I Just Gave The Blog A Makeover! Do we Like?

to celebrate here's some crissy!


omigod!!!! how many teammates do you think crissys turned gay in the locker room? i bet when he drops the soap they're too busy fighting over who gets to fuck him to take advantage of the situation giving crissy enough time to escape.


so this is the only taylor that matters to me. taylor kitsch.


what the fuck? is this some sort of water sports thing? im not into that but if it means getting to fuck taylor ill pee all over him.


get away from my tay-tay bitch!!!


what did i just tell you?


now go after the jump so we can take a minute to acknowledge how awesome true blood was last night. bewere of spoilers. and vampires turning you gay.

OMFG!!!!!! The Prettiest Most Pinkest Penis In The World Got Arrested!!!!!!

what the fuck?!?!?!?! chace crawford one of my many obsession got arrested for smoking something other than cock! i cant believe it. those cops better not have mistreated my chacey. well i guess itll teach cc that next time he wants to wrap something up and stick it in one of his orifices it should be bed me westdicks cock in his ass. but on a serious note i hope chacey is okay and that his pretty pink ass is still in tact after his time in the pokey. which i assume is called the pokey cause of all the poking going on if you know what i mean. actually maybe he enjoyed himself.

also is it just me or does the fact that chacey has done some hard time make him like a thousand times hotter not to mention butcher. next time i see him i think ill drop the soap and let him ravage me.

also, the mugshot? fierce. i bet his cellmate couldnt resist the urge to sit on that face all night long. but only after putting his deep throating skills to good use im sure.

I Wish I Could Fit All Of Them In My Ass At Once

so this is my crissy with one of his balls.


and heres crissy showing off his ass for everyone.


do not touch my crissy!!!!!!!!!!!


as you can see being in crissy's presence has blinded the man on the left and is causing the man on the right to cum on himself.


and now crissys mad cause the guy came in his eye.


work it girls!


looking at this makes me want to burry my cock deep in crissys ass. am i a top now?


but looking at this makes me want crissys crotch buried deep in my ass so maybe im versatile.


look at that old queen begging crissy to jam his large pole up his ass.


so lets move on to elliot tittensor. and his hairy chest.



why are you still pretending to be straight?


see. you cant even keep a straight face when she tries to kiss you.


i hope hes licking his finger so he can stick it in my ass.


so this is that hot piece of ass tommy didario from high society. lets all get on our knees and blow him.



hes so pretty. i want to fuck the cum out him and then lick it off his chest.


now take those sunglasses off so i can sit on your face.


now excuse me while i figure out if im a top or not.

So I Just Finished The Lost Finale...

and i have no idea what the fuck just happened and i think i hate it with a passion that burns brighter than that stupid light in the tunnel thing that desmond easily could have turned back on all by himself, lived, then gotten on the plane with jack and the others and flown away. that easy. but no. he had to go to his family. because going to his family meant he couldnt turn the light back on. even though he could have. huh???? yeah. hate it. really, really hate it.

this would have been a better way to end it.

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I Was Really Lusting After The New Doctor Until This Happened...

so im guessing theres no gym on the tardis. excuse me while i go google image captain jack to rinse this from my eyeballs.

Cum Makes The World Go 'Round.

no really. if there weren't cum there wouldnt be babies who could grow up and keep our society functioning.

anyfuck. sorry i havent posted in a while. ive been too busy fucking ian somerhalder.


he lets me cum in his mouth...


and sit on his face while i watch the vampire diaries.


and ive given him strict instructions to guard the family jewels when he goes out because otherwise hed be attacked by a pack of rabid fags.


so this is some hot german actor id really like to fuck.


so are we excited about true blood coming back and spraying its amazingness all over our faces?



i hear eric will be fucking a gay vampire so yay!!!!!! but boooo because he should be fucking me.


since your eyes are closed ill just go ahead and slip my cock in your mouth.


also this.

and this.


ta!

Is It Weird That When I Saw This Photo I Shoved My Laptop In My Ass?

sadly that may be the closest ill ever come to having crissy inside me.


also why the fuck does crissy have to share the cover? with someone whos not even as hot as him?

p.s. have you seen elliot tittensors sex tape yet?

So. The Real Housewives Of New York City.

i dont even have words. it was just. is it weird that i almost cried? i didnt. but almost. cause i actually felt really bad for bethenny for all the shit shes dealing with. and usually when housewives are battling it out im giggling. just wow. and luann? with the tea and the car? the countess needs to find a cock to go play with and leave jill and bethenny alone. but yeah. the whole thing was simply epic. omny!!!! so maybe i do have some words. anyfuck.



discuss.

Dr. Who Is The Shit!

seriously. it was amazing. i was blown away. i wouldnt say it was the best episode ever. that would have to be blink or midnight. and i didnt like it as much as torchwood children of the earth. but still i loved it and i thought i was going to hate it. matt smith totally won me over and amy pond seems like she'll be a fun companion. plus im looking foward to seeing more of tom hopper cause hes really hot and i want to sit on his face.


though i cant help but thinking they need to give the doctor a male companion. dont get me wrong i love rose and martha and especially donna and amy seems cool but i think the doctors next companion should be a big strong man wholl bend him over and fuck the shit out of him. im sure pleasuring himself with the sonic screwdriver is getting old. anyway i really have no complaints. well actually i dont much like the new tardis or the new graphics in the intro. but other than that it was great.

and of course it helps that matts a poof.


move over john barrowman. theres a new fag in the whoverse.


so. what did you think? poll time!!

Bad Wolf!!

so this is the lust of my life jake gyllenhaal.


hes thinking about cock.


he clearly wants to stick that in his ass.


so this is steven mcqueen from vampire diaries. does this mean he likes to fuck doggy style? cause im already on all fours.


so apparently david beckham got injured which to me means i could more easily over power him and rape his cock with my ass.


i just have to get rid of her first.


well im off to watch the new doctor who.