no i didnt let ab cum in my ass. in fact i didnt even get any over spring break. sad i know. see i dont really like spring break. dont get me wrong i love being around drunken straight boys but there is a point where their company goes from boner worthy to annoying. plus they're always far more interested in the abundance of pussy running around. so while ab went off with his straight friends to get shitfaced and chase the puss and rm and rmgf went off with some of our other friends to do whatever straight couples do i decided to enjoy the solitude of my apartment. in other words cover every surface of it with cum. that is until my sister called and invited me to come and visit her. she broke up with her boyfriend a couple weeks ago and i was suspicious she just wanted me to come out so she could have someone to torture in his absence but engaging in mental warfare with her seemed more fun than spying on leo and his various hook-ups. is it wrong to listen at the door while hes fucking someone? the muffled moans are just too much to resist.
anyway turns out that even though i was hanging out with my bitch sister i had a better time than everyone else. see abs group of straight buds included mr ambiguous sexuality himself dn. ab had planned on just ignoring him and having a good time but that didnt work out for him. he said having to look at dn everyday put him in a bad mood and his straight friends were totally unsympathetic to the gay drama unfolding around them. and i dont think it helped that he wasnt getting laid. hes cranky when he doesnt have something to fuck.
as for everyones favorite straight couple apparently rm got really drunk and flirted with some chick in front of rmgf so she decided to dance with some hot shirtless guy and the next thing you know they spent the rest of their trip fighting. rm is now trying to make up for it with cunnilingus and home cooked meals. idiot. so while everyone else was totally wasting our week off i was getting along with my sister for the first time in...ever. sure she told me i looked sweaty and gross when she picked me up but i just asked her if she had put on any weight and i think it made her cry inside. other than that everything was perfect. including the hottie i sat next to on the plane ride home. he slept the whole time which was perfect cause it meant i got to stare at him the entire way. is it wrong i snuck pictures of him? dont answer that. anyway things are returning to normal now.
and by the way you have rmgf to thank for todays blog title. ab was talking to ax yesterday and apparently his spring break adventures included blowing some straight boy who was so drunk he didnt even remember it the next day, fucking some straight couple, and having a gang bang with six guys. he claims he used condoms but this is ax we're talking about which is why rmgf said he had a spring bareback. now if you'll excuse me ab and i are still making up for a week without sex. hes asleep but my ass is hungry and i think i can get him hard enough to stick it in. ta bitches.
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Flower is a thing of the past, 'cause nothing says sorry like cunnilingus (or a BJ).
To bad the flower shops insist on pushing roses as the perfect romantic gift!!
i've taken pictures of people on plains too. over the weekend i had my camara phone out while waiting for my little brother to finish his tennis lesson. i wasnt taking pictures of him though....i may have been taking pictures of the meat i'd like to stick known as his pro and his godly ass(ets). and If i had ab sleeping near me right now, i'd def. wake him up to stick it to me. ohh young love
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