed to get something or other from him. so we get there and as we're walking up to the door you can tell someones getting a blowjob. he was moaning and saying "yeah come on. oh yeah. im close" so ab and i figure hes getting a blowjob and since he was so obviously close wed wait until he was finished. so we do. and when hes obviously done i knock cause im tired of waiting. and guess who walks out? some blond twink. wiping cum off his lips. wtf?! so we got what we needed and left and dn didnt seem embarrassed in anyway. which meant he obviously wasnt some closet case pretending to be straight. so in the car i asked ab what was up. and he said dn was kinda bi-curious or whatever and had hookep up with a couple of guys. and im like how long have you known this? and hes like a while. he never hid it from me. what?! but you hid it from me?! ass fucking cunt shit for brains! so this whole time i thought dn was just some hot nonthreatening straight guy hes actually some hot bi guy constantly hanging around my property!!! i mean boyfriend!

so then im like have you two ever fucked? and he swears no. and im like are you sure. and hes like i swear. well....and im like well what? im so mad at this point the only thing stopping me from killing him is the fact that hes the one driving. other wise i would have pulled over and i would not be writing this post. i would be deleting this blog and any other trace that i ever knew ab. ax would have to go. rm too cause he liked ab too much. and rmgf and i would have to figure out my various alibis. but like i said. ab was driving so that plan is on the back burner. for now......

so im like what the fuck does well mean?!?!?!! so hes like well that one time when ax and i fucked in the back of that car dn was the one driving. and he might have been rubbing his crotch. and he jerked off a little. so im like okay you were in a threesome with this dickhead? and hes like no it wasnt a threesome. he just kinda watched. we didnt touch or anything. nothing else ever happened i swear. hes so lucky i wasnt driving.

so the good news is im like 100% positive that dn is a top. i know you can never tell with these things but i just dont see that hole getting put to much use. and ab doesnt like anything going anywhere near his ass. not even a rim job which works for me cause, okay, even though ive mentioned wanting to go to town on a few delicious asses ive posted on here i really have no intention of ever putting my tongue back there. its....disgusting. unless its cristiano ronaldo. cause hes not like us. he doesnt use it to poop. his ass is merely for our viewing pleasure. kyle xy doesnt have a belly button and crissy doesnt have an asshole. anyway my point is good news two tops hot sex does not make. bad news. ab has to pay. dearly. and tying him up and giving him arguably the hottest sex of his life (cause im sooooo the best lay he'll ever have) is not gonna cut it. bitch has to pay. like really pay. for starters i have not spoken to him since yesterday. so. suggestions?

p.s. rm is in the dog house too. ab came over today so they could go hang out. ab gave me a "hey" and his puppy dog eyes but was smart enough not to approach me. i ignored him and left with rmgf to plot...nothing. anyway i asked her why she let rm get away with that. she apologized for not properly controlling her bitch and promised it wouldnt happen again. whatever. i need a new boyfriend.

Sure It Was A Hot Fuck But Still. The Bitch Had To Be Put In His Place.

so as moji pointed out hot fuck or not "That bitch wouldn't be going to sleep until everyone in the room is finished" and its true. ab should have known better than to roll over and leave my cock hanging. or hard. even if it was one of our hotter fucks. and while i dont like to see ab in pain he brought it on himself. it was out of my hands really. so rmgf agreed to keep rm out for the night and leave me and ab alone so that i could exact my revenge.

so i convinced him that it would be fun to lay back and just let me take care of him. idiot. so i tied him up and gave him a rather impressive blow job. and just when he was about to cum i went and watched damages. i love that show. omg ellen is like insane this year. i think shes gonna kill patty! wait. im forgetting something. oh right. whatshisface. so i went to check on him and he was rather peeved. so i put some porn on for him. i thought this would get him all hot and bothered. i was trying to be nice. really i was. but it turns out its not so fun when youve got a boner but you cant actually touch it. oh well. at least it wasnt me. he kept begging me to untie him which kinda got to me. cause i couldnt hear the tv. i should have gotten a gag. so after the porn was off and his cock was rock hard i just couldnt resist anymore. and really he had suffered enough. well. no. not really. but i have the rest of our lives together to make him miserable. plus by then i had started watching nip tuck and i was horny.

so i took his cock for a ride and he sure was enjoying himself. he kept bucking like a bronco trying to fuck me wildly. it was hot. and every time i thought he was about to cum i pulled him out and went to sit on his face. his cock was starting to get sore so i finally went in for the finish. we both came really hard. my bed was drenched in cum and sweat. i finally untied him...and made him wash my sheets. now if you'll excuse me ive been a bad boy today so im going to get my spanking. fuck you all.

Title Should Go Here But I Can't Think Of One

i should totally be giving you guys a post about tying my boyfriend up and getting sexual revenge. but i dont feel like it so fuck you and check back for that post tomorrow. now i should probably go untie my boyfriend.

The Orgy

okay so i dont even know if any of you even care about this story since you didnt comment or ask about it after i mentioned it in my last post. maybe you didnt even read my last post. but anyway on saturday night ab and i went to this small party at ax's house. ax has this house that he got with these 4 other guys. i call them the slut brigade. the walls cant talk cause theres too much cum on them.

anyway we got there and hung out. ab had a few drinks. there was this one hot guy (ohg) there that i guess used to hook up with one of ax's roommates and he was seriously flirting with me. which meant ab was grabbing, groping, and holding me close. he can be very territorial. im surprised hes never tried to pee on me. and no i dont want him too. ill watch it in porn on occasion but. no. there are just some things i will not do.

so i didnt mind really. i thought it was cute that ab was jealous. and kinda hot that he was making sure ohg (who was really, really hot and told me he had an eleven inch cock. axs roomie said more like 10 but whatever.) knew he was the only one who got to fuck my mouth with his tongue. though ohg didnt seem so much disappointed as turned on. whatever.

so well the good stuff came later on. it was about 1am and there were only like 11 or 12 people still there. the horniest of the bunch. there had been a more people earlier but two of the roomies left taking them with. i think some went to a club and the others went to another party. some of the guys that had stayed were upstairs hooking up and ab and i were downstairs sitting on the couch with ax and a few others. the tv was on but mostly every was talking sex. specifically ax was mentioning places hes fucked. in a park, at his school, backseat of a car. while someone was driving it. and yeah that last one was with ab. anyway ax put on some porn (hotter than hell) and well you can guess what happened. he started making out with this bi-guy whos girlfriend did not seem to mind. yes there was pussy in the house. next thing i know shirts are coming off and crotches are being rubbed. mine actually. ohg was sitting next to me making out with this guy and instead of taking care of the rather obvious boner in his make out buddies tenting pants he decided to grab my crotch. so ab grabbed me and we went home. orgy pooper. i guess i cant blame him for not wanting to share his toys. i dont mind sharing my joystick but i sure as shit am not sharing his.

so we got back to my place and ab ambushed me on my couch and was sucking my face off. i sucked off his cock a little but he wasnt into foreplay. he threw me back lifted up my legs and the fucking commenced! ab was jack hammering my ass. he was a real beast. he didnt seem to care if i was enjoying it or not he was just fucking me to cum. and then rm and rmgf got home. rm said hey and went straight to his room. rmgf said she wanted to watch so she could see the mechanics of it all. i need to get that girl some gay porn. so we went to our room and she was a bit disappointed. anyway ab resumed fucking the shit out of me and when he was done rolled over on his back exhausted. i took care of myself. and then cuddled up to the snoring cutie.

so yeah my first time at an orgy and i didnt get to enjoy it. but thats okay because ab is enough man for me. next time im single though. well....